Hello robots. I have abilities beyond those of mortal men. Let's play. Ask me anything. I'll fulfill almostany requests. Of course depending on the question and task, I'll take more or less time.
how do quantum mechanics actually work?
Will I ever get my crush to like me? Bonus points if you guess her name correctly.
>>25104568
Requesting that you summarize your abilities both succinctly and in detail.
>>25104568
show me a pair of tits with a up to date time stamp
Guess my obeitises name and what I like about her.
Can you prove your abilities in any way?
>>25104568
gib moni
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>>25104647
Oneitises*
>>25104568
You have nice nails, can I have some?
>>25104568
Guess my oneitis's name
Put shoe on head.
NOW
post bp bloxx
>>25104611
How do they work or how do they actually work?
>>25104625
That's up to you and whether you have what it takes. You've probably taken r9k's black pill already and blamed it on your circumstance(which isn't untrue). If that's the case, you're already doomed to failure.
>>25104629
I have money. I'm decently attractive. I haven't given up on life. I have confidence that my future desires will happen because they have thusfar. I can basically make anything I want happen.
>>25104642
I don't have tits.
>>25104647
Probably stacy. You like her because you'll attach to anything that's half decent to you.
>>25104665
Money won't fix your problems
>>25104728
After I was my face
>>25104735
I can if you really want. That might take a little while though
>>25104768
>I can if you really want
yes, do it pls :3
>>25104568
Locate where I'm posting from, send me a postcard.
>>25104831
I need your address for that
>>25104768
Get me a porn account to Yournextdoorwhore please
>>25104948
I need your credit card, email, and various other things for that. Provide and ill provide
if you are so powerful then what's her name?
>>25104768
>How do they work or how do they actually work?
these are the same question, so both
>>25104768
>Money won't fix your problems
>assuming i have problems
nae bru I jest like money
gib plox
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>>25104979
Stacy.
>>25104987
Not in quantum mechanics. Check mate idiot
>>25105040
I don't speak nigger tongue.
>>25104568
should i just give up on life?
the last time i've ever been truly happy was when i was 8.
Place shoe upon thine head.
>>25105081
>implying she's a stacy
>implying they are different questions and you don't know shit
t. chem major
You're fucking pathetic
>>25105112
You gave up a long time ago. End it while you're ahead.
>>25105146
Ok. I have a fresh clean pair.
>>25105172
Same.
>>25104768
Not even close. She has a beautiful Slav name and an 8/10 face and 10/10 legs.
>>25104768
What's the black pill ebin shitposter?
>>25105323
alyosha
>>25104568
What's my favorite color?
Also, how old am I?
>>25105146
>>25104728
plz don'tstop bully. I don't want to be a meme
>>25105330
:3
>>25105521
I'm going to have to call my psychic for this one.
>>25105415
You got first two letters right familijo.
Am I going to fail this semester?
>>25105821
Yes. You're a useless stupid r9k beta maggot. idk why you're even still going to institutionalized edu. The only reason to go to college is to make connections and to score ez chad pussy. If you're going with the goal to be cucked by the system, you might as well kill yourself, like right now.
Make anime real.
>>25105575
You are pretty lame desu
Can you make me happy?
>>25105888
I'm anime. I can be your anime if you're rich, tall, have socially meritable hobbies, and beautiful.
>>25105910
I know.
>>25105923
Nothing can make you happy anon. You'd be miserable with your dream girl or your dream life. It's not your circumstance, it's you ^__^
>>25105575
I came buckets.
>>25104568
tie your penis in a knot
At least mortal men can get dressed you fag
What does laura think of me?
>>25105575
did not expect this.
>>25105940
Oh my god op is a fucking kid v&
