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You're walking through the park with your new found qt Japanese gf who likes you for who you are in the inside. A Chad comes nearby.
>Ay Yo girl watchu b doin wit dat beta loser, com to mai crib so I show yu a tru man.
ANON, WHAT DO YOU SAY
Welp, cya! have a good night!
>leaving the house
get out normie
Fuck off nigger
>then probably get shot
>>25103069
Nothing, I walk off with my arm around gf's shoulder.
According to 4chan, gangsta niggas now like Nippon kawaii girls.
How deluded are you?
>>25103069
*Teleports behind him*
Tch nothing personal kid.
*slices him in half with the blade of masakado*
What?
50 cent would never do that shit. He's got two kids and bitches.
>>25103499
>that imageI get it.
>your face when 50 Cent actively hates one of his sons and publicly insults/trashes him whenever he can
He might hate however many kids he has, no idea.
Honestly I'd probably go full fanboy and ask 50 cent for an autograph
"well, aren't you going to go with him? you need to be with a real man"
>>25103499
nice pic and dubs. saved.
Also I agree 50 cent seems like a cool dude.
>>Ay Yo girl watchu b doin wit dat beta loser, com to mai crib so I show yu a tru man.
>ANON, WHAT DO YOU SAY
"you want to die, nigger? I got nothing to lose."
>>25103709
Ghetto blacks always want to die, that's why they constantly put themselves in extremely dangerous situations. Life is like grand theft auto to them, and the R strategy is to reproduce early and die early. No point in living a long time.
>>25103069
>using steroids to achieve an unsustainable physique
>tfw 6'4"
>never have to worry about this
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>25103069
Straight up ignore him, and presumably my gf would do the same
>>25103069
>Implying I wouldn't be more excited to see fitty than her
Dude's fucking hilarious
>>25103386
*watching from a distance
"Heh"
*nods in respect while walking away, trenchcoat flowing behind me*
>>25103879
>im rich
Lol not any more family
>>25104417
He's still rich as fuck senpai
Declaring bankruptcy doesn't mean what you think it does
>>25103835
ebin height may-may anon, you're definetely not a soft-muscled obese man who can't fight for shit
50 cent of my idol so I would let him out of respect
id let fifty hit and then drink some henessy with him and Mobb Deep
>>25103069
you got a condom in your head
>>25103069
*Tyrone
r;ewlip
lol "beta" is too complex of a word to be in the nigger vocabulary
>>25104417
sure looks broke to me
>>25103069
i'd say
t Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren. Luke doesn't say anything and has 30 seconds of screentime. Kylo Ren survives the explosion at the end, leaving it set up for him to be the villain in the next movie.
Cool, you're that rapper guy, snoop-dog, yea? Here, let my GF take a picture of us. What gang sign should I flash in the pic, CoolJ?
Nice, nice - thanks, have a great night!
*shakes head* What a nice, approachable man.
>>25103882
>>25103386
*Unzips cargo shorts*
>>25103217
Damn right you gonna get shot whiteboi
>he thinks I haven't been training all this time
>he thinks i'm a white beta bitch boi
>he doesn't know i'm going to enter the UFC next year
>>25103069
Let him have her. I clearly can't compete.
>>25106129
sure, man.
>>25103386
personell*
>>25106129
Yeah, and I can box with heavyweight champions and win
Amount of whitebois who lie this hard is funny
Id say you listen here nigger your wide nose is taking up all the air. Pull up your pants and go back to your "crib" and make some cornbread flavor kool aids.....and then i wake up
>>25106484
It literally doesn't matter how much you train to fight, you are most likely under 6'0 so I can beat the shit out of you without even trying because I'm 6'5
I'd tell him to fuck of or i'll beat the shit out of him.
I carry a knife, but i'd only use that if I thought he was gonna kill me
I then proceed to CQC his shit
Pull out the 9 and unload on him for trying to start shit in my hood and trying to take my wench.
It'll be like a Big L song.
Maybe I....
...zuck ya dick...
>>25103882
*stare into the sky, my fedora protecting me from the sun*
"Arigato, sensei."
*go home with gf on tandem bike*
>>25103069
I would say "fuck of you stupid ass nigger" and then I die. I just couldn't let such a thing slide.
>Remove my CZ P-07 from it's holster
>attach my suppressor
>kill nigger
>kill gf
>shove dick into bullet holes
>spice off gfs face
>staple it to fifty pennies face
>bring him home
>surgically remove dick and create vag
>fuck until policd come
>throw on my steel plate armor and grab my CZ 805 Bren S1
>have fifty's face attached over mine with GF's face on top of that
>go down in a hail of gunfire
>leave sinks on
>>25103386
>>25103882
>Physically cringing
>>25106833
>being so autistic that he dosent recognize satire
>>25106833
you're either really autistic that you can't see a joke or reddit, most likely both
Would probably say: "Fuck off"
