Mmm.....
Oh, hey there, wagie. Didn't see ya there.
I was too invested in this delicious Christmas lefse; I made enough for the entire week!
I guess you just didn't have enough free time to do the same, huh?
Well, on the bright side... Another day, another dollar, right?
I'd share some of mine with you, but I don't think Mr. Gutenbullock would want you snacking on office hours.
But hey, at least you still have a total of 18 hours of free time until you have to get back on commute! Think of what you could do with all that time, you could probably read 2/5ths of a novel!
Unless, of course, The Man calls you in to work on the weekend. Wouldn't that be unfortunate?
But I suppose the simple knowledge that you're contributing to society will be enough to keep you smiling... Right, wagecookie?
Whoops, slip of the tounge. Alongside my lefse, I also baked some dee-licious christmas cookies. In fact, I also have some brownies in the oven as we speak. I just have so much time, I don't know what to do with it all!
Aww, don't look so down, wagie. After all, with all the money you love to earn, you could easily buy some sweets from the store.
...Whoops, budget cuts. Looks like you're only getting paid 4 day's worth for the week.
Thank you all, you've been a great audience!
hahahaha, i love this guy.
waiter! more red wine please
Every time he says "another day, another dollar" I imagine the whole crowd chanting along.
>>25106397
Here you go, sir.
Boy, what a great show, huh?
>>25106372
This guy's a fucking riot.
WOO! ENCORE!
somebody get this guy a tv show!
>>25106372
>I was too invested in my shitposting task force to-do list ; I wrote enough for the entire week!
Ftfy. It's ok, NEETcuck. I'm sure your mom loves making Christmas lefse for you & letting you take all the credit, before she cries herself to sleep at night knowing her offspring will never amount to anything.
>Whyyyyyy?? Why didn't I get an abortion!?
she will scream inside her head
knowing full well she's stuck w/ you til she's dead
Great routine, Pepe!
Just finishing up Joyce's Ulysses. It's a good read, read it for the second time now. You notice new subtleties every time you go through it, it is truly a marvelous work. Sure is great to have all this time to myself, time to pursue hobbies like literature, science, mathematics, and philosophy.
Not as funny as the other guy
SH-SHUT UP!
I'M CALLING THE MANAGER ON YOU!
>>25106477
Aww, looks like somebody's not a happy camper.
I'm sure basking in "The great outdoors" will calm you down, why not give it a try?
Ohhh, that's right. You won't have enough free time for a vacation until March, will you?
Don't feel down. Slaving away for an entire year is perfectly worth it once you get your week off.
Oh, wait, change of plans. March vacation is off.
Well, they say Wisconsin is prettier in November anyway.
Thanks a bunch, you guys are the best!
I genuinely know what those tumblr feminists feel.
These threads trigger the shit out of me.
>>25106575
Oh man, tonight just keeps getting better and better!
I wonder who's up next...
>>25106512
>every job is working at McDonalds
>>25106575
Damn, I didn't know the bartender had such a good routine.
WOO! ENCORE!
>>25106617
> Literally gtfo m8
Great show like usual. I just finished watching One Punch Man, and I had a really fun time with it. Beautiful animation, great music, and absolutely the best comedy anime I've seen in a while.
Too bad the wagekeks will only see the One Punchclock Man and not this classic.
Wagekek here, I come on these site just to laugh at Neets before I go to sleep to remind myself how greatful I am not wasting my potential.
If Neets can provide me one example of great mind in history who was not working I will quit my job
Hard mode : no phylosophers
>>25106372
>Call ins
You know you're not obligated to work if you aren't scheduled right? And you can't be punished for refusing either.
>>25106809
Marx
>Philosopher, not a phylosopher
>tfw fulfillment from contributing to society
Haha oh NEETshits, you're pathetic. No wonder you're sitting in this sad little basement comedy club on a Saturday night, while I'm on my yacht banging modelsin GTA V of course, because I 1.75 hours of freedom a day
>>25106844
He was a philosopher.. He invented the idea of Marxism for fucks sake..
>>25106885
How typical of wagekeks to not notice/blissfully ignore people pointing out their typos and laughing at them.
>>25106844
Marx was both a student and a paid journalist, so no. He cannot be considered a NEET. He had a job and education.
>>25106809
Oh, you're right, what was I thinking?
Why would I waste my time enjoying my life when my name could be one that children would be forced to learn and then forget in 2 week's time?
Who cares about happiness, I wanna be FAMOUS!
>>25106930
Are you Implying that one cannot be happy if they have a job?
>>25106965
Can you honestly say you wouldn't get more enjoyment out of life if you got paid the same amount you do now without having to work?
Thought so.
>>25106372
Does anyone have this guy's collected works?
>>25107008
Yes, I can say that. I like my job a lot. Also there is no way I could get paid as much as a NEET.
>>25106809
Every aristocrat in history, from Copernicus to Newton to Leibniz
>>25107031
>there is no way I could get paid as much as a NEET
Got that right, wagecuck, I'm probably making double your salary.
>>25107031
If you prefer to slave away to The Man 10 hours a day, that's OK with me.
Everyone has their own tastes.
>>25107024
OP here,
This is actually my first try at this stuff.
I'll probably do more, since you guys seem to like it.
>>25107067
Wanna place a bet on that?
>>25107075
>10 hours a day
...? I don't think you guys understand what working is. Is your impression of a job based solely on these threads and 90s sitcoms?
>>25107008
Bro why is work so horrible to you NeetNiggers??
When I was scoolcuck I was reading a lot of technical books and studied technology, I felt like you guyz smarter then everyone but once I came on job I realised I didnt knew what fuck I was doing then it took 2 years to fully understand what I learned in practical experience
I bet you all think you can change Boeing engine because u saw 1 vid on youtube
I think you live in bubble, I hope it doesnt burst too hard for u Neets
>>25107098
Oh I thought there was only one guy. Stick with it, you've got talent.
>>25107107
> why is work so horrible to you guise????
> here's why work is hard
You just dug your own hole, m7.
>>25107176
I mean, are you really saying that any challenge or difficulty makes something impossible to enjoy?
>>25106372
"Oh hey there mr NEET! Well, unfortunately we cannot keep making payments to you. See, we only give money to blithering retards that cant walk, and you appear to be doing a comedy routine. Some men will evict you from your subsidized housing next week"
>>25106372
>>25106397
>>25106448
>>25106459
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>>25106479
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>>25106679
this is one of the saddest places on the internet i can think of
>>25107210
No, I'm saying that it makes it less enjoyable than the NEET life.
>>25107176
If everything in life was easy as playing your pokemon games it wouldnt be fun:^)
>>25107291
he's done it this time! wagecucks on butthurt watch
>>25107291
You can feel the anger
>>25107104
>>25107107
>>25107210
>>25107291
>>25107285
>>25107314
You seem to have dropped this, be more careful this time.
>>25106930
>>25107008
>>25107075
>>25107176
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>>25106448
could someone explain this meme to me
>>25107343
>>25107377
>>25107385
I'm serious
>hahahaha, i love this guy.
>waiter! more red wine please
for some reason this just did it for me. you guys have crossed a new threshold in your delusion.
>>25107462
You can lie to us, but you can't lie to yourself.
>>25107436
It's just my face, sir.
>>25107107
The thing you fail to realize people burst it all the time, it's to the point I almost want to say I'm being oppressed, people look hard for reasons to shit me and I shit on myself most of all. I do not understand, just because we are like minded does not mean take every opportunity jump down my throat, I literally cannot please you no matter how hard I try to fit in. I have to empathize with cartoon frogs, like holy shit stop my argument as valid as yours you just hide behind being validated I am getting sick the same rhetoric different day either let me in or shut me out, you will not force me to work and then torment me for being socially inept I will not tolerate intolerance much longer
>>25107462
Well well well...LOOK WHAT WE. HAVE. HERE.
'Delusion' he calls it! Can you believe this fucking guy?! Wagecucks get so wrapped up in their own affairs that even THINKING about not having a job is like going into the closet and stumbling into fucking Narnia.
Wagecucks are so over-worked, so tired, so stress...that they confuse the happy for the sad and the sad for the happy. Has being harped at by your boss changed your entire perception of life or something?
Wagecucks everyone!
>>25107561
This guy just doesn't stop! Amazing!
>>25107385
The instant a woman signs one of these against a man he gets 12 consecutive life sentences, though
The world we live in...
tick tockety goes the clockety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUCK0ir_jyE
>Be a student
>9 hours of contact time a week
>Studying a subject I enjoy and doing well, may do a masters in something else though
>Two seminars, its me and 9 girls
>The other its me and ten girls
>Loads of money from gobbermints
>Parents pay my rent and give me cash if I ask for it
>Read a lot, sit around and play xbone with house mates, smoke dank kush, been teaching myself to cook nice food, gone on a few dates with some grills
>Doing a few barshifts for crimbo while I'm home
>Mummy & daddy got me a newtop notch laptop
>Dad gives me 200 quid this morning fr whatever reason
>Going out with friends, work colleagues, spending new years with my best friends
>Going out for a nice cozy coffee with my mum, aunt and cousin tomorrow
Oh yeah
>I have a future on top of that
I honestly feel bad for n33tcucks, literal failures in every aspect
>>25107686
Fuck that was beautiful. Great job anon.
>>25107828
>being this assblasted
You will never understand the superior NEET lifestyle.
>you will never fap to anime all day long because you do not have the time
>you still use toilets because you have not learned to use piss jugs
>you still crave sex since you have not evolved to have a waifu
>you have to make your own food since it's not delivered to your basement
>NEET
>Have enough money to move out and live out the dream of being full hermit
>Constant barrage of excuses by family
>"Why would you want to move out anon, it's cheaper to stay here, you should wait a few years before considering it."
What do I do fellow NEETbros?
>>25106448
Bartender, no...I thought the frog and feels was our ally, everyones ally, not a neet dick who insults everyone
>>25107903
> missing the point of NEETism this much
>be grad student
>internship two days a week in the inner city doing therapy
>Mexican kids talking about smash bros and teaching world history that their shit school doesn't teach them
>5days off
>eventually have a private practice
>make enough to survive
>never hate myself for being a NEET
>own apartment paid by good boy points
The glory NEET life can be lived in education and training, I highly recommend it
Here's a $.
Go buy some ear buds.
Yknow, being neet used to be something that r9k strived to get out of. people on here posted on their advances, and goals to escape neetdom, and how lonely and terrible it was
Now these frog posters with the comfy blanket have made neetdom into something to be celebrated, when it should be the opposite
As a neet, you are bored, sure you have vidya and anime, but if thats all you do for weeks and months and years, thats extrmely unhealthy and can lead to you being bored of your hobbys. Sure, you say you can take up new ones in defense, but rarely do i ever see a unemployed "man" do anything else besides smoke weed and be yelled at by his mom
Secondly, parents, family, they will all see you as a failure. They wanted you to be someone, something, even if it was just having a steady job. They didnt get that, they got a lazy, lonely, sad neet. And the fact that this has become a good thing to many is worrying.
Thirdly, you will not be able to buy the things you like, as you are always broke. The countries that have decent welfare systems are simply not worth living in, as the influx of refugee citizens have made their conditions undesirable, and there will only be more to come.
So what I dont get it why this board is spammed with "neets" saying how happy they are. I dont enjoy work, nope. But, as a american citizen, its either work and earn your meal or have no meal at all.
And I'd rather have a meaI.
These threads are cancer
>>25107923
Make a pros and cons list, what do you not like about living at home, what would your own apartment give you?
>>25107972
>le oldfag recounting stories
Nice try, wagecuck. Don't be stingy with the fries.
>>25108009
Im not old, Im 22
I also dont work at mcdonalds, I work at a construction place that I fucking hate, but I gotta work or starve and be homeless
>>25107972
In which the 'stunning and brave' wagecuck places himself on an imaginary soapbox and preaches false morality.
Shit, and I thought I was good at making people laugh!
>>25106372
Haha man thanks for the thread I always look forward to these. I'm eating breakfast right now at 2:45 instead of being at work oh wait it's the weekend! I forgot because every day is the weekend for me.
Am I the only fuck here who doesn't hate their job?
>>25107903
>you will never fap to anime all day long because you do not have the time
I do have the time though, I have 9 hours of contact time a week and spend about 6 - 12 hours in the library. I Have 2 - 3 hours of work a day, which I enjoy studying.
>you still use toilets because you have not learned to use piss jugs
I sometimes piss in pint glasses int eh night if I can't be bothered to walk to the toilet, housemates have no idea I do this and drink from them, though I do clean them
>you still crave sex since you have not evolved to have a waifu
I'm not that bothered about women, I don't chase them, if it happens it happens. Otherwise I'm fapping to sadpanda and cute girls
>you have to make your own food since it's not delivered to your basement
I actually really enjoy cooking, sometimes my house mates and I make big meals together and watch some TV series, also our dealer works at Papa John's and delivers weed with the pizza
I'm superior to you in every way, neetcuck
Pic related, me having a nice time at a Disney themed fancy dress house-party :^)
>>25107686
Lmao, is the last frame you?
>>25108009
>photoshop alert
NEETcucks can't afford a car. They don't even have driver's licenses.
>>25108033
> And I thought I was good at making people laugh
BUUUURRRRNNNN
>>25107561
I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood. you're attention span is long gone though, isn't it? you get your information from blurbs written via 4chan posts and MGTOW sponsored twitter feeds. I wouldnt expect anything less, so ill explain myself in a way easier to understand, you cute little comedian you.
I do not refer to delusion as your choice of lifestyle, i dont even refer to it as enjoyment you get out of playing along with the "act" ITT. I don't doubt that you get enjoyment from listening to the NEETs jokes, but to take on the facade that you get enjoyment from understanding the jokes as truth is where you lose yourselves.
In reality, we all know these threads are one elaborate troll that wagecucks fall for time and time again and never seem to understand (see: Subway, shitting in garden to grow food, fucking the wagecucks wife). We know these to be ridiculous, and they inevitably invoke laughter. its just what they do, its funny. The delusion sets in when you begin confusing the reality of why you are laughing at that comfy NEET on stage. Most of us laugh because it is ridiculous and we know it, hell the fucking NEET on stage more than likely knows it as well (he wouldnt be making these threads if he didnt!). For those who set the scene, play along, and (the distinction) begin to let the jokes about NEET superiority affirm their IRL status as actual NEETs better than all the rest are the deluded ones. I'm not bothered about who has a job and who doesn't, i don't care. I am bothered by seeing the sane turn incapable of understanding reality, and these threads are contributing to that.
The tragedy is watching the downward spiral of the gradually growing few on r9k that begin to believe in this shit. In between threads complaining about not having a gf or wondering why they are depressed, they are feeding into their very downfall by proclaiming their lifestyle as superior.
and they think its funny.
Thanks for opening for me, you're a great neetbeta orbiter.. I mean, OPENER.
What a great crowd tonight! How's everyone doing?
Me? I'm doing great. How could I not? The life of a femNEET is the best life you can live! If reincarnation exists, just set my soul to autorenew for femNEET every time!
We got any NEET boys in the audience? Good, I need some new orbiters to spend their neetbux on my lavish lifestyle! But don't think you'll get this PUSS-AYYYYY!
Don't think I forgot about you, wagefellas. Wanna go get dinner? I'm paying. Well, I'm not paying, my neetbeta's mom is technically paying. I promise him the occasion hug and "I really like you" and he's shelling all his allowance to me! Save your money, wagechad. Spend it on condoms and wet wipes (for when you cum on my face!)
Although recently one of my neetbeta orbiters cut me off. Well, cut himself off. I rejected him and he slit his wrists! I know, right?!?
Anyway, that's my time. Wagechads, call me! Neetbetas spoil me! Wagiefems, don't worry, I'll keep your bf busy while you're at work us femNEETs have the freedom to do that. And SO MUCH MORE.
Goodnight everyone!
>>25107291
This should become one of those banners that you see at the top of the screen
>>25107923
Just curious, where do you NEETS get enough money to live you're own independent lifestyle...as a NEET? Like WTF? That's just flat out awesome.
>>25108133
YOU CALL THAT A STAND UP ROUTINE?
GET OFF THE STAGE LOSER
>>25108133
So most of your argument consists of 'hurr durr think about how you look to others.'
Wagecucks do tend to be a bit servile, which is sad.
>fucking the wagecucks wife
>implying that this doesnt happen regularly
Women drool at the sight of the BNC (Big NEET Cock).
>>25107385
This image.. lmao dude. Toughness is the most overrated quality, you don't even really be tough to put on a good show and the social mold, just be stoic :^) lmfao people eat the tuff bait too, the ability to endure pain is just discipline, which I have none of so fair enough. When your bf acts so strong and tough reminder it is a facade they keep up because you find it admirable. Stoicism is as close as you can get to being what is deemed a man in 2015, gender constructs are becoming a parody of themselves. Not once have I heard a man say a woman wasn't a real woman but apparentely double standards and a huge princess complex is the norm, no one questions it while I have my bubble burst 5 times a day. All I can say is wow. I am salty as fuck, justice is a meme, undesirables continue to be marginalized. You can't even see it because society is structured around you. You would kill yourself if you had a mile in shoes.
Just please be polite and at try to be tolerant.
>>25108133
BOOOOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!
>>25108050
>Neetcuck clearly intimidated by my superior lifestyle
>Can't muster a reply
>Probably crying overa plate of tendies
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
>>25108105
>>25108143
>>25108195
>>25108195
you can post all the ms paint edits you want, it will not make your fantasy of fucking a woman married to an employed man any more real.
>>25108195
>having sex
normies get out this place is not for you you are not welcome here you do not belong here you do not fit in here you have no friends here this place is for robots you are not a robot you are not welcome here
Some of us NEETs live off the grid, read by gravity powered lights, and travel by kayak to the indigenous owned coffee shop to post and wait for the guy who sells weed.
>>25108046
Are you mentally retarded? You like making French fries for schecklestein?
More b8 for the b8 god. When will mods start banning these threads?
>>25108339
he never said he worked at mcdicks, you autistic fuck.
No wonder you're a NEET, you have the common sense of a boulder. Probably weigh as much too.
>>25108368
WOAH THERE
we've got another wagie off his rocker
>>25108368
wagey ragey go awagey, back in your cagey
>>25108133
I already knew its ironic shitposting, under my absurdism guise this is nothing but a game. Life is a game. I don't you realize how dangerous this mindset is, you are creating monsters and then victim blaming. You deserve every spree killer you create.
>>25106372
thinkinhg of runnnig awat frommy job tbnj
>>25108398
>>25108410
Oh, I hit an insecurity spot, it seems. Did I make your fat rolls fall of your second office chair when I startled you with that comment?
>>25108251
>>25108050
>Still no neetcuck reply, feels good being vastly superior.
Reminder that actual non-ironic neets are failures with no future. Enjoy those tendies!
I like to stock my emergency back pack with things would come in handy should I need to take off on foot for few days. It's kind of a hobby. I have a flint, a compass, flash light, strong thin rope, dishes. I am prepared to NEET if I have to.
>>25108524
>p-pIease respond to me guys
>>25108524
>Still no neetcuck reply
We don't want to bother a 'hard working man' like yourself.
>>25108490
Cum on even.
Obvious retort: neh, ne, ne, neh ne
>>25108133
Oh shit guys, the Wagecuck is mad again, what're you going to do, call the manager on us?
>>25108574
>>25108599
>No reply of any redeeming quality
A reflection of your pathetic lives, enjoy being a worthless human bean.
>>25108664
> taking a screenshot of a .gif
> inb4 "LMAO UR ATTAKING MY IMAGE N NOT MY ARGURMENT LOL LOL LOL"
>>25108664
Enjoy having your dreams and passions reduced to zero.
But hey, that paycheck? It's alllllll worth it right wagie?
"Oh, I'm a wagiecuck and I'm okay! I sleep SOME nights and I work all day!"
>all these wagecucks wasting their limited free time getting mad on the internet
uh oh
tfw live in a baltic country so the gubberment won't take care of me, im about to drop out of IT college because im too dumb for math and programming, guess it's time to go to norway and work in a fish factory
>>25108703
I actually saved that from someone else's picture, I just felt it captured my general feeling towards neetcucks quite well.
Better go check on those tendies neetcuck, if you can manage it...
Wow, these wagies sure are feisty today! What's wrong, have a bad day at work, pathetic wagies?
Oh, wait, EVERY day at work is a bad day when you're slaving away to make your boss richer! Pathetic wagecucks.
Wagies BTFO on /r9k/, /tv/, and /pol/, all in one day!
NEETs officially win. Wagecucks have no platform to stand on anymore.
>getting 200$ from welfare
>renting a house
>having a car
>feeding yourself
>worry about people barging in on your fapping
pick one
>>25108779
come back to /balt/, our kind does not belong here
>>25108133
>I'll explain myself in a way that is simple
>Goes on a meandering 4-paragraph diatribe that could just be summed up as "people might see this and want to stay NEETs"
Oh wagecucks... Always working harder and not smarter, eh?
>>25108143
WE WANT MORE BEAUTIFUL FEMNEET
MORE JOKES ABOUT KEKING NEETBETAS AND SUCKING WAGECHADS DICK WOOOOOO ENCORE
>>25108725
>He couldn't even click the (you)'s to read that I'm not a wagie, but a vastly superior student with a bright future and rich social life
Typical for a double-digit IQ neetcuck, are you even literate enough to fill out a job application?
>>25106746
Fuck off nigger no one likes you
True NEETs are white
>>25108814
I toss the NEETs a few coins once in a while. Why not spread a bit O cheer aye? Especially this time of year. Good will towards man's what ho. I must remember to hand out a few bottles of red wine to the NEETS in the park. Poor buggers.
>>25108770
Almost seems like they're...working, doesn't it?
Even on the off days. wagecucks STILL find a way to get worked up. All about work right wagecucks? Allll there is to life! Work work work!
...and I'll just go ahead and take MY paycut, that I AM entitled to. Thanks!
Oh, and...keep working.
>>25108960
your paycut that you give to us femNEETs for the privilege of orbiting us while we let wagechads cum on our faces teehee
>Implying I don't collect thousands weekly by whoring out my gf instead of working
>>25106372
> 2015+1
> being a grown man
> not making vast sums of money
> not working towards investing in property
> not fucking women
> still living on pocket change in your mothers house
> not getting a job where you exert minimum effort and spend most of your time shitposting
ya dun goofed son
>>25109009
> implying anyone smart enough to NEET would waste money on muh womeenz
>>25109009
>orbiting women
>ever
MGTOW for life.
>>25109047
teehee tell that to all my neetbeta orbiters funding my lavish femNEET lifestyle while I friendzone and cuck them
>>25109047
>Smart enough to not waste money on women
>Not smart enough to actually make any money
Something doesn't add up here, neetcuck
>>25109043
I'm intrigued, wagie. What do you do for a living? Getting paid to shitpost? It.. It almost sounds too good to be true?
>>25108911
Damn. Wagecucks are so assblasted. I'm a fucking wageslave myself, but seriously, how hard is it to acknowledge that the NEET life is the superior life? Stop being such a fucking cry baby.
I'm jealous of their life too, but I don't belittle them to make myself feel better about MY slavery.
I thought we were all at least NEETs of the heart here?
>>25109085
Just how many sissy maids does one need though, all that slobbering and humping, ugh. Gimme a warm hearted man with a knack for survival.
>>25109210
>He literally can't read - >>25107828
Try again, neetcuck
>>25107616
except that doesn't happen
>>25109296
Oh, a SCHOOLKEK huh? This changes everything!
Schoolcucks are a particular breed of cucked. They'll do anything they can just to get an 'A' so their parents don't bitch at them and their egos don't shrink down to the size of a fucking crumb. It's all about that nice fucking letter 'A.'
'A' fucking headache because of all the eye strain from reading through books is more like it. Hell, nothing a couple advil can't solve. Just pop two, wait for the relief and it's back to studying hard so you won't get bitched at by anyone!
Great motivator right? I was around enough of these people in high school before I dropped the fuck out. Most of you remember the honors students...you know, the ones who thought that taking all of their classes at the honors level would make them hot shit once they entered the real world. Riiiiight...typical future interview for 'em goes something like this:
"So, what makes you fitting for the job?"
"I took a lot of honors classes in high school!"
Meanwhile the employer looks down and writes bullshit in his notebook because he just hired a junkie burnout two days ago, buuuut maybe the honors kid'll help pick up the slack. Work ethic, right?
You know, come to think of it, I remember the last exchange I had with an honors student. Smart motherfucker, too. Last thing I said to him was "someone spilled some shit in the aisle next to this one, you might want to go mop it up!"
>>25108133
>shitting in garden to grow food
literally what? link to thread?
>>25109560
youd think with all the free time on their hands, neetcucks would actually make some original jokes!
>>25108490
>second office chair
why would someone need two of them?
>>25108725
>Enjoy having your dreams and passions reduced to zero.
>implying NEET's don't suffer the same fate
>>25109560
BOOOOOOOO
BEING BACK FEMNEET
>>25109768
>having dreams
normalfag pls
>>25109787
Women can't be funny anon.
>>25108814
>/tv/, and /pol/
sauce?
>>25108009
lol, neets being able to afford takeout let alone afford to drive! What a fucking riot!
>>25108368
lol, good deep burn
>>25109560
I'm a britbong so that doesn't apply to me so much, my parents don't actually pressure me to do anything. I'm sitting on a 2:1/ 1st at a Russel group and have connections to set me up with a nice job in a field I'm interested in.
Like I said I have 9 hours a week and then whatever I feel like doing. I'm smart and breeze through it doing the bare minimum so I have a lot of spare time to do whatever I want, AND I have prospects at the end of it all.
Good job projecting though, you got the education part right atleast, little neetcuck!
>>25109825
/tv/ thread got deleted
here's the /pol/ thread
>>>/pol/58809709
why are you wageslaves so obsessed with money? are you guys jewish?
>>25109993
>wage rage isn't just a meme
Holy fuck the assmad wagecucks in that thread.
>>25106477
We got a heckler here. Security get this fag out of the audience. NEETgod pls continue
>>25106372
>Christmas lefse
What
>>25106746
Another 18 hours of absolute laziness and feasting awaits me, for now i shall simply close my eyes in this same comfy chair for 6 hours, and wake up to the smell of coffee
>>25109636
Before the influx of normies, when NEET threads didn't have to rely on baiting normies with a comedy act, NEETs would shitpost about how they could survive by growing their own food with cheap store bought seeds and shit in their garden to fertilize them.
>25106477
My moms love is unconditional, sorry you have to prove yourself to feel worthy.
>>25109993
Holy fucking shit. That is fucking glorious!
>>25109993
That is a good thread
a note of caution if you are under the age of 30 you may indeed regret your meet lifestyle I chose the way of the NEET or 10 years and while I did have a good time my brain is a little damage and I can't remember as well so try to move forward a little bit when your can ok brothers?
I am 29 years old now and wish I was more ambitious and less anxious when I was 19
sometimes the easy path is not always the correct path often the painful past is more rewarding but not always
>>25109993
That was a good thread. Hilarious.
