what is the most humiliating possible way to die?
for example, getting a brain haemorrhage from trying to force out a turd.
choking on a hot dog
auto erotic asphyxiation
>>25113237
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
slipping on a banana peel and cracking your head open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASK59LwEvNw
couldnt find an english version but here ya go
getting beat up by a 13 year old girl while having a boner
From a heart attack, half naked while typing out a extremely long shitpost on a Kazakh balloon animal forum. With a boner since you've been jacking it to the 60+ tabs of pizzaand one of gay sec with hats onAnd you void your bowels too
Suicide after being cheated on by a blind woman.
Walking in on your wife cheating on you with a black jewish manlet and then running towards him to attack him but you slip on a puddle of his cum on the ground and you fall and hit your head and die
At my computer screen with /r9k/ still open.
>>25113237
Being absorbed into and subsequently digested in the Abzorbaloff's arse.
>>25113276
>>25114039
What is this fascination you guys have with taking it up the butt?
I know a dude who gave himself a minor stroke masturbating on meth. He survived, since he crawled out into the hallway with his pants down, crying for help at his neighbor's doorstep. But if say he was on just a little more tweak, and had a proper stroke and died, that would be a pretty embarassing death.
>>25113604
Medium kek (fuck you robot)
Bizarre wanking accident.
>>25113237
untreated aids because while you aren't actually attracted to men, letting them fuck you makes you feel less lonely for a little while.
Mussolini did nothing wrong
