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>"IM ONE OF YOU!!!"

lmao
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>>25102606

he looks so happy. that newfag can drown in it.
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Could just be a friend. It would be hilarious if she weren't though, I love it when people robots look up to turn out to be socially capable people.
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You are supposed to feel good for Eggy, he is the man

Big bully~~~
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Pretty sure he fucked that chick
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>>25102606
that's a happy pic
i'm kinda happy for him
considering
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Getting framed for multiple homicide is probably the best thing that could have happened to Egg's chances at pussy.
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>>25102636
It's well known that Eggman is not a virgin and generally does not have trouble talking to other people.
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What did Eggman major in?
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>>25104824
womens studies

phd in fucking damaged tumblrinas with piercings
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I'm happy for him

I'm happy for every robot that manages to leave this godforsaken mire of suffering and hopelessness
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>>25102606

Eggman was never a robot. A failure, yes. Ugly, yes. But ugly and a failure a robot does not make.
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>>25104953
>"ugly" guy who gains an internet following through persistent attentionwhoring
>robot

That anybody ever thought he was one of us is so retarded. It's like thinking Vanessa Hudgins was an innocent virgin just because she played one in her tv show.
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>>25102606
>wagies will defend Eggman
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>>25102606
still shitting around with old memes
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>>25105008

Eggman is pretty fucking ugly. You don't need the quotes. Even though eggman is a normie I still enjoyed Black Pill. Normie doesn't mean he can't speak the truth.
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this just proves women are disgusting degenerates who will sleep with anyone popular even if he's popular for being an ugly egg man virgin now we don't even have him anymore

why do women have to take away everything we enjoy why cant we have a emperor wizard immune to them
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>>25105071
You can't even be a normie when you're that ugly. His attractiveness is so far on the left side of the bell curve that he can't be "normal".

Basically to qualify as a robot you need the right amount of combination of autism and ugliness. If you're handsome you need to be REALLY autistic/socially anxious, and if you're socially competent you need to be REALLY ugly (aka Eggman) to quality.
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>>25105200

Eggman is a normie because he had sex. You cannot be a robot and a non-virgin. Maybe he's a cyborg or some shit. There's really nothing to qualify eggman as a non-normie other than being ugly. He's socially capable, works, and had a gf.
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>>25105243
Did he actually have a gf? I don't believe it
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>>25105071
>>25105200
>>25102606
Eggman introduced misogyny on r9k.
Before Eggman, r9k was like tumblr.
He black pilled everyone into hating women.
Eggman showed robots how bad women really are.
If not for eggman wizchan wouldn't even exist.
He is the original robot.
Eggman invented misogyny on r9k.
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>>25105393
No he didnt you newfag
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>>25105590
yes he did, everyone who watched black pill knows it, misogyny came to r9k thanks to eggman, he's most misogynistic robot
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>>25105689
People have talked shit about women in 2013, search the archives nigger
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>>25105789
Meant to say 2012 but the fact still stands
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>>25105789
>>25105833
eggman wasn't using his trip all the time but he was the one who trended misogyny and women hate
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>>25105393
>Eggman introduced misogyny on r9k.
Are you retarded
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>>25105393
Are you fucking retarded? There was Ricky, there was Eeyore,

there were still people before that

r9k has shit on women since 2011
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>>25102606
Eggman may be ugly but he is extremely well spoken and articulate. This adds +4 points to his attractiveness for women.

He's not a fucking robot.
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>>25102662
Stupid little girl. Eggy is a fool
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>>25106489
they aren't as relevant as eggman
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don't forget that he shot up that place
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>>25102606
lol this man shoot a school
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I thought he killed himself
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i like /r9k's memes and comedy but eggman took it too far when he shot up that school.

yah call me a normie or what have you

but eggman is evil
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>>25107474

And he got off somehow. Eggman is a criminal genius!
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>>25107284
>>25107403
>>25107474
same poster
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>>25106745
He's universally ugly. Nobody on this Earth will ever find that mug of his attractive. His voice adds nothing
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>>25107596
and yet hes fucked 4 women. retard
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>>25105393
This has to b8.
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>>25102636
>has a normie job
>drives hours to some random person just like that
>goes into hotel just like that
the dude is a fully capable normie, it's nothing special at all.
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>>25107777
quads confirm eggman is getting laid
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>>25107670
lol fuck off eggman you liar.
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>>25107840
He's had sex with multiple women m8.
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>>25107893
By whose admission? His own?
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>>25107893
posters can lie about having sex

hell look at /pol/
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>>25107952
Yes.

>>25107970
>admits to having sex multiple times
>talks abut crazy ex gf
>has pics with women, has a gf currently
Stop denying reality m8.
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>>25106489
I don't even know who those fags are, at least eggman is misogynistic and well known, his misogyny and woman hate is what r9k is all about
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>>25108024
kill yourself you stupid newfag egghead.
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>>25102606
it's funny how jealous robots can be only because eggman achieved top rank as loner and woman hater, keep up eggy you are the true robot
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>>25108076
>>>>>reddit
go protect women there
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>>25108101
I'm not the one who blew all my gas station money on flying to see femanons and get my dick wet.
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>>25102606
>even eggman is getting pussy and you aren't
There's literally no reason to be alive right now.
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>>25104824

phd in genetics
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Autism is a hell of a drug to be quite sincere my acquaintances
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>>25108463
please notice me, black pill 2 when sensei? please come back to r9k, there's no misogyny without you around
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>>25108463
What are you doing on r9k Eggman? Get out quick before this poisonous atmosphere swallows you whole!
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>>25102606
Sipping bottled water in the bathtub.
Patrician as fuck.
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>>25108463
Notice me eggman-senpai
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>>25108463
you are virgin right master? those are all lies right?
please tell me you are virgin and they are just framing you, you brought the misogyny to us
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>>25102636
>Could just be a friend
Would also be proof he's not one of us, if he's comfortable having quirky fun with some presumably attractive female.
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>>25109023
Is he a misogynist if he works two full-time minimum wage jobs to support a girl he knows is cucking him?
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>>25102606
Thanks OP, another pic for my collection :^)
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>>25108262

Yeah it makes me feel even worse now.
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>>25109758
Missing this one?
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>>25102606
When a leader betray their people there's no other choice but capital punishment. The Eggman hunting season begun!
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>>25109758
Please commence dump.
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>>25102606
>tfw gave Eggy money for his birthday
I love that man
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>>25109981
eggman was never a leader you retarded newfag shit-tier pleb
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>>25105393
Fuck off Eggman (and obviously this wasn't an original comment)
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>>25102636
Eggman is 6'1/186 cm. He was never robot material to begin with.
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he's just funny looking. he's not a freak or anything.
he could possibly make charming impressions on people if he didn't hate himself so much for being a stupid faggot.

desu egg is just entitled.
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>>25108024
>Ricky
>Eeyore
>I don't even know who those fags are

Anon, what are you doing with your nolife, Anon you're missing out on Great Justice.

Ricky !aZkBiDudVc is a legend amongst shitposters. Pic related is one of the blessings his deranged mind inflicted upon our disturbed minds.

> Eeyore on the other hand is just another Swami or KoreanPotatoSoftcore in a sea of Tripfags, you're not missing on anything.
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>>25110884
please leave ricky
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>>25110884
Not all who wander are losers
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>>25102636
>r9k 'looking up' to eggman
No. Actual robots dislike him because he's a failed normie.
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>>25111010
>not being a failed normie
lmao? what are you doing on this board then
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>>25110942
>Not all who wander are losers

You're gonna carry that weight.
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>>25111177
I think the whole "failed normie" vs "robot" debate is a bunch of nonsense.
To take pride in willfully making the least of yourself is something I don't support, which is why I will soon be releasing the White Pill that will facilitate deep soul searching and self-realization.
After the White Pill is released, I will show robots the true path to success and power through our strengthened anti-social tendencies.
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>>25111328
You sound like a self help scammer peddling his book.
Fuck off normie.
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>>25111328

>White Pill

Fuck off normie. The black pill is the only path in a robot's life.
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>>25111328
>eggman responded to me
I feel blessed
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Here I thought that the sticky meant shitposting would stop die eggshit and die normies
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>>25111328
Nobody cares you stupid normie.
>wastes money on women
>begs /r9k/ for money
I hope you get run over by a truck.
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>>25111328
>After the White Pill is released, I will show robots the true path to success and power through our strengthened anti-social tendencies.
but eggman you are a weak failure? fucking idiot.
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>>25111450
Eggman has never spent a day inside a ward or been baker-acted
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>>25111476
not sure what your point is?
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>>25111328
Shut the fuck up and leave Eggman, no one should listen to the babble you produce. You constantly change reverse all of your views based on any tiny experience that goes on in your life. Then you come around r9k and expect anyone else to pay attention to what you preach?
I suppose i recognise that you're at least trying to help above jus b urself, but at least get your own thoughts in shape before trying to influence robots
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>>25111535
he's normal, common, not a robot. Put your trip back on when you reply to me bitchboy.
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>>25111328
>To take pride in willfully making the least of yourself is something I don't support
If I wanted to know what your gf taught you to think I'd watch her video.
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>>25111582
I really don't understand.
You think I'm eggman??
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>>25111328
Fucking dumb normie, fuck off and go eat your gf out stupid bitch.
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>>25111428
eggman's begging gets rewarded with attention, pussy, and money so why should he quit doing it? at least we get to watch the train wreck that is his life. he really is retarded but he has a few enlightened moments
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>>25102636
She's not.
She's the girl eggman cheated on me with.


I'm glad he's suffering right now.
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>>25111695

>mfw eggman gets fired from one of his jobs
>Mfw his life collapses again and he switches back to black pill eggman

Also, where's the resolve?

Life doing good -> Everyone has potential guys :). We're all gonna make it
Life doing bad -> IT'S ALL GENETICS. FUCKING LIFE IS A LOTTERY AND WE DIDN'T WIN. JUST
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>>25111728
Does eggman have an STD he got from a whore? Also are you glad eggman is living with a slutty fangirl he met on 4chan?
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>>25111328
fuck off you were never a mascot for r9k
you're a shit-tier normie poster
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>>25111728
You must have really loved Eggy. I'm sorry he broke your heart, Anon.
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>>25111328
I always knew you were a normie.
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>>25108463
Can I add you on skype? Please ;_;
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>>25111805
Yeah you can see a herpes cold sore in his begging for money video.
hope he gets aids the stupid normie
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>>25102606
Acnekun wont betray us right?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
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>>25112162
Andreas was never a robot. He came here once or twice, and it was only to observe. Andreas is too good to frequent this shithole. He is too pure of heart.
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>>25111328
Pretentious. You're making a fool of yourself.
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>>25112719
he such delusions of grandeur
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