Jesus was a 5'1" manlet.
What's your excuse?
>>25105542
well, he died virgin didn't he?
>>25105542
I like this thread, anon.
I'll save this argument for the future.
>>25105542
Stupido? People were smaller back in times so he was actually tall. Not sure if troll but w/e.
>>25105542
i cant do jew magic
>>25105542
Jesus was material and spirit. I'm not spirit
>>25105563
You really think the messiah couldn't have crushed pussy if he wanted to?
>marrying a prostitute
>dies for others sins
Perhaps one of the biggest cucks known to man.
Jesus was Arab. I laugh every time Amerifats try making him look like a white bearded man.
>>25105642
>implying jesus did for other sins
>implying it didn't make a life with mary (not his mother, but a 10/10 whore who jesus saved)
You being jelly, robot?
Virgin's anger can't melt wooden crosses
>>25105667
Spotted the shitskin
Fuck off back to Reddit, Ahmed
>>25105667
Jesus was literally god, he could appear however he wanted to
yeah well if jesus was so great how come he's dead? checkmate
>>25105573
This. Average height is bigger now, Jesus wasn't a manlet by his time standarts
>>25105751
For our sins and shit
>2015 + 1
>believing in fairytales
My dad isn't God. I have no circle of devout followers.
>>25105859
This picture is relevant to you.
>>25105859
>2020-4
>not being religious
No wonder you're a failure.
>>25105859
Fairytales are important
>>25105673
>10/10 whore
>implying she wasn't fucking guys behind his back
>implying she didn't have beef curtains
>wanting a hole that's been taking sand nigger cock
If you want to impress me with religion at least choose someone cool like Jacob or Samson. not that little bitch Jesus. Father like son, Jesus was a cuck just like Joseph before him.
>You being jelly, robot?
Of an ancient cuckold who died for nothing? Not particularly.
>Virgin's anger can't melt wooden crosses
My anger is no less powerful than god own wrath. I could melt stone with my anger if need be.
>>25105704
>>25105705
Whities on damage control. How does it feel to literally worship a shitskin?
>>25105542
Source needed. 5'1" was the average height in Palestine at the time, seems a little too convenient.
> But avoid foolish questions, and genealogies, and contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and vain.
> Titus 3:9
>>25105563
he didnt become the messiah until 30. i doubt he was a virgin. or he was and became a wizard. idk
>>25106170
>became a messiah at 30
>a virgin
Guys, I think there might be some truth to this wizard thing.
My ancestors at the time were probably shorter
>>25105667
that's a Western thing, not an American thing
and in fact every culture does that (pic related)
>>25105625
didn't he orbit a stacy?
>>25105542
sorry OP, but one nigger once told me that jesus was black and therefore part of the black master race.
we all know, that every master race is at least 12 feet tall and 5 feet wide.
ARE TELLING ME THAT HE WAS LYING?
Nothing is known about his appearance other than that he was Jewish
>>25106236
he hooked up with that marie magdalena hooker, didn't he?
>>25106796
so he deserved to die. but why the fuck made a religious cult about it?
his mother was a whore, his father a cuck.
now thats how to start a religion.
>>25105880
Most people are poor and retarded so the "THE MAJORITY IS ALWAYS RIGHT" doesn't work with fucking religion because the popular opinion centuries ago was the earth is flat.
>>25105880
This picture is relevant to you. Let me know if it's too complicated for you.
>>25105951
Pretty goood, he wasthe soon do fgod senpai
tfw no immortality
>>25105891
>Calling people a failure on r9k
>>25105891
>21st century
>believes in fairy tales
No wonder you're a failure.
>>25106807
That's a lie from Satan.
Reminder that the Mary wife thing is a meme and that Christian theology clearly teaches that Jesus is married to the Church (the body of believers) and that marriage was created with the purpose of representing this Biblical truth.
>>25107043
That's an ironic picture since atheists deny absolute truth and like to use probability for everything (doesn't work by the way).
>>25106858
First post to make me laugh in months.
Jesus here
AMA
>>25105859
>>25107372
Moron detected.
>>25106890
>the earth isnt flat because 'CURRENT YEAR' empiricist solipsism
>>25107043
Facts don't exist. Mathematics exist upon axioms, axioms are baser assumptions.
>>25105880
Where's that overwhelming evidence of our wrongness by the way?
>>25106654
Huh....this is weird for me.
Jesus Christ was 6'1 not 5'1 fucktard
Read a fucking book
