>women will stretch out their vaginas to cavernous proportions, then wonder why a normal penis doesn't satisfy them
>women actually believe they have magical vaginas that snap back into position and will lock onto your normal girth penis after shoving huge dildos up inside of them on the regular
>they literally believe their vagina cannot deteriorate while the rest of their body does that exact same thing
>they literally believe all vaginas are the exact same size and have the exact same tightness and the only differing factor is how aroused they are
>tfw girthy dick
I kind of cursed t.b.h.
I'm literally 6 inches around. I don't know much about vaginas, but I'm sure that it would be uncomfortable for most.
>muscles get weaker from being used
lol that is literally what you believe op
>>25103327
I actually know that feel, Anon.
>Average length
>Above average girth
>massive head.
Good luck trying to get any ladies to give you oral. And they complain because it's uncomfortable.
>inb4 vaginal prollapsed roasters
OP is not aware of how childbirth works.
roastie horde incoming
>>25103355
>>25103431
Why are roasties literally retarded? Go get a rubber band, stretch it out, then see if it returns to normal size after you keep doing it.
>>25103355
>muscles cannot tear and become weaker
>>25103431
>childbirth has no effect on a vagina
>>25103452
>vags are made out of rubber
>>25103355
they're being stretched, not used
and they become loser, not weaker
The truth is that vaginas can stretch and can regain their tightness, if the woman puts forth the effort and does the work of doing the right exercises for the right muscles to restore that tightness.
It is also the truth though that almost all, like 95% of women are just fucking lazy and worthless, who do not and will not make the effort. They'd much rather just complain and say it doesn't matter, that stretching doesn't happen, that guys' dicks are too small, or a combination of these. Because it's easier.
>>25103743
this is possibly the truest shit ive ever seen posted here.
>>25103296
you just need to exercise inner muscles if you want to have tight vag, it really works.
>>25103673
>Vaginas are made out of an indestructible elastic that never stretches out
Fuck off roastie
>>25103452
>vaginas are made of rubber
Virgin emerging.
>>25103850
Explain this >>25103841
Are you going to say that is going to lock onto a normal penis? or are you going to use the roastie logic of "she is just so aroused!"
>>25103841
this picture made me gay
>>25103673
>>25103850
>vaginas are elastic xDDDDD
>they magicially aren't when I feel like it XDDD
>>25103431
http://www.everydayhealth.com/sexual-health/better-sex/specialist/berman/tightening-a-loose-vagina.aspx
>I am 26 years old, and after having three children, my vagina has become so loose that during sex a penis can't fill it. Did this happen because of giving birth? Is there anything that can be done to make it less loose?
It's fucking hilarious, a quick google search shows tons and tons of women suffering from loose vaginas, and not just from child birth. There is even forums for this.
Yet at the same time were supposed to believe it doesn't happen.
>>25103905
>>25103986
The only women who say this kind of shit have never given birth and do not have an elementary understanding of human anatomy.
I mean this shit is so fucking simple to understand and yet these cunts still delude themselves into thinking the female body is fucking made of regenerative miracle material like the chick from Heroes.
Cognitive dissonance at its finest.
>>25103296
This is what happens when you're an amerifag that drops out of highschool to work McDonald's before finishing basic biology
>>25103986
Elastic (adjective)
1. (of an object or material) able to resume its normal shape spontaneously after contraction, dilatation, or distortion.
Elastic (noun)
1. Cord, tape, or fabric, typically woven with strips of rubber, that returns to its original length or shape after being stretched.
Vaginas aren't literally made of elastic you absolute cretin.
>>25104041
I thought you were a troll but you're starting to sound like you are literally, i mean LITERALLY retarded.
>>25103296
Indeed OP, these women are hella retarded.
>>25104073
What's the matter? are you sad that your vagina isn't indestructible to the point where you have to argue semantics. Don't worry roastie, I'm sure that fetid hole between your legs has a couple more years use out of it before you join the other women on the internet searching for ways to tighten your vagina, while at the same time proclaiming that they are nothing but perfect organs that cannot get loose.
>>25104082
Back to your safe space, cunt.
so many roasties in this thread
The inside of your vagina doesn't get loose nearly as easily as the opening/hymen area, which is what is supposed to be the tightest. And there really isn't a muscle there, so kegels will not help. It will only make the inside of your vagina be able to squeeze tighter.
>>25104082
Thanks for admitting you have nothing left to contribute to the argument this makes it a lot easier to dismiss you.
>>25104041
Man she looks so aroused in that picture! Someone should post some more aroused vaginas, I didn't know a woman could be so turned on.
>>25104204
Just want to clarify that you're saying the vagina has no actual muscles and that it's a combination of pelvic and surrounding muscles right?
That's what the kegels strengthen I'm pretty sure. Some people actually think the vagina is a muscle and it's strange because we all took anatomy.
>>25104127
You're just mad that this "roastie" will never be yours. You're going to die a virgin NEET. Have fun with your anime girls.
>>25104213
The worst part is there are actual vagina owners who will use that rationalization.
Women, everyone. Clinging onto the hope that her vagina is still valid enough by trying to deny it from an anonymous person on the internet.
>>25104313
Oh, and this post was meant for this special roastie right here.>>25104253 give her a round of applause.
>>25104253
>i'm mad as hell
Simple.
Vaginas are like any other part of your body, its different even slightly, than other people. Different depths, muscle strength, texture for sure, etc. Do really think two people have the same mouth / tongue? (internal orifice comparison). Of course not.
I had a 15 virgin (I was also 15, 6 months younger actually) that was more loose than my current wife whose had two kids. No kidding.
She's much smaller and shorter, and her muscles are insanely strong. She can orgasm by just going kegels they're so strong. No kidding.
Bottom line, they're all different. Find one for your needs and lock that shit down.
>>25104275
It's hilarious isn't it.
>I am so aroused to the point where my vagina doesn't have its basic function of making you ejaculate anymore
>t-this is normal you fucking virgins, GOSH
>>25104352
your wife just simulates all her orgasms.
to make you look like a fool who posts bylly nye
>tfw 7 inch pencil dick
Loosey gooseys and toastie roasties getting blown the fuck out left and right ITT
>>25103296
http://shimo-shop.de/blog/dehnen/zuruckdehnen/
>>25104454
That's how they exist, they were already blown out already anyway from all the cocks they took.
>>25104007
Kegels are good for men to do, too...actually increases the intensity and duration of orgasm.
>>25104440
You just gotta find a girl who hasn't been shoving dildos up inside of herself from a young teen, and hasn't slept around. I know it's hard, but good luck.
>>25103296
Some robot once told me that women was gonna cuck me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>25103296
so, no one else is creeped out that her parents got her a monster purple dildo for christmas?
this whole tweet left me cringing on multiple levels.
>>25103355
The vagina isn't a muscle you retard. Go check out an anatomy text, I believe grays is available for free online. It's funny how badly you people misunderstand the body.
The biggest lie ever told in history is that women's vaginas cannot get loose. They do, but it's more complicated than it is presented. The first thing to note is that vaginas were never made to have constant penetration, the only reason this can go on today is because of the creation of birth control. Before that, sex meant becoming pregnant, so said female could not rotate in the same way as they do today, having a partner every week on their night out for many years till they settle for some guy in their 30's.
The common argument is that vaginas are a muscle, forgetting that muscles can get stretched out and damaged. Let's take a 14 year old female, she has never had sex before nor ever had any form of self-penetration, do you think she can instantly take a coke can girth dildo up her vagina? No, then what is the process that is happening to allow such a thing to happen? it has to be gradual, she has to be able to work up to that otherwise she will cause tearing and damage, in other words she has to stretch herself out.
Part two incoming.
>>25104352
>>25104420
>wife
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>25103296
what the fuck...
that tiny girl can even get the head of that thing in? holy shit. why is the head so much fucking thicker than the rest thats weird
>>25103296
She looks anxious as fuck, could use some noschlick
>>25104641
Women want you to believe that they can constantly take large objects up inside of ther vagina's, then their vagina will automatically snap back into whatever default they choose in an instant. Take a guy who has a penis that has 6 inch girth, and 8 inch length. If a girl was to take that in her on a daily basis for half a year, then the next day she slept with a guy who was 5 inches in girth and 6 inches in length, is that guy going to experience the original tightness? of course not that's perposterous. Vaginas do not contain these magical elements that women want you to believe they do.
The argument they then present in the acknowledgement in that yes, a female has to get used to a larger member but that it gradually goes back to size. This is where it gets tricky, because it is dependant on how much, and how many she is getting inside of her. If a woman uses sex toys, she will eventually get used to smaller and thinner ones, so she has to keep going up in sizes to get to the level that feels good to her. If a woman sleeps around a lot, she may seek men who have bigger and largers members after some time and stick with them.
scratch that, it's gonna be a three parter.
>>25104603
She's a independant womyn that don't need no man.
Also, it is completely normal for your open minded and sexuality liberated family to buy each other sex toys and ask each other why their rooms smell like pussy.
It's 2015.
>when a roastie tries to convince me that virgins don't have tighter pussies
>>25104673
The question is how long does it take to go back to normal, and can it? Well it is dependant on a case by case basis, but it doesn't detract from the fact that yes, women can get stretched out, yes womens vaginas do get damaged from birth in a lot of cases, and yes women have to try to perform excersises and all sorts of voodoo to try to get back to their original tightness.
For you see, if you ever utter that a vagina is nothing but this perfect magical organ that is perfectly replicated amongst females, it devalues not only specific women in the region, but all women as they use it as a tool to get what they want, and if this tool isn't working in the same way it doesn't, then it is a huge threat to them, hence why they will try to shame you in everyway possible, and argue with holes. It is women who reduce themselves to such, and men go along for the ride.
End
>>25104641
>>25104673
>>25104688
Good job anon, you summarized the truth really well, it's almost like a middle ground between both sides
Virgin girls are actually looser since they haven't trained their muscles. But I don't expect r9k manchildren to know that.
>>25104420
I said nothing about caring about her orgasms. Not my concern.
>>25104644
Fuck you robot, alphas do what they want, including your mom, sister and 2d pretend girlfriend.
Kill yourself faggot.
>>25104673
>implying 6 inch girth is big.
>>25103327
Fucking retard. 6 inches girth isn't that big. Put your pointer finger and thumb together, the inner ring is over 6 inches unless your a manlet.
Shut your damn mouth virginfag
>>25104984
>>25105058
same fag lololololol
Is that boxxy? Kinda looks like her.
>>25105058
>inner ring
What the fuck?
>>25105125
it's not and does not look like her
>>25103355
Vaginas are tissue
>>25103327
I'm the same, and pretty sexually experienced.
6" girth is well above average. Some girls will be a little bit uncomfortable, but most will love it. Girls don't care near as much about length as they do about girth. 6" is plenty to give them that stretched out "full" feeling
>>25104558
Most roasties don't know about Kegels.
Even if they did, they're too lazy to do them.
>Proof: Dusty 5 lb dumbells sitting unused in every roastie's bedroom
There is a thread on /gif/ about this
>>>/gif/7825041
No matter how much roasties try to deny it, once you go loose you never go back.
>>25103796
Is there any research to back this up?
People always say kegels will ensure a tight vagina, but I've never seen any proof. I'm not even sure how you'd measure it, how much time it's supposed to take, how much you need to do it etc. It seems like people just bring it up because they like thinking women have control over how tight they are (so they can blame them for being loose).
>>25106777
This nig can't even fill her up lol
If you're under 8 inches might as well become a tranny.
>>25103327
I'm so sorry. Go to r/bigdickproblems for help.
>>25103296
Don't worry they will realize when they will hear the *flap flap*.
>>25106972
>All that female despair and regret
Aww shit I gotta fap now.
>tfw 4 inch penis
>and vagina-stretching fetish (not just "I want big dicks stretching vaginas" but "I want to fish and absolutely fucking destroy that vagina so I can never use it")
thanks for committing (to) suicide, brain.
>>25106824
i'm keking so hard at the fact that your rationalization of how things work comes from watching porn.
>>25106972
This is possibly the toppest kek in history if it's real
>>25107089
Taken from here
http://www.dodsonandross.com/forum/topics/can-large-dildoes-cause-permanenet-vaginal-stretching
>>25107083
Why would I rationalize something that is an absolute fact?
>>25106972
Kek, she got what she asked for
>>25103743
This is the absolute truth and gets less attention than shitposting. Fucking redditors GET OFF THIS BOARD
>>25107111
>mfw the next 4 comments are as follows
>1x butthurt feminist somehow blaming men for this bitch stretching her vag into oblivion
>3x fetishists trying to white knight her
and that's it
>>25106972
literally every woman ever
>wahh i rode the cock carousel for years and did all kinds of ridiculous sexual acts and now chad doesnt want me anymore
she's at the point where beta bux is her only option. stupid roasties
>>25106972
So that's why "once you go black, you never go back" makes sense, huh.
>tfw no virgin to strech an mold her pussy in the form of your dick
>>25107242
>So that's why "once you go black, you never go back" makes sense, huh.
No, that's because of AIDS
>>25107111
haha this fucking site
Question was "what can a man with a small penis do"
>Take the time to learn about female sexual response. Honor the importance of her clitoris. Tell her how much you appreciate her. Pay attention to her likes and dislikes. Be a gentleman with good manners. Most important would be a good provider. And don't forget to have sex toys available next to your bed. C'mon. You can read a million books on this subject.
>be a gentleman
>Most important would be a good provider
>[[use sex toys instead of your dick because fuck you]]
Beta Bux: The Advice
>>25107192
I really really like that picture.
I could not agree with the sentiments more.
>>25106972
This has me wondering. Whats the biggest thing you've seen a roastie put in her? I think I saw a .gif of a wine bottle a while ago.
>>25107560
I googled Veneisse after anon linked that /gif/ thread
She's done wine bottle but also a giant fruit of some kind that is waaaaay thicker than the wine bottle. Then she walks around the park with it inside her (there are other people around). It's on xvideos I think, I already forget. Also once I saw some other girl fuck a traffic cone.
so tl;dr girls can put gigantic fuckhuge things inside them
>>25107322
I have a small dick and get by fine. I can gag my bitch until she has tears in her eyes, she hates anal and says it hurts, and of course there's always her wooden hairbrush, lexan rod, and my leather belt when I need more firepower. The trick is not giving a shit about her orgasms. It's how we both like our sex. Or how I like mine at least. She keeps doing it so I guess she doesn't hate it.
I use a bathmate and get a good 0.33" in girth from it even a few hours later. I bought from dhgate for $15, including shipping from China. No one should pay the full $9001.69 msrp for the real deal.
I used to think I was vanilla and while I'm still not one of those fags dressing up in leather and master this slave that muh dungeonz, but I really enjoy taking the dominant role. I still look back fondly on how she used to proudly show me her bruises. I fought the beta instinct to say sorry that first time and ramped it up from there. I could never go back to a girl who won't let you own her like an animal. It actually sucks because I'm semi orbiting this ultra conservative asexual girl. She talks of female submission but says it stops at subjugation and she'd never be with a man who hits her. We have some sexual tension but she's not worth compromising a professional relationship over. Maybe once I get another job I'll make my move, I don't shit where I eat though.
>>25107322
What else can they do? Small penises are a disappointment to women, dicklets have no choice but to compensate. If they have any conscience at all, they'll understand that women can't know how unfortunate they'll be in bed until they get there, so they'll actively go for lower quality women to balance the relationship from the start.
In the same vein, a woman like >>25106972 could be 10/10 in looks but she's morally obligated to pass over Chad and go for a mediocre looking man in order to balance the relationship once he sees her loose vagina.
>>25107674
>not fucking the most attractive woman you can, including prostitutes if necessary
Low test fuckugly dicklet manlet moralfag detected. Consider sudoku.
>>25107560
An horse dragon dildo in her vagina and some street cone look-alike in an ass on /gif/.
>>25103673
Uses cap from fave manga
Actually, i am , impressed!
>>25107674
Women are subhuman, they should count themselves lucky I'll even look in their direction. Yes I'm a narcissist, but it doesn't help when I'm at least 10x better than every woman I've seen. Are there better men? Maybe, I don't care because I'm not trying to fuck them. I can be competitive, but usually I want something and get it. I don't see men except as obstacles.
The point of all this rambling is I'm not settling when comparatively speaking I'm a God. Does Achilles deserve any less just because of his ankle?
>>25103296
Why would you announce to the world that your parents got you a giant dildo and that you play with yourself? I don't understand it.
>>25107928
>>25107732
If you're comfortable with the instinctive disappointment women will feel upon experiencing your dick, that's fine. Some men don't mind being terrible in bed because they've convinced themselves it's more alpha to not pleasure a woman. Just don't be surprised when you get cucked by someone who can satisfy her.
>>25108082
I'm not the small dick anon you were replying to, captain manlet. Has your PUA fedora acquired a lot of sex for you? :^)
Nobody here fucking cares, faggot, none of us are getting laid. If you are, leave. There are entire reddits dedicated to your shit, try /r/redpill
>>25108082
How do you get cucked when you fuck and chuck? At most I'll fwb. When you don't care about women you don't care about disappointing them. I'm sure they're more disappointed when I don't return their calls than anything in my pants. I wear Christian Andrew faggot underwear so I look hung up to the second I take them off.
>>25106972
MOAR!!!!!!
> Please?
>>25108118
Did you miss all the self improvement and mgtow threads here? Or did you think this was wizardchan? This is a board for autists, not incels.
>>25108383
I love this shit. Vaginal rejuvenation isn't a bad idea in that case. At least roasties are just gross. A cavernous gash can't even get a guy off with the lights out. Of course rejuvenation is a lot more complicated than simply snipping off the labia minora and clitoris.
>>25107672
Want to tell me more about this bathmate and dhgate?
>>25104007
Yes but contrary to the belief of /r9k/ it takes more than fucking 2 or 3 previous sexual partners for it to happen.
>>25104440
Sup bro I'm 7x5
P-Pussy has that strong of a smell?
>>25107672
you bough a bathmate from a chinese knockoff site? Lucky your penis didn't explode
>>25103355
>I don't know about connective tissues and muscle tissues.
The butt has pelvic floor muscles that allow you contract your anus. That doesn't mean your ass wont be loose when you shove a 90 inch diameter dick in your ass.
I see this bullshit get spit out a lot on tumblr , reddit, lolcow
>>25106972
Imagine me screaming LEL the same way you imagine robots screaming Ree
>>25103673
Since boobs are bags of sand, why can't vags be made of rubber?
5.10 inchs long, 7.5 in grith. At least jerking off is fun.
>>25108612
I just go to dhgate or aliexpress and search for generic phrases like water penis, water sex, penis water, whatever. Everything posted has a shit load of tags so you'll find it. Then I look at the cheapest listing with picture of a bathmate. Check shipping carefully. Ems is expensive as fuck so do epacket or similar, it takes forever though. When it came it came in bathmate packaging and everything, I'd swear it's the exact product the real company sells. No Engrish in the product, just the listing.
I trim with a norelco bodygroom pro. That thing is shit and I can't recommend it btw. Any set of clippers will work. Then while showering I pump about 10 minutes. It really works, but I don't know if it's permanent yet. They say over time your gains 'cement', but it's just routine now. It might go down but I'm definitely thicker ewenethe next day. I also got a traction device like size genetics but I haven't used it. Maybe one day. I think I paid $11 for it. It sounds like more work than bathmate which is why it's sat in its box all these months.
>>25107560
I saw a bunch of miniature basketballs popping out of a vagina once in a gif or a webm. I wish I had that right now...
>>25103296
I'm surprised this isn't one of those hmmmmm threads.
>implying that's not going up her butt and she uses her finger on her vag.
>>25108966
It's a plastic tube with one way valve and a rubber bit on one end. I don't see how it could do any damage outside of misuse. Due to nature of its construction you can't pump any further after a point. Just take it slow first few times if you're concerned.
>>25109220
That's worse. Butts are supposed to be tight and hurt her.
>>25104253
Pic is about you, roastie. Keep up the fight sistah, your tears are delicious.
>>25103296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
:) :D
I shit out my ass every fucking day. Is it getting wider every time? Nope.
>>25109312
>anything is "supposed to" hurt her during sex
no... no. if she's actually turned on by you and you do it right, neither vaginal nor anal sex will hurt a healthy, aroused and well-prepared person. nothing is "supposed to" hurt you fucking virgin.
>>25103431
I think you're the uninformed one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Episiotomy
You can thank me later.
>>25103296
>women wonder why guys can't satisfy them
This isn't even true. Every Stacy has a Chad who will make her orgasmunless she's one of those girls who just has never had one before
>>25103296
Damn OP's pic is hot.
>>25109374
My son was born 2 years ago, wife had no episiotomy, and she's as tight today as before we got married. It was a little looser for a couple months. Also, she's 40, so her elasticity isn't like when she was young and it still came back to normal. Not sure what the roastie excuse is anymore, all it takes is some kegels.
>my vagina is only 3 inches deep because of endometriosis complications
>can't even shlick without being in pain
I don't know if I should be happy I'll never be a roastie or kill myself because I'll never get anyone off.
Am I the only one whose going to question why her parents bought her a dildo?
>>25109351
It would if you started shoving larger and larger dildos up it until turds would just fall out of your ass at random
>>25109489
That's because it was cut and then sewn back together. If it were ripped and sewn back, it wouldn't heal as quickly and would leave a larger scar.
If it were stretched large over time it wouldn't be able to be sewn together and it wouldn't simply shrink.
>>25109492
I would rather have a pure gf (or wife) that I can't have vagina sex with than one who is a slut with a 5" in diameter black hole of a vag.
However you should go find a guy with a micropenis and make his life worth living.
>>25109492
Seems like you need to find someone with a micropenis. You could make them very happy.
>>25109489
>has wife
>comes here
Is your marriage okay? I don't think it is...
Just make a rule, if your women is too lose to get you off, then she is required to finish you off with oral.
>>25103841
Thats a big vagina
>women will stretch out their vaginas to cavernous proportions
>stretch out their vaginas to cavernous proportions
>vaginas to cavernous proportions
>cavernous proportions
>cavernous
>giving the impression of vast, dark depths.
lol'd too hard at this
>>25107674
>What else can they do?
Stay out of the dating pool, and by extension, the gene pool.
It's the only decent thing to do.
>>25109492
>implying my dick is longer than 2 inches
are you in NA?
>>25109440
Does she have any more pics?
>>25106777
>tfw will jack off into a vagina
roasties here i come
>>25103841
That is disgusting
>>25103355
The vaginal canal isn't a typical muscle. Think of it like an accordion.
Like lifting weights, over times the vagina becomes capable of handling larger objects. The accordion gets stretched out more and more. The vaginal muscle can never go back to its original shape, the best you can do is exercise the muscles that surround the vaginal canal to simulate tightness, but the actual vaginal canal once stretched is that way permanently.
Think of a plastic bag inside a sock that your hands are gripping. The plastic bag is the vaginal canal, the sock is the vaginal walls, and the hands are the pelvic floor muscles. Kegels can only work on the 3rd layer, the pelvic floor muscles. Once the baggy and the sock are stretched out they are stretched out. Once you have a kid they are blown the fuck out.
See africans with lip disks or roastie hipsters with ear gauges.
>>25104253
>using virgin as an insult
Typical roastie
>>25109874
on r9k, baka normies when will they learn
>>25109641
I can't into webms atm so I made this
>>25108118
and there is also wizardchan, fuckface
>>25103296
My friends bro couldent get his dick into his gf before.
i think what you're saying is correct anon.
girls don't want to admit that their pussy gets loose.
>>25103296
My mother has had 4 children and it's still pretty tight when I fuck her desu senpai.
Daily reminder to not believe the roasties lies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
>>25106972
I find this strangely arousing
>>25109973
Ask ANYONE who has fucked a virgin and a roastie with kids what they think about vaginal tightness.
>>25109996
Bob Dylan blown the fuck out
>>25109363
Spoken like a real virgin, kek. I bet you even want to eat girls out.
>>25109492
That's why God gave you a mouth and butthole. This is actually a blessing. The vagina is the worst part of a woman's body.
>>25105085
Replying to different posts. So what?
Fuck off autist tardfag.
>>25106972
i've never before been grateful that my masturbation addiction was extreme vibration direct on the clit instead of object penetration
>>25104440
I know that feel. I wish I was at least five inches in girth or my head wasn't so small.
>>25103355
>Not knowing the difference between skeletal muscle and smooth muscle.
