Fellow fembots, come discuss your feels here.
>tfw you wake up to two robots saying "good morning" to you on their own accord
>tfw get to play the benefits of both when I want because you people don't know when to quit
>mfw no QT Syrian Refugee boyfriend
Why even fucking live?
>>25110483
Femanon here.
You are a disgrace to our gender.
Anyway:
>tfw putting in a nuva ring and feeling it uncoil in your vagina
>tfw pulling it out after 3 weeks
>>25110546
>>25110543
>>25110483
You fucking cancers kill yourself. And are you fucking women so fucking isnecure and pathetic that you have to make your retarded inferior gender out to be like a racist, as if you were gender nationalists. Fucking autists quit obsessing over your doing-nothing-except-fuck-men-everyday-for-millions-of-years gender.
Daily reminder that:
>Females cannot be robots because they are not expected to be anything other than attractive and will have life handed to them on a silver platter
>Any female claiming to be a robot is either a massive attention whore or a male troll
>Engaging or otherwise acknowledging """""""""""""fembots"""""""""""""" only encourages the spread of this cancer
See you in 400 replies because this board is filled with idiots
>>25110483
>tfw get to play the benefits of both when I want because you people don't know when to quit
disgusting
>>25110605
You're the one that gives us the power. We just take it.
>>25110626
this pham
>>25110639
>le edgy heroine! you go girl! xDDDDD
Die.
>>25110626
>Daily reminder
>anything but this
WOMEN:
>instigate more reciprocal and non-reciprocal violence in hetero relationships
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1854883/
>have an advantage in the legal system
http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2144002
>attracted to males if they have a nice car
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19302732
>lie about 41% of rape claims
http://sf-criminaldefense.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/KaninFalseRapeAllegations.pdf
>have more sexual partners than males and LIE about this
https://www.amherst.edu/media/view/239672/original/Alexander+%26+Fisher+%282003%29.pdf
>are attracted to males who are already in a relationship
http://www.synergy-pr.com/files/JESP72009%281%29.pdf
>are attracted to dominance during ovulation
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1617143/
>one-in-four have STDs
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/23574940/ns/health-childrens_health/t/teen-girls-has-sexually-transmitted-disease/#.UPOTfGeLgfx
when you're deep down in your soul a robot and not even they accept you so your life is just shit and you have no one to relate to
>>25110707
statistics are fucking bullshit, didn't we learn that from feminists?
>>25110713
Probably because you're not a robot, roastie.
See:
>>25110626
>>25110707
>>25110713
What do you define as a robot? Serious question.
>>25110747
actually, i am, i already said statistics are bullshit. where else am i supposed to go? i don't feel like i belong anywhere else. and no, i don't want to fuck any chads. and no i'm not an attention whore. i can relate to a lot of things here.
>>25110801
Answer >>25110775
I'm interested as well.
>>25110775
shunned by society and in bad cases (like mine) a hermit.
>>25110775
Not the anon who posted what you're replying to, but:
>Male
>18-30
>Virgin or limited sexual experience
>No serious relationships
>Social anxiety and lack of self-esteem
>(Optional) Mental conditions (autism, depression, etc.)
>Unattractive
>>25110801
>female
>thinks peer-reviewed scientific articles are "bullshit"
>honestly believes that she is a robot
Hmmm.
>>25110833
i'm all of those, except i'm not vomit inducing ugly, or male.
>>25110801
>i'm not an attention whore
>female
>on /r9k/
Fuck off
>>25110830
Why do you feel you feel you've been shunned by society? Have any specific experiences made you feel this way?
>>25110836
statistics don't define every single woman's personality. just like not every male is a robot, get it through your head.
>>25110848
>i'm all of those
>except male
then you're not a fucking robot jesus christ get it through your skull
>>25110801
>no i'm not an attention whore
Then don't mention that you're female. Post alongside us like the non-attentinowhore you claim to be.
>>25110869
i was bullied all throughout school to the point where i dropped out and was afraid to leave my house. my whole town talks shit about me. i can't leave my house without getting jumped.
>>25110882
>statistics don't define every single woman's personality
Okay, sure. I'll take your word for it. Let's say you have a chance between two people, right? They're both very attractive. One is an adventurous, outgoing, dominant Chad, the other is an introverted and shy guy. Which one do you pick?Fuck off
>>25110836
Source on pics? Public use like this is my fetish.
>>25110927
lmao your blanket statements are cute
>>25110882
No shit? Next you'll tell me water is wet, or change your argument yet again.
Majority still follows the rule.
>>25110483
>tfw get to play the benefits of both when I want because you people don't know when to quit
What the fuck does that mean?
>>25110913
>dropped out of school because of bullying
Puss.
>>25110938
>doesn't answer the question
Nice evasion,roastie
>>25110483
>someone took their time to draw all that nonsense just to atract female audience
>implying that was a female
mods you cucks
>Every thread is just men baiting men and everybody being autistic
I fucking love these threads.
>>25110605
>>25110626
>>25110628
>>25110747
when you guys realize this whole thread is bait and you just argued for no reason with a bunch of male trolls.
women aren't going to beg for you to think they're robots when they have chad dick, retards
>>25110913
>i was bullied all throughout school to the point where i dropped out and was afraid to leave my house
So was I. Every fucking day, emotionally and physically all four years.
>my whole town talks shit about me
Well what the fuck did you do for this to happen? You must've done something for them to want to "jump" you.
>>25110961
Yes, she has a vagina.
>>25110483
>>25110543
>>25110546
tits with timestamp or gtfo :^)
>>25111074
>Bumping the thread
Why thank you :)
>tfw socially awkward horny anxious 6/10 fembot
i-i just want somebody to skype and watch moeshit with ;_;
>tfw no skype, no mic
>>25111141
What moeshit though. I only accept a certain kind.
>>25111019
I come to everyone of these and they are becoming my favorite threads on the board
Attention ladies of the 'chon I have an offer for you in vocal form;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ghtLWZ5O79
>>25111704
I got a good kek out of that m8 you have a nice voice
Why does this thread always has so many angry virgins?
>>25113659
Are you even trying to bait anymore? I'm almost insulted by such a weak effort.
>>25114182
I've never tried to bait. I asked an honest question. Why does the single attempted refuge for fembots always get overrun by angry virgins who are angry about their virginity and take it out on those who don't even have to do anything with that fact?
>>25114269
>I've never tried to bait
>that whole post
>>25114370
How about you try answering my question instead? Or is there no logical answer to that question, because manchildren on /r9k/ don't act through logical thinking and are, in fact, non-sapient simple beings?
>>25114269
Because r9k and 4chan are not female friendly places. Never have been and never will be. This is OUR sanctuary and we come here to get away from you.
leave. You only start these threads to piss us off because youre a fat slag with a smelly twat and no friends.
>>25110801
>and no i'm not an attention whore.
>>25113659
Because these threads bring you cunts out of the wood work. I dont concede that these threads are made by trolls anymore, I know females have been coming here in ever increasing numbers. Not to troll but because yous actually think this place has changed and that you are now accepted. You are not and I enjoy reminding you of that and hurling horrid posts at you that I know hurt your feelings.
Jew on stormfront analogy. Thats you.
>>25110543
I'm that, just without the qt part.
>>25114430
>This is OUR sanctuary
Oh look, more entitlement. I thought your entitlement to losing your virginity and having a girlfriend was where it ended, but apparently not. You're pathetic.
No, women are as much allowed to be here as men are. You are the dictionary definition of a misogynist. Ease up a little, lad.
>you only start these threads
I've never started one of these threads.
>you're a fat
I'm not fat.
>slag
Nope.
>with a smelly
I wash my genitals.
>twat
Penis.
>no friends
I have enough friends.
>>25114498
Shouldn't you be on /pol/, laddie? All I managed to pick up from your post is "waah I'm a manchild and this place belongs to ME ME ME!"
I have a suggestion for you both. Go to Wizchan. You're accepted there, and have everything you desire. You will never have a Wizchan on this website, because this website has universal acceptance, even if you're a no-good Redditor or hairy obese feminist Tumblrite. You'll have to learn to deal with this, child.
>>25114395
You literally have to be either trolling yourself, legitimately autistic and completely unaware, or pretty stupid and ignorant not to be able to figure it out yourself honestly. It's a hugely advertised "female" thread on a board with a bunch of people that are bitter about what many many women the world over have become and have done time and time again.
And that's not even to begin about the other female posters that think it's fucking stupid that feels are gender specific when the vast majority simply aren't.
>roommate is friends with people that work in restaurants and gets a lot of discount or free ingredients from restaurants
>occasionally makes me and my boyfriend lunch to bring to work
>he makes us some some sandwiches with pretzels and sugar cookies with frosting
>for my sugar cookies, he makes pretty flower designs
>for my boyfriend's sugar cookies he made crude drawings of roommate and I holding hands
Not once has roommate shown any interest of me or done anything mean to my boyfriend.
>>25114649
Why would a jew go on stormfront?
/thread.
>period is late
>not sure if i stressed so hard this month that i fucked up my body enough to miss a period
>or maybe i'm just pregnant with some random dude's baby
lol i guess time will tell, amirite haha;_;
>>25114649
Is doj new white knight?
>>25114746
>new
I think that's you friend if you don't know how absurd his white knightery gets. I see him posting in pretty much every thread with any mention of females to "defend" them.
>>25114649
Don't mean to butt in here, but you've been shitposting Undertale pics for months and it has to stop.
>>25114649
Im not a virgin lel.
>calling people pathetic and entitled on r9k
Its like you dont know where you actually are. Can you spell /cgl/?
>No, women are as much allowed to be here as men are
No you're not, there is nothing for you here anyway. Go to a girl board. Why would you come somewhere where you are hated, this board is for for bitter men. Thats what its ALWAYS been about. There is no logic in going somewhere you do not belong and trying to get something from it, theres nothing to gain.
>You are the dictionary definition of a misogynist
So? Again where are we right now? Also Im a man and being a 'misogynist' is not a crime so even if you could put it out no one is going to give a fuck because guess what. Im a man and men run everything. Eat a dick cunt.
>Shouldn't you be on /pol/, laddie?
Pol and r9k are interchangeable 90% of the traffic of both boards is the same.
I have a suggestion for you, go to tumblr. It has everything you desire-fat smelly cunts bitching about 'muh soggyness'.
You have to learn to deal with this. Do so or get raped.
question to fembots: how often do you shlick to orgasm? do you guys do it as often as men?
>>25114649
Protip: Internet/Real-Life white knighting won't land you a girlfriend. They don't think you're a nice guy, they think you're a pussy. They literally throw up in their mouths a little bit every time you white knight in front of them. Then they laugh with their friends over how fucking creepy you are.
>>25114660
>1. A place for hanging out and posting greentext stories.
>2. Global Rule #3 is in effect-/b/ material belongs on /b/.
>3. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
>4. Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.
>>23675577
>>23675599
The inhabitants have no say in who is and who isn't allowed to be on a board. The rules do. None of the rules or sticky posts say anything about gender or social status.
If you REALLY cared as much as you say you do, you manchildren would be on Wizchan. Apparently you still hold some degree of desire for having women around you.
>>25114713
Stormfront has actual rules regarding Judaism. /r9k/ has not.
A solid analogy would be a woman going on Wizchan, but this isn't Wizchan.
/le thread XDXD
>>25114746
Is iderp new illi terate?
>>25114791
I just like Undertale. What's wrong with that? It even won the Best Game Ever award, there's no reason to dislike it.
>tfw Chad and Tyrone are with other women, and the nerd who buys me food is busy
>>25114881
I like Undertale too, but posting UT reaction images is just cringey, mang.
>tfw asexual
I have nothing to offer. Everyone says they are fine with it until someone better comes along. They all leave.
>>25114739
you didn't fuck anyone
you are either late or a troll
>friend's boyfriend adds me on Facebook
>we start talking and it turns out we like the same music, videogames, anime, we both like doing art, and we both go to the same college
>we agree to meet each other between classes
>we instantly get along
>he eventually breaks up with my friend and starts hanging out with me more
>he wants to see me before Christmas
>he tells me he likes me
>tell him I only see him as a friend
>he stops replying to me on Facebook and Steam
why do guys stop being friends with you the moment you tell them you're not interested?
>>25114881
>Board rules mean shit.
Lol.
Ive lost count of the amount of times ive jerked off to this.
>im gona blast your ass
kek everytime.
>>25114881
>illiterate
Please tell me how I am illiterate.
>>25114933
nah man it's actually how i took out a lot of my stress this month
>>25110483
I miss PPP threads. One of my fave memes of 2015 toby on nest
>>25114843
>Its like you dont know where you actually are. Can you spell /cgl/?
What does a board about lolita fashion and cosplay have to do with anything?
>No you're not, there is nothing for you here anyway. Go to a girl board. Why would you come somewhere where you are hated
I'm a man.
>this board is for for bitter men. Thats what its ALWAYS been about.
Refer to >>25114881
>The inhabitants have no say in who is and who isn't allowed to be on a board. The rules do. None of the rules or sticky posts say anything about gender or social status.
/r9k/ is not a clubhouse for manchildren. Get this through your thick skull, kiddo.
>So? Again where are we right now?
A random board with global rules and the Robot900 filter. Your point? Post segment discarded.
>men run everything
>says the obese neckbeard NEET jerking off to child porn
You're not a man, lol.
>Pol and r9k are interchangeable 90% of the traffic of both boards is the same.
That's one way to admit to being from /pol/. It all makes sense now.
Please provide proof for these statistics.
>fat smelly cunt
I am neither of these things.
>you have to learn to deal with this
>says the manchild who can't understand that /r9k/ has no topic
>>25114862
I'm not whiteknighting. I'm just making fun of pathetic wastes of space such as yourself. Your mental squirming and very predictable reactions are always amusing to behold.
>>25114911
They're not reaction images, at least I'm not using them as such. I'm just posting Undertale images because I like Undertale, much like Samson posts trains because he likes trains.
>>25114966
Yes, they do.
>25114979
Your writing ability is not very advanced.
>>25111443
It needs to get derailed with trains.
I like getting drunk but I hate the taste of beer and hard liquor. It really annoys me when my friend invites me to a party and there's no cocktails or anything sweet I can get drunk from. If I take 4 shots of Hennesey I already feel the need to puke. Makes me look like more of a loser to anyone. I don't really like parties . If I ever go to one, I try to get drunk as fast as possible, but I can't do that if the only alcohol is hard liquor. I start gagging before I can even get buzzed.
>>25115040
> They're not reaction images, I'm just posting Undertale images.
That's even cringier.
>>25114959
Belongs on /soc/.
>>25110639
women aren't allowed to post lewd, only fag that want attention
>>25115069
I've never been to a party like that. I love the feeling of being drunk and talking to people, but sadly I can only do it on the internet because alcohol is too expensive in clubs and such.
Are you drunk right now?
>>25115040
No I can actually write just fine. The fact that you're trying to use my "writing ability" to win an argument is hilarious considering you're just a white night defending illogical cunts.
>>25115073
Howso? Posting pictures of your interests to invoke a discussion or conversation about it isn't that weird at all.
>>25115124
>>25115040
Trips derailed thread, still no trains.
>>25115069
I like dressing up like a man and going to clubs in the next town over to convince slutty girls to do bad things to themselves in front of everyone.
I usually only drink beer so that I have something to do with my non-cigarette hand. I want to get into cocktails because girls really seem to like those, and if you know a lot about them, they become pretty razzled it seems.
What are your favorite cocktails? I know absolutely nothing about them.
>>25115124
>I can actually write just fine
>white nights
Yeah... About that...
>win an argument
You didn't present an argument. You posted a simple, one line flame. Compared to that, my means of retort are more acceptable than your initial post.
Why do you have a trip?
>>25114582
Arabs, even the ugly ones. Make my mouth water.
Post pics.
>>25114984
gross
original gross
>>25115208
Not him.
I could pass for Arab or Indian or Indonesian, among others. Just half Mexican.
I love cosplay, but I just don't have the time and money to do it anymore. I'm too caught up in school , work, and figuring out what I'm going to do with my life. I haven't really worked on cosplay for a long awhile. I'm really saddened because my last major cosplay wasn't even very good. It was my first time making a full body armor cosplay with craft foam and worbla and it was very shitty. Paint job was terrible and it broke apart on the first day I wore it. I only been to a convention twice this year. I wasn't able to go to any big ones this year.
>>25114582
>>25115238
>>25115208
I second thisplease i want to see a qt brown robot
>>25114959
because it hurts to be around someone you know you can't have
the guy fucking broke up with his gf for you so I imagine he fell quite hard
>>25114959
You're not worth it as a friend or they don't want to develop oneitis feelings
>>25115128
Do whatever you want, all I'm saying is that posting irrelevant pics (Pics that are pretty cringey within themselves) probably won't be taken seriously by /r9k/.
>>25115142
Here's your train.
>>25115281
That implies I seek validation from this board.
This board is absolute garbage, and so are its users.
>>25115249
>into lolita fashion
>poor as hell and no way to sustain my interest
A shame, same with some of my other hobbies. I'm an idiot and easily amused so I find basically everything outside pretty so I looked into photography but even the low end cameras are so expensive. I've been interested in cosplay but I've never felt so attached to a series or character I'd want to cosplay
>>25115253
I could post a picture of my beard that's not a beard. I can't fully grow one, just in the fu Manchu area. Not an age thing, just genetics.
Sup. 28 yr old loser virgin shut-in neet woman trash here. Finally killing myself on Christmas eve.
Have fun.
>>25115335
And yet you use a unique identifier. Explain this.
>>25115253
>>25115208
I'm not qt or brown, im white (complexion wise at least, please don't sperg out on me). I don't think i have any pics lying around. I might have been inclined to take one had i not showered in a week.
You aren't missing out on much trust me.
>>25115385
Can I kill myself together with you?
>>25115385
Tell us your complete life story. What has brought you to this point.
>>25115335
I mean, it's pretty obvious you're not seeking validation from us, since it's almost like you're trying not to get it.
Also, if you're sooo above us, why are you even here?
Anyone else really hate it when their boyfriend dumps you for someone less attractive?
My boyfriend left me for some short flat chested girl who is really awkward. Something about how he sees something more beautiful in her than me just really upsets me. I'm not saying I'm super hot, but I know I look better than her on my average days than she looks on her good days. I am a lot more ambitious, have a promising future, and I have bigger boobs. He decides to break up with me for someone who doesn't even need to wear a bra and still figuring out what she wants to do after college.
>>25115399
*had i showered
I can into English i swear.
>>25115412
It could be because you're as shallow as most of the guys on this board and he wanted something substantive.
>>25114959
Why do women have such a hard time understanding this? He was never your "friend," he wanted you from the very beginning. When he realized he couldn't have you, he moved on.
>>25115335
>This board is absolute garbage, and so are its users.
So why do you come here. This is also in direct contrast to the arguments you made in these posts where you clearly implied you deeply want to belong here and tried to convince me this place was some kind of female friendly green text story board. >>25114649
>>25114881
>>25115040
Do you want to change your story anymore?
>>25115412
>thinking boobs matter at all if they are not literally mangled/deformed
>>25115450
Because theyre stupid cunts who honestly believe men see value in them passed their vaginas.
>>25115412
kek. and they say robots are entitled
>>25115412
Because you were a giant cunt.
>>25115392
I don't want to be saddled up with you scum, basically.
>>25115411
I like holding a magnifying glass above a colony of ants.
>>25115412
She probably is either younger, or more naive and easy to mold. You probably dodged a bullet, all in all.
>>25115456
It seems you are unable to analyze things outside of a black and white perspective. I assume your IQ is below 80, therefore. Let me explain this to you.
I never stated I "want to be accepted on this board" (not only because I'm not a woman, but there's more). What I was doing is simply telling you off, because you have the mindset of a 10 year old "ewww girls" who does not understand that he's posting on a topicless board. I am reminding you of the rules of this board, that's all, you silly preteen.
>>25115527
You post on here, you are one with everyone else now.
>>25115405
Hmm. Could be nice to have one hour of company before ending it all, I guess.
>be 5'10"
>go ice skating with friends
>friends remark how much taller I look in skates when they know how much I hate it when people talk about how tall I am
>>25115545
It wouldn't be just "nice," it is the only thing I wish for. Do you have some kind of contact information you can give me?
>>25115538
>anoenymus is legion xD
>no Forge, no Furret!
>we are expats!!!
What I'm trying to say is you should be on your merry way to /b/, lad.
>>25115527
>I like holding a magnifying glass above a colony of ants.
srsly? get breast cancer and die, cunt!
>>25115563
You post regularly, you're a part of this board. No b, you are r9k.
>25110483
>fembot image with no diapers
Disgusting tbqh
Love these threads tho, all the new tripfags show up for me to filter :^)
>>25115527
And you say WE'RE the pretentious ones.
>INB4 "i dint literally say that u were prententuos", bitch I know you didn't say it, but saying we feel incredibly entitled is basically as close as you can get.
I don't like Christmas because I hate seeing all that electricity and money being wasted on Christmas decorations. So much stuff is wasted on Christmas.
>>25115563
>>25115527
Yeah yeah, holier than thou. You regularly post on r9k using a trip, pal. don't get carried away.
>>25115571
Has the hour of edge struck?
>>25115588
>>25115675
Please refer to >>25115563
>>25115614
But entitlement has nothing to do with pretentiousness.
>>25115638
Money is a useful fiction. The electrical grid as constructed is inefficient.
>>25115678
But it does though.
pre-ten-tious
adjective: attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
For example, more entitlement than is actually possessed.
Meaning that people who wrongly feel entitled on here are pretentious.
>>25115678
How is>>25115563
relevant to what i said? Im saying you ought to examine how you're speaking to everyone in contrast to your choices.
Goddamn tripfags are so obnoxious.
>giving (you)s to actual homosexuals with tripcodes
Just don't.
>>25110801
>i already said statistics are bullshit.
If you brought up a reason why women are Cunts , you'll bring statistics of men raping and killing women
>>25115741
That's such a gigantic grasp that it may actually work.
>>25115752
I post on this board under the notion of it having no topic. Manchildren post on this board because they think it's their personal clubhouse for misogyny and generally being a crybaby. There's a vast difference, my man.
And I just told you to go back to /b/, nothing else.
>>25115758
I'm straight, though.
Attention short guys:
-never mention your height or your insecurities involving your height to people you want to date
As a tall girl I do try to give short guys a chance, but a common problem I see with short guys is that they all eventually keep talking about their shortness make them feel insecure. They talk about bullying and all sorts of depression stories regarding discrimination against short men. It's a huge turn off. No one wants to hear it. Just be confident. Make a girl laugh. Show a girl that you're capable of taking care of yourself. NEVER talk about how being short makes feel like you're subhuman. People cannot respect someone that constantly whines about their shortcomings.
>>25115756
>THEY ARE BEASTS THAT NEED TO BE TREATED AND TRAINED AS SUCH
I agree.
>tfw no master to beat me up and use me
>>25115399
I like white complexion'd Arabs too. All Arabs are fine. Syrians are great.
I dont care if youre dirty or mangled. Arabs are all good. PLEASE TAKE PICTURE.
>>25115842
Jesus H. Christ, do you really have nothing better to do than constant white-knighting?
> but muh styoopid robots that need 2 be taught a lesson!!!11!!!!!1!!!
All you're doing is taking a minute piece of the board and acting like the entire board is that way.
And as if that wasn't bad enough, you're also using a tripcode AND posting irrelevant images.
kill yourself my man
>>25115874
>tfw jewish and too shy to talk to qt muslim guys because of it
pic plz
I know a few middle aged women who are virgins, who are absolutely autistic around men and either have unrealistic expectations or are just divorced from reality. Women absolutely can be robots. It's just... there's usually a story to it.
im a fairly attractive young shitskin
please be my gf to be honest
>>25115959
I don't post stupid memes or start stupid threads, but it excites me when people like you sperg out and insult me just on the virtue of existing as a woman.
>>25115999
Hnng. Love the facial hair. Lovely eyes. Wish I could hold your hand.
>>25116016
Th-thanks. Never been complimented about my appearance before.
>>25115917
I don't whiteknight, I put you children down on my own accord. I've already explained this.
>and acting like the entire board is that way
But it is. I very rarely see guys with a normal, healthy mindset posting. The vast majority are angry retards. In second come the redditors. Lastly, there's actual healthyminded posters and women (with few exceptions) who are the small minority on this board.
>tripcode
>undertale
>bad
I think the bad here is you, my friend.
>>25116076
I think if you tried smiling a little more girls would be all over you. You just need to look a little more approachable. You have really nice features.
>>25116088
> vast majority are angry retards
Even in the thread you're in right now, regular people are having regular conversations.
Are you really that blind?
>>25116124
Literally 3 replies to this thread in, the thread got overrun by the angry retards already, Anon.
>>25116016
I bet you are a jew shilling for race mixing
>>25116016
HE POSTED THE PIC AND I DIDNT SEE THEM
FUCK MY SHIT UP !!!!!!!!!!
FUCK FUCK!!!!
>>25116134
That still doesn't even begin to constitute "Very rarely", especially since we're only taking about one thread.
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>>25116076
plz tell me you're the arab
if so i didnt see you
FUCK
U
C
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>>25116190
Good. Stop promoting rulebreaking, vile cunt.
>>25116195
>N-NO YOU'RE WRONG! FILTERED!
That's almost sad, mate.
>>25116190
>>25116202
Here. Don't really care if i get banned.
>>25116190
Sorry, I didn't save it, but it was a nice picture.
>>25116160
oh noooooooooooooo
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>>25116134
YOU NEED TO STOP ATTENTION WHORING YOU PLAY A SHIT CASUAL EPIC SKELETON MEME GAME FULL OF SJW SHIT. YOU ARE THE CANCER KILLING /v/ AND GAMING
TAKE OFF YOUR TRIP YOU DISGUSTING HUMAN. I BET THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU GET SATISFACTION KNOWING SOMEWHERE THERE'S A POST OF YOU ON AN IMAGE BOARD SO YOUR LIFE ISN'T TOTALLY FORGOTTEN
WAA WAA BOARD FULL OF VIRGIN MEN. YOU HURT MY FEELINGS IM SO IMPORTANT LOOK AT ME. I GOT A TRIP NAME CALLED DOJ WHICH IS NAMED AFTER DOGE MEME. HAHA WOW SUCH ANGRY VIRGIN LOL
LETS HAVE A DISCUSSION WHY DO YOU HAVE A TRIP WHEN YOU KNOW IT LOWERS THE QUALITY OF ANY THREAD YOU POST IN
>>25116222
You're gorgeous and I love you.
Cut that hair tho sempai
>>25116222
Why are you single? Rank race tiers of women please (including mixes)
>>25115842
Point is, while I pretty agree with what you're saying about the butthurt manchildren, the people you're "Telling off" aren't going to give a shit about what you say unless you quit bein' a pretentious dickhead.
> inb4 I'm not seeking validation
You obviously want the manchildren to listen to what you're saying, otherwise you wouldn't be posting it.
Also,
>>25116240
jesus m8. :l
>>25116240
Wow, are you okay, bro? You seem mad.
>>25116263
>>25116243
This is too much. I've ridiculed by girls all my life. What the fuck am i supposed to think now
The only reason I even come into these threads is on the off chance there's a girl in here that'd actually be willing to date me. All there ever is is men baiting men and other thirsty faggots like me though.
>>25116295
I'm serious. :3
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>>25116298
That doesn't say a lot. Who are you?
There is no such thing as a fembot. Kill yourselves.
>>25116315
> using ':3' for any reason
>>25116277
>Point is, while I pretty agree with what you're saying about the butthurt manchildren, the people you're "Telling off" aren't going to give a shit about what you say unless you quit bein' a pretentious dickhead.
I've been saying that to Doj for weeks now. He is not going to change
>>25116298
Same here, but none of them live very close to me anyway.
>>25116315
I don't really have any preferences towards race. Some races tend to have more attractive features, but that's about it. I'm attracted to certain features rather than anything, regardless of what race has them. If i had to list a race that would be on average the most appealing, probably Caucasian and mixes of it, with black girls tending to look more unappealing.
>>25116319
I'm anonymous.
>>25116372
I know that feel family.
>>25116240
>my trip is named after Doge
But that's wrong.
>why do you have a trip when you know it lowers the quality of any thread you post in?
I can't lower something even further than the absolute bottom of quality, mate.
I think you should calm down, by the way.
>>25116277
>aren't going to give a shit
25116240 seems to think otherwise.
>You obviously want the manchildren to listen to what you're saying
That's not validation, because I don't care about their opinions towards it. If I wanted validation, I'd go to a place where everyone will agree what I say.
>>25116365
Correct.
>>25116435
Good
have you ever been to interpals?
>>25116507
No. But i think it's some penpal thing if i recall correctly.
>>2511470
What if its your boyfriend on the cookie?
>>25116532
Yes, but internationally.
You are quite alright Anon, just cut your hair and invest in some skin care products if possible. May I ask why did girls make fun of you? Why did they?
Pardon me but Im tired so Ill be going to bed soon. hence the strange writing
>>25116550
>>25114701
Sorry don't know what happened there
>>25116579
It's a long story, but the gist of it is that im simply not socially capable/very masculine. I used to have messed up teeth as well, bullied etc. which led to confidence issues. Fast forward 5 years, im pretty much in tatters.
>>25116460
>implying i'm mad
>I can't lower something even further than the absolute bottom of quality, mate.
/r9k/ is no where near the bottom of quality that would be /s4s/ posting everywhere mixed in with Reddit /gamfaq and non stop spam bot posting. Stop trying to justify attention and validity whoring/seeking on 4chan. Plenty of discussion happens here you just choose to ignore it for "fembot" threads
Screen capping your own post and then bragging about how you were the best at some space game and how no one could match your supreme skills. How narcissistic and up yourself are you.
You still never mentioned your shitty Undertale flavor of the month indie game which casuals seem to just love
>>25115852
I would date you if I were on the market.
>>25116550
My roommate is shorter than me. My boyfriend is taller than me and has a manbun. The male in the drawing was a short guy with short hair.
>>25115253
Im here, but im hispanic brown not desert brown.
>>25116688
It's okay anon. Best wishes to you and hope you have a wonderful today. xoxoxo
>>25116761
Thanks. 'night.
>>25116240
You just wewed my socks off lad
>>25116282
>>25116823
Thanks lad now check my 5
I used to have a lot of online friends who I used to skype and play games with on a weekly basis. I ended up just deleting all of my online accounts when I dropped out of college because I was too ashamed to look at them anymore. They are all leading successful lives. I'm too dumb to do math or write an essay. I'm jobless and still can't talk normally. I'm dumb and have social anxiety. I have no talent. There's nothing interesting about me. I am literally a waste of space and resources.
>>25116911
You communicated clearly just now.
>>25116911
Same here. except i haven't gotten to college yet, since i was held up two years due to traveling. Got anything you still could use? I talk to literally no one.
>>25116911
>can't write an essay
Yeah you can, just do exactly what you did there about 40 more times. Jesus, this shit ain't that hard.
>>25116949
It's easier to talk online since I have a lot more time to think about what I'm going to say. I hardly ever talk so I am trained to communicate clearly. I don't know how to correctly pronounce most words. I either talk too fast or I mumble.
>>25116964
my subservience.
If I could be someone's house maid I would be happy. I'm very submission and too stupid to realize the tasks I'm doing are demeaning.
>>25116693
>/s4s/ posting
This is actually high quality buried beneath thousands of layers of irony. A simple mind could never understand it.
>Screen capping your own post and then bragging about how you were the best at some space game
It was a hardcore roleplaying server where noone knew how to properly dogfight anyway, so I'm not bragging that much.
>>25117054
You could easily find a man on here that would enjoy your shyness and submissive nature.
>>25117054
i could give you my interpals, if you'd like.
>>25117082
Sure /s4s/ is ironic but it still doesn't make for good discussion. It was in response to you complaining about how you can't lower /r9k/ quality by tripfagging and attention seeking anymore when it's quite clear /r9k/ could become a lot worse
>It was a hardcore roleplaying server where noone knew how to properly dogfight anyway, so I'm not bragging that much.
>I even had my own flight Patten noone else could copy which was incredibly difficult to land and shots on. So the shitty clan i was in christened me that name.
That's a lot of bragging right there. And you still screencapped your own post and nicely renamed it for future posts
So if /r9k/ can get a lot worse then your original argument for using the trip in invalid so why do you trip. Other then too gain attention and fame?
Is it to get others to self moderate you? I've heard that one from other trips around the place. But that doesn't work because there's simply to many people on 4chan let alone people just coming onto 4chan for the first time. And sometimes people just won't filter you
So you do realize you using a trip takes discussion away from the topic and onto you as well as bringing a sense of superiority and taking away 4chan posting "culture"
>>25117285
>/r9k/ could become a lot worse
It really can't. Well, if I leave or stop tripping, then yes, it'll get worse.
>That's a lot of bragging right there.
Nope, it's just fact.
>And you still screencapped your own post and nicely renamed it for future posts
Because there's always going to be people like you calling my name a derivation of Doge, and I simply can not be bothered to keep typing the explanation out every time.
>So if /r9k/ can get a lot worse then your original argument for using the trip in invalid so why do you trip. Other then too gain attention and fame?
False. My trip raises quality on a board that's beyond shit.
>Is it to get others to self moderate you?
Original reasoning for getting a trip, yes. It has worked out pretty well so far, no reason to suddenly stop using my trip.
>So you do realize you using a trip takes discussion away from the topic and onto you as well as bringing a sense of superiority
Yes, but that's not my fault. The fault here lies with manchildren who are simply too dumb to filter me.
>and taking away 4chan posting "culture"
False. Even moot himself stated that trips are an important part of 4chan's culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3OTgTyujtE
>>25114701
I suppose he's poured his love into his cookies
;^)
>>25117462
>It really can't. Well, if I leave or stop tripping, then yes, it'll get worse.
If I leave it gets worse. Oh this pure ignorance. so the entire boards quality is being upheld by One single person who doesn't post in every thread and isn't online 24/7. Let alone having no mod or janitor privileges
And yes it could get worse what if EvERY PoST Waz liek dis le meme. and evryone cept usen maymays to speak n we ALL uSEd tRIp codes. This board can get a whole lot worse
>False. My trip raises quality on a board that's beyond shit.
I one single person raise the quality of thousands of posts and thousands of people simply by putting a name tag and a password into the name slot and calling everyone who disagrees with me manchildren and virgins
>Yes, but that's not my fault. The fault here lies with manchildren who are simply too dumb to filter me.
It is everyone else s fault but mine. I simply cannot be wrong the entire board needs to circulate around me because I have a desire for attention
>Even moot himself stated that trips are an important part of 4chan's culture.
Trips are an important part of 4chan culture for single or certain threads only for example draw threads or risk threads where someone needs to identify themselves. Not leaving it on 24/7 so you can become efamous and destroy discussion and the Anonymous factor 4chan is build around. moot himself hates all the social media crap being forced onto discussion boards
>>25117725
>so the entire boards quality is being upheld by One single person
Pretty much.
>it could get worse
No it can't. That'd be in violation of rules, and would be dealt with by moderators.
>I one single person raise the quality of thousands of posts and thousands of people simply by putting a name tag and a password into the name slot and calling everyone who disagrees with me manchildren and virgins
Indeed.
>It is everyone else s fault but mine. I simply cannot be wrong the entire board needs to circulate around me because I have a desire for attention
Are you actually defending the kind of manchild who throws a tantrum whenever he sees a trip, and with that start derailing a thread? You seriously can not make me responsible for that just because I have a trip. Your logic is analogical to "it's a woman's fault she gets raped if she wears even slightly revealing clothing, such as a short sleeved shirt". Are you an MRA, by chance?
>Trips are an important part of 4chan culture for single or certain threads only for example draw threads or risk threads where someone needs to identify themselves
Nope.
>destroy discussion
That's the doing of autists who refuse to filter, not the carrier of a trip.
>the Anonymous factor 4chan is build around
Wrong. 4chan is built around being an English 2chan, and 2chan does not glorify anonymity.
>moot himself hates all the social media crap being forced onto discussion boards
What does social media have to do with anything?
>be Lesbian
>roommates with girlfriend and guy friend
>guy friend constantly tries to third wheel
>holds both of our hands when we go out
>Treats us both like his girlfriends even though he knows we can't possibly be attracted to him
Every time we want to do something, guy friend wants to tag along.
>>25117884
Just end his misery.
>>25117869
I'm screen-capping this you are beyond narcissistic and pretentious.You are the next plane of self righteousness and self importance truly believing the entire board must revolve around you. and only you keep the quality of the board up
Your either so far up your own ass you can't see logic or your a really good troll
>>25117884
He's just trying to use pre selection to get a gf irl.
>>25114843
>this board is for for bitter men. Thats what its ALWAYS been about
gtfo newfag
>black femanon
>get very upset/sad when I see Asian guys with white girls
>when I see black guys with white girls i don't even care
I don't know why I get triggered by Amwf couples, I'm not even Asian or white.
>>25118086
And you live in New York?
>>25118113
No I live in canada
>>25117976
>narcissistic
I am not. I'm just self aware.
>pretentious
Neither, see above.
>the entire board must revolve around you
It doesn't have to at all. It just so happens that it does currently revolve around me because the manchildren are too busy bickering about being virgins while simultaneously bringing the thread quality down.
This board should revolve around nothing. Not me, not misogyny, just nothing, because it's a topicless board.
>Your either so far up your own ass you can't see logic
I am entirely composed of logic. Sadly, you are a simple creature who misunderstands opinion for logic, and are blissfully unaware of what logic actually is.
>or your a really good troll
Haven't seen that self defense mechanism before.
>>25117884
If I was feeling tfw no gf, I would probably do the same thing in that situation tbqh.
>>25118128
Tell us about yourself, photos, etc.
>>25118128
Do you live in Saskatchewan?
>>25118169
I can't give you photos.
>I'm 19
>going to school for makeup/hair
>short
>natty hair
>>25116319
I want to lick those scars
>>25118202
Afro?
I visited an old friend earlier today. We haven't seen each other in months. He doesn't have friends other than me. When he heard that I would be visiting today he went out to get some groceries to prepare a dinner for us. He made tacos , chips, and fresh salsa. He unfolded his living couch into a bed and laid together under a blanket watching Netflix. After we got done watching a movie we just laid back and chatted a bit. His hand accidentally touched my boob when he was rolling over to get up. Instead of immediately taking his hand away he gave me a gentle squeeze and said 'it was an accident, but there's no harm done since my hand is already there'. I sat up and told him if he really wants to touch them, he can do it for this one time. He got behind me and starting fondling me. He started unbuttoning my work blouse and asked if it was okay for him to see them. I nodded yes and he took off my blouse and started unhooking my bra with one hand. His mouth went for my chest and he started sucking on my nipple. I gently pushed him off and told him that he can kiss them, but no sucking.
I was just in a giving mood since it's the holidays and he's so lonely. Gotta admit that there's just something special about being a guy's first. Seeing that primal desire in someone who has never seen breasts in real life before.
>>25118231
reminder to fuck off back to /soc/ you thirsty faggot holy shit you're annoying
>>25118231
Yeah I usually wear it like pic related
>>25110546
Oh God, that sounds terrifying.
>>25110939
It could be sweetened condensed milk?
>>25118176
Do you anon? I don't though
>>25118301
So no one can ask questions? I'm not going to meet her.
>>25118341
>i-i'm just asking questions
no you're not you stupid fag. youre really transparent and it's obvious you're just acting on thirst
fuck off
>>25118359
Don't be mean anon he cared about my feels
>>25118359
Why so angry? Tell us about your day.
>>25118359
There is a mental disturbance in your force.
>>25118305
How short is short?
>>25118383
he didnt even. he completely ignored everything you said in your post and went straight to HEY BBGURL WHERE DO U LIVE SHOW PICS
>>25118393
I just woke up 5 hours ago asshole
>>25118407
hehe
>>25118383
That looks like Duerer, but it doesn't look like his monogram...
Is it wrong that I let my boyfriend use me like a cocksleeve when I'm not in the mood for sex? I have a very low sex drive and if my boyfriend wants sex, I'll just get naked for him and let him do whatever. It doesn't hurt or anything. I'm hardly interested in sex, but I understand the importance of it for a relationship.
>>25118459
Wrong? Nah. As long as it is out of your own volition and you are not abused or anything, it's cool.
>tfw no cocksleeve gf
>>25118086
>black grill
>see couples where the girl doesn't seem to be especially attractive but her asian-ness, blue hair, etc seemed to be a signal to that male that she was "different" and "not like the others" and would be less likely to judge him for being weird, for not being a Chad, etc
>the guys trust these girls are feel okay for being weird and not being a total Chad around them
>meanwhile everyone constantly tries to hide their weird hobbies/opinions around you
>tfw
>>25118423
You mean hair or height?
>>25118485
You said you are short. So height.
>>25118482
I don't have a problem with Asian girls but something about Amwf couples makes my blood boil.
>>25118508
I'm 5'0
>>25118526
What brings you to this specific board tonight?
>>25118526
I was curious before, now I'm turned on.
>>25118482
>tfw I'm a weird chubby pale sperg
>run into black girl online
>everyone keeps calling her weird because she loves anime, pokemon and videogames in general just because she's black
>start talking to her because I like pokemon as well
>have normal conversations with her for days
>at some point I get drunk and mistakingly start talking to her
>spill all my autism and weird obsessions with her
>also mention how I'm really sensitive and being teased gets me flustered
>ever since she started fetishizing my sperginess and keeps teasing me every minute we talk
>goes as far as going on cam randomly and doing things like lifting her skirt to show me her butt just to tease me
>vividly remember being in trance with her cute and hotness the first time she went on cam
>to this day I think she's perfect, especially her frantic weeb emote abuse making me melt a little
>we're separated by the Atlantic
Life shouldn't be this cruel. Anyway the moral of the story is that I feel sorry for you that no guys try to open their weird selfs up to you
If men had as many options as women, they'll understand how hard it is to not be a slut. I'm friends with some 'betas' that are pretty decent looking, but I don't just fuck any of them because that make me look easy. I have beta male friends that I wouldn't mind giving handjobs to, but I don't succumb to that lifestyle. Only fucking the hardworking and confident makes you look like you have good standards. Just fucking anyone who likes League of Legends and doesn't smell makes you look like a degenerate.
>>25118618
Luckily, I'm not just anyone (pic related). Hit me up babe.Is what I would say if I were orbiting you.
Would you think less of a girl who lets her close male friends touch her boobs?
Sometimes with a guy friend is taking a picture with me and places his hand on my upper hip (that area just below the boob), I'll tell him to just to put his hand on my tit if he's going to put his hand that close. I'm not so sensitive about who touches my boobs as long as it's a guy I really know.
>>25118724
Pictures or it didn't happen in reality.
>>25118544
I come here every night keks
>>25118577
Why are you turned on?
>>25118748
How does a future cosmetologist fit in here? Not saying you don't but that's a very touchy profession. >>25118748
Anyone here going to spend Christmas alone?
I like to buy myself a bunch of a presents and make them look like some cute guy got me them. Then I eat a bunch of Chinese take out because I'm a Jew.
>>25118824
Panda express?
>>25118804
Because I'm a lonely loser with no bf
>>25118847
Ugly or....?
>>25118860
I'm not "ugly". I bathe everyday, do my hair and keep my skin nice.
I finally did it. I jerked off my guy friend for no good reason. I know he likes me, but I don't like him back. It's Christmas season so I was in the Christmas spirit. Now people can shut the fuck up about how I should date him.
>>25118875
What is the or then?
>do something cool
>have no friends to witness my growth as a human being
I know I should bettering myself for my own sake, but a part of it feels pointless when there's no one to see me be a good person. I want that acknowledgement and approval. I want someone to know my struggle and recognize me as someone worthy of common decency. I don't always want to be some beta bitch who always has to eat last, let people bump into her, and have always have the last turn
>>25118909
I am just scared to talk to men and I don't like dating sites
>>25118954
Get kik or Skype and post on soc. Low risk places to start talking.
>>25118985
I've done that but interacting with people online is just different
>>25119034
Does no one ever hit on you?
>>25110483
This picture is interesting in a lot of ways. Do any girls really own breast mouse pads? I feel that would be weird, like if I had a big dick shaped pillow or something.
>>25119052
Yeah. Black guys who are 39+
>>25119071
What's wrong with older men?
