>He doesn't have blue eyes
Like why even?
black eyes masterrace
>>25106683
Eye color isn't very important, especially in men.
>>25106700
I concur. My pupils are indistinguishable from my irises, especially in the winter months.
>>25106748
Is that the guy from Nathan for you?
>tfw grey eyes
>tfw constantly told I look sad or concerned even when I'm feeling alright
>tfw born with the greatest gift God can bestow on a mortal, eyes the color of frosty ice with a perfectly contrasting thin band of deep azure ringing the outside
>tfw get tons of female attention for a trait I never have to work for and will never degrade unlike every other physical feature
>tfw I don't even have a point, just wanted to gloat
>>25106850
He's an impersonator I looked it up. Also you don't know fucking Johnny Depp?
>>25108110
They literally say he's an impersonator in the episode you idiot. I was just trying to change the subject into Nathan for you, the greatest comedy show of all time
>>25107103
And this is the reason why I'm never gonna work hard for anything especially not to get women. What's the point of trying if some people don't have to. It's pure humiliation. I'd rather be nothing than live to be humiliated.
Women regularly compliment my blue eyes.
Eye power rankings:
1. Blue
2. Green
3. Gray
POWER GAP
4. Hazel
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999. Having assholes for eyes
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9999999. Brown
>>25108419
eye color doesnt matter much if youre a man desu
facial structure is much more important
>>25108360
Shit nigger like I know. Looks like a piece of shit show to me.
>people acting like they have achieved something for having blue eyes when it was completely out of their control
>>25108469
>mfw 5'8 dude with brown eyes and im about to get a qt gf with dark hair, blue eyes and a phat booty
>>25108883
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>>25108883
Control is an illusion, nothing you are originated in you.
>>25108921
im happy to hear that, anon
>tfw boring hazel eyes
>tfw no girlfriend with radiant green eyes
>tfw grey eyes
i guess there's something poetic to be said about that
>tfw blue eyes but no gf
>>25108930
5'11'' and 5.6"
Am I going to make it guys?
>>25109147
>>25106859
Dang. My people.
Who /GreenEyes/ here?
is it normal for your eyes to change colors with the season? mine get greyish during the winter and fall but greenish during summer and spring
>>25106683
>blue eyes
>reasonably good facial aesthetics
>fast metabolism
>not fat
>no muscle tone but could easily build it
>nice hair
>5"6'
It's like God hates me.
>>25109384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agmKa_CON9k
>>25109199
You're fine.
Your height is good, and your dick is painfully average, but you'll make it.
>>25109426
>no muscle tone but could easily build it
so you're a 5'6 weakling?
christ
if you're gonna be short, at least don't be weak. hit the weights now
>>25109394
I think that's just the lighting
>>25109463
desu that helps the manlet meme.
Even still, I surprisingly never lost a fight growing up.
Am planning on going to gym soon though
>>25109487
the "manlet meme"?
so what are short people supposed to do, just succumb to their disadvantages and lie down and die?
that's pussy shit. you work on what you can
>>25109523
Yeah that's what I'm planning on doing. I'm just saying that people usually go super buff when they're short to compensate and to be honest it makes you look worse than before.
It looks better with some moderation imo
>>25106683
Brown-eyed men are the best
>tfw all these eyes but you can't see how much you mean to me
>>25109711
damn...
bloxxxblxo
>>25109634
you mean, attractive men with brown eyes?
>>25106683
What color are your eyes OP?
