>anon, I'm borrrred
How would you entertain this girl?
>>25105038
she just wants you to buy her things
you cna come into my room and play my ps3 or look at my guns i guess
>>25105038
she looks like Hitler
Rape is fun
>>25105038
i'd stroke her hair, play with it. its very pretty.
eggwoman?
I'd start making mix-tapes with her as the unattractivegang
>>25105038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxYqP6szsbc
play this and do yin yoga
>>25105038
I'd put her to work in the kitchen. That would fix her boredom right quick.
Rap music and drugs.
rip that metal thing out of her nose
heh nothin personel kiddo
No idea, I'm a boring person.
>>25105038
I'M NOT YOUR DANCING MONKEY YOU WHORE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Offer to let her paint using my supplies. Paint alongside her, and encourage her as she goes. Teach some cool blending techniques. That shit is fun.
>>25105038
i'd smack the bottom of that bottle so that the top of it hits her in the nose
>>25105038
I'm bored too come over and lets fuck
>>25105038
Because you're boring :^)
>>25105868
>this approach
gets no pussy
>>25105886
>this approach
gets every pussy
>>25105038
There's no way a beta can satisfy a Stacie, she's so bored with life and doesn't have to endure it like we do, there's nothing we can do to make her happy except feed her drugs.
I would take a candy bar, throw it away, and eat the wrapper. Then she would burst into laughter.
>>25105914
B-but I don't want her pussy.
"Do you have ADHD or something?"
>>25105939
And you would burst into blocked colon
Why do girls always get bored?
Just last night I was hanging out with some guys, and one of them brought their girlfriend. She was the ONLY one not joining in on the conversations, laughing, and basically the only person not having a good time.
Where are the fun girls?
>>25105978
Women are only interested in boring shit like clothes and famous people. If they're not talking about inane shit then they're only happy bitching about other people, especially other women.
They don't have interests and they don't make good conversation.
>>25106028
>they don't make good conversation.
This is sad but true. Guys typically take what you say and build on it, ask questions, maybe then after mention a personal experiences.
Women just jump right into flipping it into their own personal topics.
Just kinda true for the most part
>>25106028
I know this one girl who is pretty funny and cool to talk to but she is ugly.
Shit like this is why I couldn't be bothered dating. Every time they had absolutely nothing to talk about, no hobbies, no interests nothing. We'd just sit in silence until I came up with and lead another topic of discussion.
It was like talking to a brick wall for 3 hours. Why can't women be interesting?
>>25106059
>not meeting women at the Archery club
They are always fun and (un ironically) one of the gents.
Tickle her bootyhole
>>25105038
raper her
>>25106058
I shouldn't have generalised too much, there are some women who are funny and can be interesting to talk to but there aren't many. I know one chick who is a mechanic and she's cool as fuck.
Male socialisation is alien to women, you could say to you mate "get me a pint you fat prick" and he'll laugh and call you a cunt, women just don't get that, they're so saccharine around their supposed friends but bitch about them constantly the moment they're gone.
There are one or two male friends who I would die for but not one women who I'm not related to.
>>25106059
What's worse is that they feel entitled to being entertained by you and don't bear any responsibility in maintaining the social aspect of a relationship.
I've dated 3 girls with 3 wildly varying personalities and they were all like this. They're like 5 year olds.
>>25106194
I see this when my mate's gf is over. She does nothing but fucking follow him around and latch onto his conversations with people. It's like she's living her life through his interesting one.
No wonder you hardly ever see women without boyfriends, they must be bored shitless alone since they don't seem to have the drive to do anything.
>>25106322
>It's like she's living her life through his interesting one.
>don't seem to have the drive to do anything.
welcome to /r9k/
i rap her
>>25107000
7000 get
This is how women want to be entertained.
You rap them.
>>25107066
i rap her this song cuz im a cool guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXnF7fCCVzY
>>25105038
I would call over some bulls, oh yeah...
Fuck her right. Fuck her well. Fuck her hard. No more. No less.
>>25105038
Give her a bottle of cola, it smells more interesting than water.
>>25105038
i'd put my butthole on her nose and fart up her nostril
>>25105135
>not putting on the objectively superior Hanggai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fczXbCLFXWE
>>25106028
Nah, bantering girls you don't want to fuck is even more fun than banter with the lads.
>>25105038
Tell her to fuck off so that I can enjoy my day in peace.
>>25107958
Do you really think you could satisfy this girl sexually?
Go watch a movie or something I have important posting to do.
>>25108090
she looks stronger than me to be honest. dem forearms.
she is too good for robots a Chad must impregnate her with his chadly seed.
>>25108135
Jesus Christ anon I hope you are underage or at least still a teen.
>>25105038
is that caroline?
>>25108186
i only speak the truth here. this woman is a rogue Stacey who escaped from Chad's harem.
She must be made pregnant with Chad's seed and bare him high test chadly sons.
>>25105038
I'd slam her face into the side of a toilet. I am crime, okay?
>>25108201
Who the hell is Caroline?
helicopter dick
>>25105038
If give her something to suck on, like a rattle or my dick.
Alpha one, this is beta two, do you copy? Over.
Rogue Stacey spotted, coordinates N1201, R20102 proximity. Over.
Beta Two on standby and awaiting orders from Alpha one, over.
Read her passages from the bible
>>25105069
She really does
>>25108347
> the bible
> not the quran
>>25105038
Face fuck her until she was burping cum bubbles.
There's no reason to be bored.
give her a hug and ask her what she wants to eat for dinner.
>>25108135
She has tiny forearms you little queer.
>>25106098
>>25106098
Enjoy your fucking wannabe Catniss or whatever the Hunger Games bitch is called.
When I took an elective psych course they went out of their way to use archery as an example of something. I forget what the something was but the point is that after the Hunger Games came out female archery enrollment in the US went up like 1,000%. So enjoy your normie.
>>25106098
Been doing archery for 4 years.
This is a meme.
>>25108464
for you, big guy
I wouldn't, people that complain about boredom tend to be pretty boring, and worse they project in on others
I'd 360 walk out
Rip that disgusting ox ring off her face
Crush her at fighting games.
Because I can.
tell her to bully my little dick
i would marry this girl and be her beta bux while she cucks me with Stacey.
>>25105038
>netflix and chi...
>just netflix. Maybe something else
If you havent broken the touch barrier by now youre screwed.
Well I'd play Crazy Taxi.
If she's that bored she can watch me play.
If not, she can fuck off and let me play Crazy Taxi in peace.
>>25108707
>cucks me with Stacey
what?
>>25105038
I'd stare her down, go for my belt, and undo it. Depending on her reaction, we'd either laugh or fug.
>>25105038
Whenever they say that I just whip my dick out.
Works 60% of the time.
>>25105038
I wouldn't, I'd expect her to entertain me instead
>>25105914
it's actually the opposite, senpai. girls don't like it if you're mean to them
i wouldnt. im not the court jester
>nose ring
I'd walk away
>>25105038
"Looks like you have some sort of oral fixation with that bottle, I got something else for you that's way more fun ;^)"
>>25105038
I would play a little puppet show with my dick and balls for her.
I'd put on Netflix. I'd let her blow me but wouldn't move on the bed.
how much beta bux do i need to marry this stacey?
>>25111527
Just save up your GBP for Tendies, and throw out your betabux and stop collecting those. They're holding you back from getting women for free.
>>25111420
>420
smoke all her weed too
i would buy her the best weed and bring delicious food from her favorite restaurant for her so i could chill and netflix w/ her
>>25111610
and give her foot massages while she watches netflix or plays vidya.
>>25111633
>Doing anything for a "bored" chick except turn on the TV or talk idly
>>25111681
i could do that too. i have soft beta hands though and give decent massages
>>25105939
SLEEP A LOT EAT A LOT BRUSH 'EM LIKE CRAZY
RUN A LOT DO A LOT NEVER BE LAZY
>>25111705
Massage her ass as it's riding your dick. Otherwise ignore her, unless some aspect of her commands attention.
>>25111745
that would take about 2 minutes tops. her body would command my attention 24/7 and i must lavish her with everything she desires.
Just tell her
>Entertain yourself with my cock.
Pretty standard.
>>25109881
This is wrong. If you're mean to girls and they don't leave immediately it means they want the dick.
>>25111778
Unless you're suave and sexy she'll draw the line at her feet. You need to intrigue her. Tease her by saying yoy give good massages but don't feel like doing it. Give her shoulders a light squeeze, laugh, and give your attention back to the screen.
>>25111527
Sorry, anon. You'll never have enough betabux to buy this Stacy.
>>25111861
im not gonna lie that was pretty beta.
>>25111870
sadface
>>25111891
It's all about tone. Disinterested tone. Not evasive or quiet.
>>25111919
i like how you're pretending to know what you are talking about
>>25105038
Kill yourself, you stupid cunt.
>>25111959
How many fucks your massages get you?
>>25112017
ive lost count
>>25105069
and that's a bad thing?
>>25112029
Very convincing
you are cuter than Taylor Swift, op.
>>25112254
R-really, anon? You don't think I'm too fat?
>>25112383
that is quite a spread. miso soup? miso soup.
eating on the bed tho ?
>>25112383
i can't conlude if that's Chinese food or Japanese food or Korean food. Chinese food boxes, miso soup and it looks like Kimchi/veggies for bibimbap.
and no i don't think you're fat at all.
>>25108090
Not with all that disgusting arm hair
>>25108090
for 2 minutes
>>25105038
anal fisting
>>25105038
I'm not your entertainer. You'd look good without the nose piercing.
Later, cunt.
