>>25102775
I like penises

>>25102775
Well I work part time at UPS, I like the beach and mountains, for fun I usually just grab a drink with coworkers, and I like almost every kind of movie, what about yourself cutie?

I'm a 24 year old college drop out whose never been with a woman. I have no friends or hobbies and spend my time either working, at the gym, or at home jerking off. I also play a lot of video games and like movies.

I also have a lot of emotional baggage from being alone for so long.

Gotta go.

Oh hey, didn't see you there! You want to know about me? No problem!
Well, where do I start? Oh yes, at the core of my very being dwells the hatred for your kind, for all females, without exeption! "Why?", you might ask.
You see, I project my soulcrushing loneliness onto the people I desire. Since I'm a hetero-sexual male, I desire you; women.
Any questions? No? Well, it was nice talking to you, love. Please go end your life now, you worthless roastie.

Aye. Well, I came to this country well nigh on 20 year ago. Been married a few times, but it never lasted. My love for the sea has always been stronger than any matrimonial bonds, I believe.

My last wife, God love her, died in my arms. Cancer. And, when I lost my leg, the Merchant Marines gave me a pension. So, I sold what I had and moved to the lighthouse, over yonder.

Now, I just mostly sit and watch the horizon, sip my corn, maybe have a good smoke, and think about the times that were.

And how about you, my young lass? Have you had your eye on any particular young man as of late?