You're about to leave a party when you notice this girl passed out in a chair.
What do you do?
Protip: There's only one right answer
>>25099613
Nothing. Unless she's dressed in something like Lolita she's to be ignored. Why the hell am I at a party anyway?
Steal her tampons and boof them up my ass.
>>25099613
Approach her with a question opener, DHV, neg her, run the cube
>>25099613
Piss on her and walk away
>>25099613
Still her cellphone, money and leave.
I'm not a nigger, I'm just poor
Immediately put her into the recovery position.
>>25099650
>Why the hell am I at a party anyway?
Haha, this.
>>25099613
>If she has shoes on
Draw an arrow pointing to her mouth and under it "unzip dick here"
>>25099613
Take her back to my apartment and set her up with a blanket. In the morning I'll cook her a big breakfast full of egg protein and make sure she eats every last bite.
>>25099668
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at this.
Take her money and keep walking
I'd do this even if it were a male
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTER
>>25099613
Slowly approach in my good senatorial robes
Friendly demeanor
"Ah, Master Stacey, I take it General Chad has been destroyed then. I must say your here sooner than expected."
wake up her - OMG WHY ARE YOU RAPING ME
leave her alone - OMG WHY DIDNT YOU STOP ME FROM GETTING RAPE
at that point you might as well rape her
>>25099613
Scream at the top of my lungs until she wakes up then leg it.
Depends, if she isn't in any danger of freezing or something I'd just leave.
If she is I'd either call another girl to deal with it or if none are around I'd just call the coppers.>inb4 beta, normie dudes wouldn't just rape her or ignore a stranded fucker.
>>25099743
There's only one option if the Game is rigged, which is not to play.
> I sat on her for the next two hours, so that nobody notices her under me.
>>25099613
I've been in this very situation, many times before and each time it played out exactly the same.
I would grab a cucumber and stick it up her twat, effectively removing any rape prevention apparatus her vaginal walls may be housing.
Once I've ascertained that the vaginal premises and clear, I proceed to insert my extraordinarily long and monstrously girthy penis inside her. She'd orgasm upon entry. In fact, it would send her into orgasmic convulsions which immediately sober her up, making her fully aware of the moment.
She'd gaze down upon my stallionesque phallus and instinctively be inundated with lust. We'd lock eyes and she'd stare intently as if to say, "Ravage my pussy."
And I'd do it. With every thrust and stroke she shivers, clawing at my back with primal lust. This goes on for hours. We wouldn't take notice of the party goers who gathered around to spectate...mouths agape in disbelief that one man can harnass such raw, sexual energy. A line of Stacys would form behind me, each one eagerly awaiting her turn to experience my transcendent cock.
This was all a game to me from the start. I've never heard the word "no" and I never will.
>>25099613
shag the nasty slag in the bathroom, then make a vid of the cunt puking up on herself to show the lads later
if no one was around and you know you wouldn't get caught, would you look up her skirt to get a glimpse?
I'm probably drunker than her desu.
Kneel down and place my nose as close to her anus as possible and wait for her to gently fart in her sleep. Then inhale her luscious gas while imagining her fecal particles clinging to the inside of my nose.
>>25099771
Buen mimema
>>25099613
Fart in her face
>>25099805
Those thighs are too tempting not to sneak a peek.
Steal all I can carry and leave the party.
Make sure someone knows she's there, then offer it carry her to a bed so she could sleep.
If I carry her I could get my hands on those thighs and put her arm around me.
Take her to a bed, cuddle her for a bit while pretending she's my waifu and then leave before she wakes up
>>25099613
put a blanket on her and draw on her face
>>25099613
Feed her eggs.
if I knew where she lived I'd ask someone trustworthy to help me get her home
it's convenient to have a good reputation.
>>25099613
ask around where she lives and take her home
{spoiler] then rape her
write my phone number on a sticky note, asking her to call me if she needs a ride in the morning.
>>25099613
Would anyone notice me if id rape her?
steal dem bracelets
>>25099613
BowI of eggs
Throw her in the nearest garbage can where she belongs.
>>25099613
You know what I would do
I would make sure she is safe. Maybe notify later her not to drink so much
Put a hamburger bun on her
Im thinking arbys
i find the nearest Chad at the party and inform him of the situation.
Put a blanket over her so she doesn't catch a cold.
>>25099613
Cover her shame with a blanky :)))))
Get a marker and draw dicks on her face
defend her from those who would mean her harm.
>>25099613
Look at her, shake my head and leave.
>not providing her with eggs in a bowl
It's almost like you're not even a gentleman
>>25100740
>arbys
>burgers
gud 1 m8
bust a nut on her face
>>25101144
double dubs confirms this is the only correct answer
>>25099771
severely underrated post oniichan
>>25101144
double doubles
the correct answer
/thread
>>25101221
>>25101223
>>25101144
You should leave a note saying "thanks for a good time" so she'll wake up in shame. After busting a nut of course
>>25099717
Enjoy your kidnapping charges.
>>25100667
I lost, gj
>>25099613
I'd slip her panties off and pull em over her face and mouth, come on them -keep as a nice memento (on cam of course post here). I'm kind of a sentimental type!!
>>25100667
Gave me a good giggle m8
>>25099613
Steal the chair.
>>25099613
Write roastie on forehead with sharpie
>>25099613
wipe shit on her hands
I'd try to see if I could wake her up. If she could wake up, I'd ask her if she needs a ride home or if I can help her walk somewhere. I'd get her some water as well.
I'm afemale,why would I want to hurt her or anything? I'd try to make sure she's safe.
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>>25099613
Strangle the dumb cunt if I can get away with it.
>>25101420
Spotted the actual psychopath rapist/murderer
>>25099613
>that shit-tier chin
>horrible fucking pointy witch nose
>puffy fat cheeks
would not bang but I'd take her purse maybe if I really felt like being a bad guy
Strangler her. Then cut some hair of her and leave.
Try to wake her up, ask if she's okay.
Offer her some water then ask if she's got a ride home.
If not, make sure she gets home safely.
>>25099668
>not doing kino
>>25099613
I do nothing. It's her problem.
>>25102728
this
the chin made me feel sick
fight me irl faggits
>>25099781
>my transcendent cock
>>25099717
>>25099849
>>25100283
>>25100667
>>25100833
these desu senpai
bloxxxxxxxxxxx
draw a dick on her face
>crouch to sneak
>fuck they can still see me
>stand up
>cast my chameleon 100% for 10 seconds spell
>success
>crouch to sneak
>cool nobody sees me
>pickpocket
>take all cash
>replace with cursed ring and poisoned snack
>stand up before spell runs out
>leave party
Nothing, there's other people there.
If no one was there it's free butt secks.
>>25099771
>There's only one option if the Game is rigged, which is not to play.
preety much the one answer for why >tfwnogf. bothering competing with 200k/yr, 6ft, 10/10 face and 8' dick chads? no ty
Handcuff her to a radiator till shes so hungry
she begs to drink my cum!
draw a face on her dick
take her money and leave a note saying thanks for the good time, like another anon suggested. without doing anything ofcourse.
>>25099613
Feel up her boobs for a minute and then throw a blanket over her before leaving
>>25099613
Anything I want, because obviously this is a dream in which I am someone who gets invited to parties
>>25099613
if no one is around put her arm around me and act like I'm bringing her home, but really bring her to my home.
>>25101948
kill yourself.
no memes intended.
>>25099613
tap her shoulder etc, see if she wakes up, to confirm if she's going to be stable enough to get home safely
if she doesnt wake up, perhaps stand nearby and meme on my phone until some of her friends pick her up
if some creepy guy approaches ill tell him "Back the fuck off?!?!??!?"
if everyone leaves id probably try to wake her up again but give up quickly and leave, since it could look like im trying to check if i can quickly rape her without her waking up in the process
if im too drunk id probably just leave tho and not care
