I'm going to use up all my life energy until my heart stops beating. Didn't sleep for almost 40 hours now and jerked off at least 30 times since then, my dick is sore and gettin an erection is difficult now.
Have to masturbatre with semi-hardons and mixing up 3DPD porn with hentai and eroge. Also after like 6th fap the cum stopped coming out since I used it all up, there is no more.
I'm so tired I can barely walk, I wonder how much time do I have until I die, hopefully I will have time to put my dick inside my pants before I lose consciousness. I don't want to be found with my penis outside.
>>25102356
being caught with your pants down will be less embarassing than the hours of hentai on your computer
>>25102356
>30 times
>in 40 hours
I don't believe you.
>>25102356
You're just gonna pass out and wake up about 20 hours later
>>25102356
What the fuck makes you wanna kill yourself, man.
Your fucking retarded just jump off a building
the longest non drugged record of no sleep is 11 days straight and he lived. You'll be passing out before that
>>25102356
That is a remarkably ineffective way of committing suicide, at the very least you'll pass out from exhaustion. When you wake up you'll realize what a worthless piece of shit you are and you might actually kill yourself.
>>25102557
Why not? A kid died from doing it 42 times in a row in Brazil or something
>>25102661
>you'll pass out from exhaustion
People die from stress every day.
>>25102762
that's long term stress
>>25102786
>/r9k/
>doesn't suffer long term stress
>>25102356
suicide by coolidge effect
>>25102530
Kek
Underrated post
>>25102356
Go to sleep near the edge of a tall building. You may fall off in your sleep.
Absolute Madman: The Thread
>>25102786
this. Faggots here don't have high blood pressure or heart problems from the extremely high-strung environments that yield mortality from stress alone. Video games all day and masterbating is just not suicide, its just carrying on with your sad life.
