If you don't have a gf, money and a good life, why won't you join the army?
>>25107721
I don't think they would take me. I have 2 psychward visits a semi history of mental illness and a dui, plus I'm 24
I've tried, I would need several waivers, so it's damn near impossible
>>25107721
Too old. They don't want me.
Time for an AMA
I ship out to basic training in less than two weeks.
AMA (Except which branch, and what job)
Yeah fucking great. Willingly serve normie society. Good.
>>25107940
/thread2bh
>>25107721
already did I ship out feb 16 did i fuck up by joining?
>>25107920
Why don't you want to talk about your branch/ job?
>>25107920
Milbot here, been in 5 years. You're so fucked.
>>25107976
Nah, you'll get a trade out of it.
Play your cards right and get your bachelors while serving too.
Get out and go to law school/med school on the govts dime.
>>25107920
Are you American?
How old are you?
Why did you join the military?
And why won't you say which branch/job?
>>25107976
what branch/job
I'm going USMC Comunications
I'd like to join the Embassy Guard once I'm eligible.
>>25107982
Too identifiable, this may sound a bit hysterical but i'm convinnced the govt is spying on everyone and giving out too much identifiable information will bite me on the ass.
But it's a medical job, so i can make a career out of it in the future.
>>25107721
been there, done that. one tour to trashcanistan inclusive.
wouldn't do it again.
>>25108023
(CBRN) 74d Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear specialist trying to go to college in army if i can
>>25107721Femanonhere, I want to fight in Syria against those faggots ISIS.
But I'm weak, I have small hands, I'm short, and my body and mentality is made for homemaking and childrearing
>>25107721
Fat and mentally weak.
>>25107721
I think you're doin that wrong..
>>25108041
Army 68W?
>>25108041
No, you'll be sitting on your ass doing paperwork and cleaning floors.
>>25108057
They could put a bomb in your vagina and leave you at a ISIS camp so you blow up when they rape you
>>25108014
>American
> Almost 19
I joined because i was a 16 year old virgin who discovered the red pill and strated improving myself physically and mentally. I attended one semster of college (finishing up finals week now) and have come to the conclusion that i am unable to make a meaningful connection with another human being.
I am however in excellent physical shape and great at following orders, and the military provides a lot of good benefits (money, they'll teach you a trade, work experience, future education paid for).
I won't say what branch/job cus it can be traced back to me. But it's a medical job.
>>25108071
i don't think anyone here is badass enough to imitate Mr. Arnold
>>25108094
im tighter than hell im celibate 11 months a year and my fiancee is the only man i ve been with . theyd be hard pressed to put anything in there
haha try me isis faggots
Tbh there is enough sick fucks in the army as is, in ait there was a furry who always smelled because he didn't bathe and many more cringy fuckers
>>25108057
Join YPG. The US military will most likely not deploy conventional forces to Syria or Iraq to fight IS so joining the Kurdish forces is your best bet. The Kurds also have an entirely female section of their army so that would probably work out. Google lions of Rojava.
>>25108074
Nein.
You got two more guesses.
Got asthma and eczema, dreamed of joining but can't.
Does anyone know of another military group that'd accept me? Thinking of trying French Foreign Legion.
>>25108141
im a beta female physically. not the same physical type as those women
>short facial features
>sloping shoulders
>big hips and breasts and on the chubbier side
>short with small hands and feet
>emotional and shy
like i said im probably fit to just become a housewife. anything else is purely fantasy. im not an alpha woman.
Id see if theyd accept me because at least I have high endurance, but my physical strength is doodoo
>>25107721
I want to, originally wanted to fly fighter planes but those dudes got to train for 4 years and get $40,000 AUD a year. after that i looked at getting into SAS but they get fuck all money too. Still looking at becoming a sniper, but you have to be a filthy grunt to get into sniper training.
>>25108120
>im tighter than hell im celibate 11 months a year and my fiancee is the only man i ve been with
KUK
U
K
because chads reign supreme in the military. its like a high school but everyone is top bully. you fucking stupid?
>>25108100
thanks for answering, and good luck
>>25108203
High endurance is more important in that environment, but if you're really concerned about strength it's not impossible for women to build strength just ask /fit/ or /k/. Also body type doesn't have as big an impact on performance as you think given the right amount of conditioning you could keep up.
>>25108382
Thanks familia!
>>25108289
Cuck what? Female cuck? We're the ones who're both celibate.
