Let's hear em boys. fresh from last night
>must've been around 2AM or so
>gotta get on the next tram as quickly as possible
>take stairs down into subway track a little off from the main entry
>girl is maybe 40 feet in front of me
>start progressively walking faster to get to the tram
>she hears my footsteps and starts walking faster in her high heels
>I notice this and speed up as well
>she looks over her shoulder, puts her phone in her purse and starts speeding up frantically again
>I just start fucking BOLTING it towards her
>she hears and starts screaming
>I finally catch up to her and tell boo and run past her to the stop a bit up ahead
>she was crying
fucking normies lyl
>on bus
>full of filthy normies
>pull out my crunchy M&M's
>eat them as loud as possible
>crunch crunch crunch
>Normie's look at me
>give them smug look
>pic related
>Normie's triggered by m&m's
Fuck you normalfags
>>25100324
Forgot to add pic sorry familia
>>25100324
>confident enough to make eye contact
>is a robot
Pick one
>>25100324
>fart on a really crowded bus
>normies are all complaining of about the smell
> blame fat Mexican guy next to me
>have to bit my tongue and cover my face so they don't see me laughing or smiling
>>25100414
Nice one m80
>at 90 something year old grandmother's house helping lift boxes up a flight of stairs
>neet uncle in his 50s didn't have time for it
>feel resentful about him not doing anything when his most stressful activity was sitting at a hotel desk and smoking weed
>notice he has a plate with tootsie rolls
>eat every last one of them and carefully rewrap the wrappers to look like they are untouched at a glance
>buy bags of crickets at pet shop or mealworms from amazon
>go to local fast food place
>covertly spill the insects all over the bathroom and booths
>mfw place gets shut down and wagekeks all fired
>KFC runs a promotion if you do shitty survey you get free food
>Writes random assortment of numbers on receipt
>Go to register
>Free food
>>25100048
lmfao I gotta do this at some point
>go into movie theater as soon as it opens
>spend the whole day spoiling Star Wars to normies
>mfw
day 1
>3am
>find an unsecured ip camera with a speaker in a kids room. Two young boys about 6 or 7.
>play creepy laughing for about 15 min
>kids slowly flip the fuck out, freak out on each other, then run out to wake up parents
>dad look around in room, nothing there.
>dad return to bed.
>play spooky sounds again
>kids flip shit, wake up parents again
>let out a sigh over the speaker right before he enters the room
>guy gets spooked, both parents search the room extensively
>eventually go to bed, mother sleeps in room
>call it a night, i decide to bring out the long troll
day 2
>8pm
>return of the spooky laughing, friend is with me getting in on the lulz
>kids are not asleep yet, just playing in room
>[spooky laughing intensifies]
>kids run out crying
>an hour passes
>dad is putting kids to bed
>rants for 30 min about how there is nothing in the room, its just water pipes, its your toys low on batteries, noises outside the house
>he turns lights off and sits at the foot of the bed facing away from the camera
>wait about 3 or 4 minutes
>*quiet zombie moan into mic*
>whatthefuck.jpg, dad 180's and flips shit
>me and friend are in absolute tears
>turns on light, searching all over room
>mom joins in on the fun
>call it a night, the nightmares will ensue, mom will think they're all nuts
day 3
>actually a few days later, had to let it slow cook for maximum flavor.
>play bear growling sounds
>the terror it brings brings tears to my eye
>dad is furious that he can't figure it out
>call it a night
No day 4 sadly, either the camera was taken out or the ip changed. Still, my work was done.
>>25100754
you didn't get escorted out by security?
