What a great crowd tonight! How's everyone doing?
Me? I'm doing great. How could I not? The life of a femNEET is the best life you can live! If reincarnation exists, just set my soul to autorenew for femNEET every time!
We got any NEET boys in the audience? Good, I need some new orbiters to spend their neetbux on my lavish lifestyle! But don't think you'll get this PUSS-AYYYYY!
Don't think I forgot about you, wagefellas. Wanna go get dinner? I'm paying. Well, I'm not paying, my neetbeta's mom is technically painting. I promise him the occasion hug and "I really like you" and he's shelling all his allowance to me! Save your money, wagechad. Spend it on condoms and wet wipes (for when you cum on my face!)
Although recently one of my neetbeta orbiters cut me off. Well, cut himself off. I rejected him and he slit his wrists! I know, right?!?
Anyway, that's my time. Wagechads, call me! Neetbetas spoil me! Wagiefems, don't worry, I'll keep your bf busy while you're at work mUs femNEETs have the freedom to do that. And SO MUCH MORE.
Goodnight everyone!
>>25107994
About as funny as amy schumer
>>25107994
>I'm not paying, my neetbeta's mom is technically painting
BOOOOOOO
>>25107994
another great routine by the femNEET queen! Another rose wine please, waiter. Don't worry, one of my neetboy orbiters will get the tab
Where do you want to go for dinner tonight, femNEET? Go all out, if a NEETorbiters providing thats a few more shekels in my pocket.
>>25107994
shut up Shelley. You even failed at easy mode, how much more pathetic can you get?
K fiucking love you neet frogg
>>25108233
teehee subway of course
>>25108280
behave yourself neetboy or I'll stop letting you buy me gifts and sending you cropped pictures that wagechad already has seen the unedited versions of ;^)
>>25108375
>implying anyone wants to touch your ugly smelly ass and roast beef looking cunt
Kek. Shelly I bet you fuck crackheads in some alleyway for cash. You are probably some gross looking 30 year old blonde drug addict lady that I see all over my town.
No man wants to touch you expect your own kind. You probably couldn't even make a guy hard. Quit flattering yourself lmfao.
>>25108459
I gotta say after eating burger king for a while these roast beef arbys is looking damn good, also you have a drug addict dancing bitch in your town too?
>>25108504
I live in a border state. There is always a bunch of gross looking skinny crackhead women in their 30s. They all looking fuck gross as fuck and for some reason they're always blonde.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was an actual video of OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_axBwdksF2w
Also the fuck is wrong with you, those roast beef sandwiches are dry and stale. Can't you tell or are you some roast beef looking female as well? No one wants to fuck some STD looking roast beef vagina.
>>25107994
NEET!
i fucking love you man
Femneet is so funny and beautiful, I hope they get her to host the oscars
>>25108543
>Also the fuck is wrong with you, those roast beef sandwiches are dry and stale. Can't you tell or are you some roast beef looking female as well? No one wants to fuck some STD looking roast beef vagina.
I'm just a hungry dude who eats a lot of gross ass burgerking, why is that so hard to understand?
>>25108459
ohhhh you're a wagefem that's mad. I get it. Sorry but wagechad is all mine. Maybe you can date a neetbeta after I'm done using all his autismbux to fund my lavish femNEET lifestyle teehee
>>25108280
>implying /r9k/ didn't fail at easy mode
can you fembot and femNEET shills fuck off
women are incapable of being superior to anyone
I knew women weren't funny, but this is just plain pathetic.
