>Be Fedex driver
>Delivering to senile old boomer
>Knock on the door
>"Who on Earth is it?"
>"Hi, It's fedex, I have a parcel for you"
>"I haven't ordered anything" (this part is very common)
>"I have a parcel for Mrs XXX at YYY address, have I got the right house?"
>"That's me, but I haven't ordered anything... oh actually I think I might have"
>"Do you have any ID?"
>Give her my lanyard
>"Right, I'm taking this as punishment, you shouldn't be so damn rude you bloody teenager"
Boomers should be systematically executed, and organs harvested for needy younger people on organ waiting lists.
Have fun with failing 70 year old organs on a 20 year old body dumbass, it's the other way around.
Alsowagecuck
This one is easy.
If you encounter one of these, just be extra polite.
>she keeps your lanyard
shoulda called the cops on her ass, had them tackle her
>>25100368
>I'm taking your lanyard as punishment
That's so fucking stupid I almost believe a boomer would do it.
>The world doesn't owe you anything. Stop being so entitled.
>What are you doing to make the world a better place?
>letting some old cunt take your shit
beta af t.b.h. f.a.m.
top kek.
originale commentu.
>>25101028
>>Reddit is back that way, newfag
HEY FEDEX FAGGOT, EXPLAIN THIS:
I ordered computer for next semester. Aafes said it would be here in 3-8 days.
My pc is stuck in fuxking Georgia right now. According to the tracking info it won't move until Tuesday and even then it'll only be going to a different location in Georgia.
I'm in comifornia and 100% mad
I ordered the pc last Tuesday
>>25102102
OP here, a few things you should note
>Don't expect stuff to be on time in December for god's sake
>Don't use Fedex if you can help it
Also as a general note, don't let your dog hassle the driver, or you'll find a lot of 'sorry we missed you' notes when you take the day off to wait for us, word gets around.
