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It was supposed to be a joke
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It was supposed to be a joke
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Nigga wtf how autistic are you????

SHE'S LITERALLY GIVING YOU THE GREENLIGHT TO GET HEAD
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Say "me too"
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>>25111907
she looks pretty ugo from that pic
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"What a coincidence, I'm really good at getting head"
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Go for it. Your joke worked. She likes it. Ask her to meet up at like a Starbucks or something
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>>25111998
I actually uttered some kind of weird, involuntary, apelike, repetative grunting audibly after reading this. I bow to your witchcraft, shaman.
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"oh really" n boom bruh u got it
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>>25111998
>>25112281
To a girl, saying that wouldn't be an admission of homosexuality but rather that you're good at licking vagina.
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"Doubt it, but Im willing to give you a chance"
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>>25112566
this doe op rolllliinng
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Something something swinging swooty
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OP tell her you'll pick her up to Netflix and chill. This is code for fucking.
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>>25113155
Good job, actually.

On WhatsApp or whatever, say something remotely funny and then give her 3 date options when you have time, keep is short and sweet
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>>25113221
I've never met a girl form the US that uses whatsapp

They either use kik or just text me.
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OP you are playing it like a boss so far but is it by fluke?

I use tinder a lot, i fucked a hottie from there last night
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did it work op
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OP

please

did it work or no?
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>>25113169
I said Netflix and chill to 2 girls both got offended.
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>>25111907
>>25111977

The chances are good that she is not being earnest either .

People are hardly ever earnest at the beginning of a convo on tinder.

I don't even use tinder and I know that.
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>>25114920
If OP is Chad enough she could be serious.
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>>25111907
All women say they're good at blowjobs, but only 10% actually are.
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OP here. She has not responded back.
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