> he imagines himself shouting incredibly awkward and embarrassing things when infront of large crowds
> he constantly lurks Chad/Stacy's social media accounts despite not being friends with them
Why would Sonic waste his time making fun of me? This scenario doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>25105790
>> he imagines himself shouting incredibly awkward and embarrassing things when infront of large crowds
what
>>25105790
well senpai I better go kill myself now
Nice written word for the house brother.
>>25105790
>high school
>recess
>only me and another guy in class
>telling him a joke about sucking dick
>an English teacher walks in
>hears the last part and gives me a Costanza look
>"Anon's sexual fantasies are sure unusual"
end my life
>he imagined shooting up the school
>especially the kids that would imagine saving everyone from a school shooter
>>25105843
sonic's actually cool, unlike the faggots on this board
>he imagined triumphantly stunning an opponent into silence in a public debate with his flawless logic and silver tongued oratory.
> he imagined doing a 180 on his life and appearance through self-improvement, and becoming a cool kid
Some classics
>he imagined playing his favorite song in front of the school
>he imagined saving his crush from the school shooter
>he imagined having sex with his crush while humping a pillow
>He imagine beating the shit out of a chad, thus gaining the respect of all the other chads
>>25105843
GOTTA GO FAST
ROLLING AT THE SPEED OF ORIGINALITY
>>25105790
He imagines being in a fantasy world where he is a hero, rather than an insignificant passerby who just woke up after another ex dream.
>He imagined a zombie apocalypse happening in the middle of a school day and saving is crush before lving a life with her.
>he imagined going berzerker mode in gym class, wiping the floor with the other team and not getting picked last for once
> he has the image of a "perfect girl" in his head and often pretends that she is with him, conversating/commentating on his life, joking with him or guiding his decisions
>>25106370
>Poor white kids
>he imagined being stranded on an uninhabited island with his crush and other hot/popular girls and eventually and living a life alone with them and have them obsess over him while he fucked them daily
>>25105790
>he imagined killing himself and someone giving a damn
