>tfw dad thinks I have a girlfriend now because he found my crossdressing clothes
>"I'm so happy for you, anon. You should bring your girlfriend to dinner some time, you don't need to hide her from me heh."
>tfw he seems so proud of me for finally getting a girlfriend
I can't deal with this feel. Should I tell him the truth or just continue going along with his misinterpretation?
>>25102981
Tell him the truth then suck his dick.
Don't tell
Just make some excuse why she dumped you
>not employed or something and try act sad for a while
>>25102981
Your dad knows. He's lying to himself to cope with the truth. He's probably already drinking as we speak.
tell him you two broke up
but if he finds your clothes again you're fucked
>>25103016
L-Lewd...
>>25103026
That's not a bad idea.
>>25103096
Pls no. I don't want to make people sad, I just wanted to masturbate while wearing cute girl clothes.
>>25103123
post pics, so we can masturbate while you wear cute girl cloths
>>25102981
easy mate, when you do crossdressing you should get tortured to death anyway,
just fuck off and finally kill yourself.
and if this thread isnt serious it doesnt change the fact that i fucked the mother and the father of the op in the ass.
>>25102981
Tell your dad you just broke up
>>25102981
pretend it was a whore who came over and you paid her for her clothes
I mean
He gets disappointed but it's awkward enough for him to not suspect a different story
>>25103016
you have to do this op
Just hire an escort, bring her to dinner, then keep up the ruse for a couple of weeks by going out to "meet" your gf, then say you guys broke up.
Simple.
>>25102981
...don't. Just say you broke up or something if he ever mentions it again. Say you asked her to dinner with the pops and she began getting cold feet about commitment or summat.
Then either throw away or hide your clothes REALLY well. Anon, I'm sorry, but imagine what your dad did when finding those clothes. He probably got giddy with excitement, letting out loud a "yes! He's finally found a sweet girl for himself!"
Don't ruin things. Just...let him have this.
>>25102981
Pay a girl to pretend to be your girlfriend. Getting a good looking prostitute should be easier.
>>25102981
l
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be a good slut and suck his dick
>>25102981
It's obvious, just pretend to be your own girlfriend.
Dad, I have something to confess to you. I hope you wont look down on me, or tell mom about this, because I know it would hurt her even more. I actually don't know who those clothes belong to, i've been sleeping with way too many girls to keep track of it.
Tell him that
A: women are fucking retarded, not worth dating
B: Why the fuck were you going through muh shit
>>25103414
holy fuck this image is so comfy
I like to imagine he's taking a train to a distant land where he's got a job and apartment lined up, and he's going to start a strange but exciting new life.
>>25103451
This.
What could possibly go wrong?
>>25104775
wait a few weeks and tell him you caught her cheating and dumped her
maybe he'll think you're an alpha
>>25102981
post a pic dressed up
That sucks, OP. I found my little brother's crossdressing shit when I lived with my parents. Don't do anything like hit on your dad, just lie and say it was some random girl you fucked. You can always tell your pops later in life if you're full-on gay when you settle down and are in a better state of mind.
>>25105286
did you confront your brother?
>>25105355
I sucked him off, if that's what you mea.
>>25105379
shouldn't you have made him suck your dick? das gay mayne
>>25105355
Yeah, I told him straight up I knew what he was into and that he was gay. I'm actually the only one who knows he's gay in our family, so we're really close.
>>25105379
Not this close, but he has gotten feely with me when drunk before. Bit awkward desu.
>almost 2016
>being a degenerate
Consider suicide senpai.
>>25102981
Anon :(
You should hide your clothes somewhere he couldn't find them and say you guys broke up.
>>25103545
Fucking kek.
Originalblox
>>25103383
I recommend doing this. It's the best option
>>25102981
Go along with it, then say you broke up and that she doesn't even wan't her stuff back nor does she wan't wanthing to do with you.
>>25105445
Anon, I can't believe you can act in such a way when you clearly know what year it is.
>>25103451
>>25104775
Yeah, op. Pretend your life is a 90's sitcom. Say that you're bringing a girl to dinner, then excuse yourself every time they want to talk to your gf, who is really you dressed up. Then when they want to talk to you, excuse yourself as the gf and take off the girl shit and come back as yourself.
Hire the most ghetto, drug addicted negro tranny street whore you can find
One dinner will be enough
Dad will either pay you to "dump" her or never mention "her" again
Bonus points if she is over 6'5"
