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Imagine how amazing having a sister must be.
I bet none of you anons with sisters have one as beautiful as this girl.
http://xhamster.com/movies/5459340/not_brother_hurry_up_to_cum.html
People have told me my sister is a 9/10. I'd agree that she is attractive.
Too bad she is a narcissistic, manipulative, compulsively lying bitch. Still surprised I don't completely hate women after living with her for so long.
I hate having sisters
Being an uncle is the ultimate cuck
Need to watch kids but get no sex
>>25100028
>ywn gag yourself with your qt big sister's dirty panties and socks
This shit gets me so hard, but the idea of fucking my actual sister grosses me out
>>25100028
>having no sister
It must suck,
my sis and I are super close, we hang out and make memes, we even have a shared rare pepe collection (over 5000 pepes).
we're separated by about a year, I can't imagine growing up without her.
>>25100111
Fuck her hard dude. You know she wants it.
>>25100323
But I fucking hate her, dude.
>>25100378
That doesn't change how hot she is, she needs dick and wants to be hatefucked.
Also post pics.
>>25100028
nice vid
Sisters are different from how you seem to think anon. Its like being next to a woman who is attractive by all means, but then having none of the thoughts you normally would about that girl.
My girlfriend looks fairly similar to my oldest sister, except blond and blue eyed instead of brown. Even has a similar attitude, etc. However I think no thoughts of attraction toward either of my sisters. They are just there.
People who don't have sisters and have an incest fetish just don't understand how that barely ever happens. The thought is just so foreign and rodiculous that I would not entertain it.
I have two older sisters. One has autism and has to live with my mother, the other has borderline and is married to some white trash guy with two kids.
My mother relies on me to be the "normal" one and it's getting increasingly harder to do that.
>>25100523
I also have two older sisters.
Oldest one has a degree in political science and is a lesbian. The other one is clinically depressed and has a degree in biochemistry.
For me the pressure is about being employable and sane. The whole "first son" kind of a thing (2 little bros too). I decided to do math and engineering in college so I'm hopefully going to be employable, but fucking hell these courses ate literal ass. Not that hard, and everything is interesting. Its just so much fucking work.
Just want to lie in bed with at math gf and read books all day. Work is pain.
Senpai, I know you won't believe it. But it ain't nothing like that. I even like porn like that sometimes but I wouldn't ever do that in rl senpai fucking who're sister disgusts me
I had a sister.
Sisters suck
>always bitching
>always overreacting
>always starting arguments
>leave hair EVERYWHERE
>their rooms smell like pussy
The only upside is that they cook and do their fair share of chores. Other than that theyre just annoying as fuck.
I seriously had to spank my older sister once. She was throwing a tantrum and wouldnt stop throwing shit and yelling.
My mother had three sons
Her brother had three daughters
Me and both of my brothers are employed, doing well and I'm the only one without a girlfriend.
Among my female cousins, only 1 is working (she got a temp job), another has a kid and is unemployed and her husband has a part-time job and the other one is manic depressive and basically can't function without medication (which she refuses to take).
I know it's an anecdotal example but just in my family it seems the all-female households wound up far worse than the all-male, though I did want a sister throughout my childhood. I feel like it would have helped me understand women a bit better
I have a twin sister.
We've been each other's first kiss, each other's first fuck. We're both married to different people and we haven't done anything ever since we got into proper relationships. We basically did stuff only when we were both single and it never went any further than just physical comfort and lust.
>>25100957
You have a poor sense of smell don't you?
>>25100161
>need to watch kids
>need
Being an uncle ain't a cuck in and of itself, but you're acting like a cuck.
>>25101078
Not that guy but I get what youre suggesting. But since shes pretty much a female version of him with the same genetics, I dont think she would smell bad to him.
I like my own smell, its comforting. Sure my sweat might smell bad but whose sweat doesnt.
>>25100028
>That huge roastie
>>25100957
how narcissitic have the both of you be to fuck the person that is basically you?
>>25101078
No, quite the opposite.
Why?
Am I supposed to find my sister unappealing due to some particular scent to her sweat? Because I never did and she didn't with me, given how much we both liked to fuck after going to the gym.
>>25100957
more story time plz
bro/sis twincest is the hottest possible shit
>>25100486
i think having a sister helped me interact normally with women because i at least know how it feels to be around women close to your age that you dont want to have sex with i think its also why some of my closest friends are grills
My sister in the middle
>>25101151
The brain tend to put the smell of people you grow up with into a little do not fuck folder. Regardless of actual genetics. People who have poor smell tend to succumb to incestual stuff much easier.
>>25100111
Dude having a hot sister makes you gay, you legit begin to hate girls but love pussy I hate it
>>25100907
I come from an all female household (single mother, only aunts and female cousins) and I think it's a large part of why I'm such a fuck up.
>>25101147
Dunno.
We don't look alike (fraternal), so it's not like we're fucking masculine/feminine reflections of ourselves.
>>25101163
There's not much to it. We never really looked at it as something forbidden, we never had sex with each other because it was taboo. I think we just found it all convenient, to have someone so close to you, someone who knew you so well and then being intimate with that person just felt natural.
We shared our first kiss at 12 and we started having sex a little before our 16th birthday, but by that point we'd done everything but have sex.
Since my sister wanted to have a good first time, she also had me learn about foreplay and stuff like that.
Though I admit, there were times when we both consciously got off on the fact that we could have been caught several times, like when our parents came in late at night from visiting some family friends and I was eating her out in the shower (pretty much our favorite place to play since we could clean up quickly), and our mom almost barged in on us, because the water wasn't running at the time and she didn't notice the light was on.
Basically we were each other's firsts in nearly everything and we loved it.
>>25101207
I wasn't aware of that. Maybe that part of our brain is just not working properly? I honestly don't know. In the end, no harm came from us sleeping with each other. We sure as hell never romanticized the idea, going away together or having children together.
>>25100957
she knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BWknYQVVkI
>>25100028
My sister is a nigger whore
pic related and her twitter
https://twitter.com/sydGrehm
>>25101245
I mean there is a part of your brain that tells you stay alive at all costs but that isn't exactly foolproof. Think of those things as guidelines your brain tries to give you. Not dead set laws.
>>25101207
>smell of people you grow up with into a little do not fuck folder
Are you talking about the Westermarck effect? I haven't heard about that having anything to do with sense of smell. And that wouldn't even make sense because peoples bodies/body oder change a fuck ton during puberty, so if anything sibling incest should be more common.
>poor smell tend to succumb to incestual stuff
literally source
>>25100897
>their rooms smell like pussy
you went into your sister's room, sniffed her panties and then came here to complain that her room smells like pussy
i fucking know that's what you did because there is no other explanation that makes sense. first off, why are you in your sister's room at all if you hate her so much? i don't think i've ever been in my sister's room past the age of 9. and a girl's room is absolutely not supposed to smell like pussy. you're thinking of girls locker rooms
>>25101268
If she ever knew, she never said a thing about it and she sure as hell didn't express her disapproval in any way that I can remember.
>>25101283
Ah, gotcha. Thanks for explaining that.
Like I mentioned before, it's been a long time since we did anything with each other, and we're certainly not going to cheat on our spouses.
I wish my parents adopted a qt 11 year old Slav girl, I wouldn't have to look at my Candydoll collection anymore.
>>25101271
both of those people are very aesthetically pleasing
>>25100191
>tfw my relation with my sister was terrible
i wish i had a good relation with herand sum fuk :^)
>>25101284
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/evolving-mechanism-avoid-sibling-sex/
To people thinking incest is uncommon shit, read up about Genetic Sexual Attraction.
Wiki summarizes it quick.
> Found out that I have a half-sister who is 6 years younger than me
> We met up and clicked so well, she was 16 at the time
> Spent tons of time together, cozy movie nights, music festivals in Europe, simply driving around and exploring stuff
> At one point she lived at my place for a month, used my toothbrush, wore my clothes etc
You really can't blame me for falling for her, she even likes horror art as much as I do.
But now .. we barely see each other, maybe once in a month :(
Does any robot have ideas how to "come out" to her, even if it's 99% sure she'll answer 'fuck off'.
>>25101199
Age? probably too old.
>>25101382
don't
this will fuck up all of your connections to your family members because women can't shut up their mouth
>>25101296
Are you fucking retarded? Your family must be fucked if youre such isolationists that you dont even go in each others rooms.
>Hey anon my computer is blah blah
>Hey anon I think theres a rat in the attic
>Hey anon I need you to help me move blah blah
>Hey anon I need you to fix blah blah
Not to mention that I walk past one of their rooms every time I go to take a piss. You obviously either dont have a sister, or have a fucked up sense of smell. Either way youre stupid as fuck.
>>25100486
>People who don't have sisters and have an incest fetish just don't understand how that barely ever happens. The thought is just so foreign and rodiculous that I would not entertain it.
this, shit never crosses my mind, it's literally just like a brother but female
>>25101207
Literally nothing to do with smell
>>25101441
What does pussy smell like?
I have a sister who's 11 years younger than me (13). We watch anime, play videogames together, and go looking for shit in the woods.
Feels good to have a little sister, robots.
>>25101382
Textless post da~ze
>>25101473
Like rotting fish masked up with perfume.
>>25100161
>4chan 2015
>everything is cuckoldry
>>25101501
> looking for shit in the woods
are you hunters?
>>25101317
>ape man
>aesthetically pleasing
nice try dushawn
>>25101514
so musky decaying garbage with a hint of a sweetness?
>>25101271
dude your sister seems like a fucking retard. how do you deal with that?
>>25101558
I'm not but she likes to track things, especially cats. She's brought home a few.
>>25101675
Do you kill them?
Meh.
My older sister is an insane piece of shit alcoholic.
My little sister is a tumblr basketcase.
We're all pretty fucked up honestly, I'm sure if I didn't have an older sister I'd be normal.
>>25101636
It doesn't smell like anything if she cleans well.
>>25101441
>Not to mention that I walk past one of their rooms every time I go to take a piss.
So you smell pussy every time you walk past your sister's room? Can you even begin to comprehend how bizarre that is? The only way that would make sense is if your sister is piling up a ton of dirty, sweaty panties.
There is absolutely no way you should be able to smell pussy by just walking past a girl's door. You and your sisters are major fucked up.
>>25101684
No, we adopt them. She loves cats.
>>25101533
Everything was epic in 2007
>tfw I have a fetish for banging moms/sisters
>don't have either of those in real life so it's not weird
Feels good
I adore my younger sister.
We both have this really childish and dumb humour and shit talk about literally everyone and everything, nobody is safe from our shittalk.
She's 15, I'm 23. She's teaching me to play clarinet now.
>>25101450
Did you even fucking read it. Nice job. Can't even be bothered when I even spoonfeed it to you.
>>25101774
You know what my sister and I say? Fuck your sister.
>>25101382
The best thing you can do is get drunk with her and hope for the best. That way you both have alcohol to blame for the way you act and go from there.
>>25101271
Ayy hope your sister has a chat with you lad
God leia gets me every time. I have 0 level of attraction to my actual sisters but thinking of that little bitch being my sister and jerking me off gets me rock hard.
>>25101923
>implying thats actually his sister and not some random whore he hates
>>25102152
Why would he post about some random whore he hates, in of all threads, a sister thread?
Nice try anon but you're going to have that awkward conversation
>>25101923
are you insane? what have you done? you must realize that's either a girl he hates or the sister of some guy he hates
>>25100486
>People who don't have sisters and have an incest fetish just don't understand how that barely ever happens.
This, can confirm.
>>25101296
My sister's room smells like that as well, she doesn't shower often. Her room is in front of mine and she always leaves her door open.
So shut up.
>>25100028
What does a sister smell like?
>>25101923
>ruining other people's lives
when did this start here? I thought this was /b/ tier.
>>25101687
>My little sister is a tumblr basketcase.
Any stories?
>>25102315
>implying whatever kind of shit person would post his sister's twitter url on 4chan is worth protecting
But fuck that, I deleted the tweet anyway, it's probably not his sister. But that girl has a notification waiting and I really hope she is actually his sister.
>>25101199
*shrug* She's a sister.
See if she can hook you up with the friend on the left.
>>25101687
>I'm sure if I didn't have an older sister I'd be normal
Pure, unadulterated /r9k/ logic
>>25102318
Aside from general batshit insanity?
Not really.But honestly, I can't blame her.
>>25102389
It is actually pretty logical considering she's a child abuser.
>>25100897
My sisters room smells like, pussy.
>need to get the phone
>go into her room, knock
>what anon"
> I need the phone, door opens and I walk into room
>tfw hit by a wall of scent, the scent of a female, sweat, pussy, and god knows what
>hold my breath, grab phone, shut door and escape
It's not very fun. Also hair everywhere, always makes a mess in the bathroom.
My cousin is a narcissist, conceded in pretentious bitch that has no sense of common courtesy. Her room smells like cat piss. I walk in there (they moved out and I was helping to clean stains off the carpet) and it's like a brick wall of cat piss smell. Piss stains all over the carpet, so dark it looks almost black on the beige carpet,
Tl;dr females are gross, I can never do incest
>>25102409
i feel you anon
my older sister was a psychopath(literally) who tortured me for many years
>>25102419
Conceited* word of advice, google voice is a joke.
>tfw have a sister and an incest fetish
>she's just starting to develop
>I can't do anything with her because some greater consequence might happen
Holy shit, normal people have no idea of the torment I go through every day, I wake up every morning to dreams of finally being about to fuck her and spend hours pacing back and forth obsessed over the idea while she's just one room away. I cant fucking drink or do hard drugs anymore because I feel like I won't even be able to control myself. If you have an incest fetish, the last thing you want is a qt sister, it's a living hell.
>>25102466
>Get a decent enough job to support your little sis
>Kill your parents in a horrible unforeseen accident
>Adopt your sister, console her with your cock
It's simple mate
>>25102287
mine used to smell really bad of body odour then she finally woke up and took care of herself, now she smells girly.
>>25102454
I would have loved to hear you read that. Do you think you're a good enough actor to read well?
>>25102287
Heaven.
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>>25102430
Story? I am curious to know Anon
I have two younger sisters. Middle sis is a junkie, haven't talked to her since she stole my car, three years ago, took it to a junkyard and scrapped it for meth money. She only got probation out of that, fucking justice system's a joke, I don't give a shit if it was her first offense, she didn't even sell it properly just junked my 2002 impala for fucking $300 and the chop shop didn't get shut down or in any kind of trouble.
Youngest sister is a big pot head, I'm not into stoner culture but I smoke weed from time to time, treat it like I would with occasional drinking. She's pretty cool, we hang a lot. Growing up, I got into a lot of fights with my youngest sister and hung out with the middle one all the time. Crazy how things change.
>>25102599
>took it to a junkyard and scrapped it for meth money.
jeeze, did she at least have to pay you back?
>>25102539
Not at all anon. Not at all
>>25100486
Well not only that, its also wired in our brains not to want to fuck our kin. It's an evolutionary mechanism to avoid fucked up genes. The IDEA of incest can get you off (forbidden fruit and all that) but very rarely does it ever happen.
Source - I have a ton of sisters, am attracted to none of them, and jerk it to sister porn.
>>25102637
Don't think she did from the post
>>25102637
lol NOPE I fucking completely ate the loss of a car. I lost a good job, too, because I had no way to get to work, because I lived in a small town but worked in the city. Took me a few months to even find work in this shitty town, and then it took me forever to get the money up for another car, and now I'm driving around in a shitty 92 station wagon that's a fucking money dump because it's almost 24 years old. That's how old I am, cars don't age like people. I can't trust it to make the hour commute to the city and back every day so I can't look for a better job. That impala was my first car, and the whole thing fucked my life up for the past three fucking years. And all she got was a slap on the wrist, a weekend in jail until she got her court date and had ma post bail (that was a big point of contention that fucked up my relationship with my ma for a while, too) and a couple of years of probation. She immediately skipped town and I have no idea where she is or what she's doing but I look around to see if she's been arrested, from time to time and nope.
I dunno guys, the idea of having sex with my actual sister doesn't seem that gross. Maybe because I'm not very emotionally connected to any of my family members.
>>25101923
>Being a white-knight for a white trash coal burner
>>25102887
I've always been emotionally connected to my sister and I'd have sex with her in a heartbeat if she asked.
>>25100028
>sister in the 21st century
Generic dumb whore useless annoying materialistic bitch
>>25102181
Is this your first week on 4chan? People do this shit all the time so that they dont have to ask for personal army requests. Then autists like you take the bait and do the work for them lmao
>>25102934
this
do you faggots even give thought to the person and ideas you're defending. or do you just see long hair and lipstick and decide to jump in.
I'm 26 with a 30 year old sister. She's a complete cunt who acts bitchy towards me and my parents for no reason (we all live in the same house but she's the only one who doesn't work). She's held down a few food service jobs in the past but was fired for either not getting along with the coworkers or generally being retarded.
If I could actually make eye contact with her without her starting shit with me I'd tell her about this place, she'd fit right in.
>>25100028
Sisters are just friends you can't get rid of.
I joke with my sisters all the time that the only reason I love them is because I can't get rid of them.
You sister-less freaks who fetishize having a sister are weird, it's like fetishizing having a dad. The reality is nothing like your weird jerk-off session fantasy.
>>25103070
>it's like fetishizing having a dad
No? It's like having a fetish about some girl who doesn't judge you for not being perfect and not treating them like princesses. She's always there and she might be cute if you're lucky.
Also, panty sniffing obviously.
>>25102430
storytime
>fuck off robot
What the fuck, I just fapped to this an hour or two ago, but I didn't see this thread until now.
Spooky.
>>25100028
princess leia is GOAT, especially now that she shaved that hairy fucking cunt
I always hoped that my sister could help me in my search for a gf but her advice doesn't really translate well at all. Stuff like, "why don't you just go out to bars???" I'm good looking and no one could ever understand how I have trouble with women. Over the last 2 years I probably went on close to 50 Tinder dates. One led to a 6 month relationship that was almost but not really serious. A few times I did get laid, but really that was more about it being a numbers game. My personality is just shit I guess. The last advice my sister gave me was that I should "probably go to church to meet a nice girl." Our family is technically Catholic but we haven't gone to church in years. That was the last time I asked for advice.
>>25103658
Oh yeah, and she got picked up by a somewhat wealthy guy a few years ago and they just got engaged. He's really cool, nothing at all against their situation. It's just that she literally just had to give him a chance and here they are. She is probably just as clueless as I am as to how men get women. It doesn't seem like it would be very difficult when you're a good looking young chick who just have to give a guy the time of day.
>>25103724
Indeed, at the end of the day it's just luck, and guess what, there are millions of other guys waiting to take their chance.
>>25100028
she's like a whorish version of Stephenie Joosten/Quiet
>>25100028
i have two actually
the oldest one is a whiny normie who smokes weed
the youngest is the most annyoning one she owns two dogs and they shit and piss everywhere and refuses to pick it up, shes one of those normies who thinks they are special
and she likes images like pic related
they are average looking and they constantly argue with each other
>>25100897
confirmed
3782y9472
>>25101687
My fucking nigga,
I'm in the same place as you.
Is your name Jon by any chance?
I love her porn, fapped so many times. I can't watch it now or I can't control myself
>>25104639
I
NEED
A
NAME
>>25104681
princess leia
>>25104763
Yeah I searched, all I got was princess leia from star wars.
>>25104804
How fucking retarded are you? You can't possibly think of adding a word to your search that might narrow things down?
With someone that retarded you have to be a wagie.
>>25100028
my sister just smokes weed and makes fun of me :<
I have two sistersalso a huge siscon/lolicon
One sister is 3 years younger and in high school, I swear she's got to have something wrong with her but it's entirely my fault that she acts the way she does (at least I believe it is). I guess you could say we were eachother's first kiss but it's family so it's debatable. I know when she was younger she loved me (in a way that a 9 year old would think of love) but I always pushed her away for whatever reason, probably because I was a little shit that also bullied her. Now I'm overprotective and because she's a dumb teenager she thinks she must know everything, all that same shit that I did in high school. She actually said that there's no point in kids believing in Santa Clause because they should know the truth of everything. Obviously going through that kind of phase, it's annoying as fuck when she thinks she has to question everything I try to do for her, I try to get her to understand but fucking whatever, it's partly my fault and partly from her being a teenager, if I had never done what I did to her when we were kids (which before I hit 3rd grade I loved her, it's what I did after that I'm sure had an affect) we'd probably be very close right now. Oh, and she's also a closet brocon, it's obvious as fuck because high school, she never stopped holding those feelings for me I guess, which I'm happy about especially now.
My other sister is 9 years younger and I think she's lost. Parents always working, I used to be kind of a dick to her but not to the extent that I was to the bigger one. I try and try to get through to her, since I pretty much have to play parent, and right now we're not even talking (told her until she starts acting right we're done, she was fighting back tears the whole time) We both know we love each other but I just want her to not act like I did when I was her age (another thing parents are oblivious to).I'll be honest, there is some sexual tension
>>25105039
I get this'll come off as me being an asshole but I've been trying to redeem myself since I was 16, it's been years now and I don't think I'll ever make up for being that much of an asshole of a brother. Fetishes aside, if it comes down to making them happy I'll do whatever they ask, but I don't want them to be hurt sometime down the road. As far as I'm concerned, my only choice is to not buckle down and instead be whatever they want me to be, like a doll. This would mean if they get out of line or start acting irresponsible I'd have to take action, but they'd see it as me being an asshole again.
I feel like I'm in a quagmire, honestly, maybe I'm just a terrible brother
Okay /r9k/, would you rather have:
>1. An imouto in the 14-17 range who loves you unconditionally and wants to be your wife
>2. A bossy, hot as fuck nee-san who teases you and eventually has lots of sexy sex with you
>3. A twin sister who is technically older than you (by like a minute) and bosses you around all the time, but sometimes she gets scared or sad and you get to comfort her and act like the older twin. And then you have sexy twincest
So?
>>25105249
>1>3>2
>3>1>2
this may be the hardest choice ive ever had to make
>>25101473
If you can smell a pussy that's bad. Good pussy doesn't smell at all or have any taste really. I've refuse to eat pussy if I can smell it.
I've had sex with my sister once. We were drunk. It was weird. We promised not to talk about it.What's weirder was when we did it again.
>>25105249
2 by far, pls
>>25102181
Are you actually retarded dude? If it was his sister for real he wouldn't have posted her fucking twitter. That anon posted the twitter specifically to bait tards like you into sending the message you did.
>>25100028
Watching this video. Kek it's like a robot's dreamworld.
>>25105249
1 is the only answer, the others are for beta degenerates who want to be humiliated
I don't have a sister, so for those that do, this is a serious question: have you ever had any desire to get naked with your sister? If so, have you? (The tub when you were 5 doesn't count)
>>25105249
1... 1 it is. If I was younger I would pick 3
>>25105249
>>25105743
yes and no, my power level isn't high enough yet
Twincest is the purest form of love. You spent 9 months squished together naked. Her boob probably even touched your dick at some point.
>>25105762
Do you think she's ever wanted to get naked with you?
>>25100486
Kind of this. The women I'm attracted to are similar in ways, but they are different.
>>25100161
As if brothere are better. It's the same shiite.
>>25100028
I have a sister, she's bitchy and condescending most of the time
>>25105807
yes, but she tries her ass off to hide it
>>25105743Me and my sister used to get naked and try to figure out what sex was when we were like 10. I wonder what things would be like now if we'd figured it out.I am not totally repulsed by the idea of having sex with her.
