Listen up and listen good. I want a gf. I want one provided for me. I don't want any trouble but if there's any funny business we're gonna have a problem. Got it?
You don't want a gf you just want sex
The idea of romance has been seeded in your mind since birth by mass media to turn you into a mindless drone consumer
Thanks merchant
>>25102895
Sure thing but heads up bro she's a fucking slut
>>25102895
>tfw no original gf
>tfw cuddling 4chan gf
>>25102895
JUST PUT A GF IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT
>>25103042
Here you go.
You saved yourself a 1,000 shekels