Hey robots why don't you just date insecure teenagers?
All you have to do is literally just show them some affection and give them attention and they're completely yours to do as you please.
They're usually cute and make great girlfriends if you have patience and knowledge to teach them how to life.
>>25096140
I am tired of
>why dont you just date [put thing here]
>just date
>just
Fucking normies keep telling to be yourself through lowering standarts advices.
>>25096203
What's wrong with dating someone like her?
So what if she's a little immature and childish, at least she's not a roastie.
Because I'm an adult and don't want to have to deal with my adult live while simultaneously baby-sitting my significant other.
I dated an 18 year-old once and there is nothing more unattractive than hearing your girlfriend whine about her parents not giving her a ride to a friend's house.
>>25096262
>18 year old
>doesn't drive
I think you're full of shit and making stuff up.
>no wanting to baby-sit a cute teen who uses your cock as a pacifier on a daily
I enjoy not having to live in a prison cell.
That's why I don't try to date teenagers.
>>25096140
I dont know where to meet them
>>25096140
>Hey robots why don't you just date insecure teenagers?
Because I'm not attracted to insecure teenagers.
I want someone who is independent, but loyal(impossible to find in a female, I know), and without mental issues.
My end goal is to start a family, and you can't raise well behaved children with a girl who has daddy issues and self-esteem problems.
>>25097068
>I want an independent, loyal female without mental issues
And I want Bloodborne ported to the PC.
Let's just sit and wait anon.
>>25097068
Yes, because all women were/are never insecure and get over it on their own.
>>25097141
I know m8
i absolutely would op. please tell me where to find these teenage girls. im a fat 40 yr old man who works at home depot.
>>25097209
dude....what?
origami comment
>>25096292
>18 year old
>doesn't drive
m8, I'm 24 and don't even have a licence
>>25097209
he's cosplaying as vash, right?
i see a number of issues
>>25097237
Image or comment that confused, amigo?
>>25097286
I have no idea what point you were making with any of it.
>>25097286
Not him, but you didn't make any sense to me either.
>>25097224
>im a fat 40 yr old man who works at home depot
Why are you on 4chan than? Fuck off grandpa.
>>25097261
Why?
>>25097068
>I want a perfect woman even though I'm a worthless piece of shit basement dweller
I'm 20, that's creepy
>>25097503
I'm 24 and I'm currently seeing a 17 year old, what is the problem, how is that creepy?
>>25097517
Oh shit, maybe I'll do it some day then. Thanks for giving me hope.
>>25097517
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
WAS SHE A VIRGIN WHEN YOU MET HER?
>>25097496
>Why?
Never got around to it and I'm NEET and all.
>>25097517
when and where did you meet her?
>>25096262
Same here with 17 y.o.
And yes it's legal where I live
>>25097517
I did this twice. One was 16 while I was 24, the other was 17 while I was 25.
I met them both on 4chan. It was legal here.
Honestly, most pleasant girls I've ever dated. All the older ones were cunts.
>>25097537
>HOW DID YOU DO IT?
Just be confident and approach her like a man.
If you don't have confidence just fake it.
>>25097526
Good luck, you'll see how easy it is.
I don't know how to get good at life myself. That and I don't fit most women's boyfriend material mold, and thats OK. It only takes one good one.
>>25096140
pretty much
they want to fuck almost right away too and aren't so fucking annoying like adult women
>20+ women = trash
>>25097585
Early evening while I was walking my dog. She was sitting alone on a bench enjoying the sunset.
Dogs are a great conversation starter, if she doesn't love dogs she's not someone to be wasted time on.
>>25097595
Internet gf's don't count anon.
>All you have to do is literally just show them some affection and give them attention and they're completely yours to do as you please.
Yeah, and then the insecurity sets in. She wonders where you're going every single time you touch the door knob. She bombs your phone with messages with questions like where you are, what you are doing, who you are with. When she loses control of that particular thing of your life, jealousy kicks in for no apparent reason. You receive the emotional shitstorm on a daily basis, because this is the only way how she can express herself. Everything you attempt or have done will not be good enough for this insecure witch, as your life will slowly evolve around her.
And since all robots in here virgin pussy is rare, so you acquiescence in an instant. Only when you get to your sense after this emotional rollercoaster, you realize you made a horrible mistake to start a relationship with her.
And then you end up like me, an psycho insecure ex gf that stabbed me in my left leg with a vegetable knife.
>>25097645
Agreed, they don't.
>>25097616
>I don't fit most women's boyfriend material mold
Nigga you just have to be older, giver her attention and affection.
The worse you suck, the more insecure she should be.
>>25097682
>shitthatneveractuallyhappened.jpg
I don't have social media so i don't think it would work out very well.
>>25097682
Hey, it's impossible not to end up on a mental one every once in a while.
I'm pretty sure you know better now and can tell when you've ended up with a psycho.
>>25097693
It does happen.
>>25097703
You don't use social media because it makes you look like a creepy when you're not a teen.
Spend some time in public, visit events etc.
>>25097645
did you ever ask why she was alone in the park anyway?
>>25096292
what rich ass family you came from that brought you a car for your 18 birthday
>>25097783
Of course, you need to know what's up and if she's expecting company and what kind of company.
>Yes
Take the number and keep on walking.
>No
Invite yourself to sit down.
It's like you faggots don't even know how basic human interaction works.
Because they won't even give me a chance.
>>25097842
My uncle gave me his 2001 Audi A4, I still drive it today and love it.
Because I want to be a live in NEET bf that cooks and gives my gf massages when she gets he from work.
>>25097857
>It's like you faggots don't even know how basic human interaction works.
Do you know where you are?
>>25097857
wait, you're telling me chicks go to the park alone hoping that someone will come and talk to them?
>>25097956
m8 o7 o7 o7 o7 lad wew lad XD meme yourself nice meme XD nya killurself
>>25097068
Shiet, iktfb. Had teenage girls lusting after me but it just doesn't do it for me. Independent but loyal and without mental issues sounds like a dream girl, but yeah, it's impossible.
>>25097682
If this doesn't happen, there's another option: she'll start gaining confidence, wonder if she can't do better and leave you for Chad
Maybe will come back knocking at your door after a while when Chad leaves her, but she won't be worth taking back at that point.
>>25096140
>this is literally what I want
Fuck you OP do you even know how hard it is to talk to girls?
>>25096140
shits not like that anymore now that there's facebook, tumblr and tinder
any insecure girl will get an unbelievable amount of validation for her mere online presence and will never have to look for a beta male again (except for bux)
>>25098177
>Hey, hello, how are you doing?
Real hard.
>>25098206
You're wrong, all that is meaningless and never satisfies someones need for attention and acceptance.
>>25098177
>make a facebook account saying you're 17
>make a tinder account with it
>put up some nice picture
>write in the description you're actually a bit older than 17, if you have a job or are a university student put that shit in there as well
>when you get a match don't take it too seriously because you'll probably get many anyways
>try to aim for ones that don't look like teenage stacies
Treat it like a game, you should get some fun out of it
teenagers are too flighty. say one wrong thing and you've perturbed them beyond belief and they hate you now or they want to hold a grudge for 5 years until they're old enough to understand they were being stubborn.
just the stubbornness of young people in general.
older people are more mature and will think about things you've said, reflect on them and may change or learn.
>>25096140
>>25096247
>implying they would give me the time of day
>>25098345
>Hey why don't you message some random teen on social media she'll love you
>All that is meaningless and never satisfies someones need for attention and acceptance
gr8 b8 m8
Hey robots why don't you just go to jail?
All you have to do is talk to any underaged girl over the internet or via mobile and thanks to CISA the NSA can get someone to bust down your door and get you a one way ticket to assrape town.
>>25098896
Yes they will, their lives are empty and sad.
>>25098926
>>25098959
I specifically said don't use social media because you'll look like a creep.
>feminism scarred robots so much they don't even dare talk to underage girls
because insecure teenagers are probably some of the most emotional and mentally immature people on the planet. it would be less like dating and more like babysitting.
>>25099300
Nice excuse anon, I bet it is your choice you're a kissless virgin.
>>25096140
Teen feet are cute.
>>25096140
>Hey robots why don't you just date insecure teenagers?
man, I wish... but it's too late, 26 here and still mentally retarded, if I couldn't talk to girls before, figures now. I'm literally scared to even look at them, cus they'd probably think I'm some creep.
>>25100437
>i'll be 26 soon
>>25100511
Welcome to the club.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25097537
>threat of radical Islam
>Youre hundreds of times more likely to get killed by a drunk driver or a nignog
Kek, maybe Americans should focus on taking on the threat of other Americans first.
>>25096140
because teens will have no interest in me. teen girls get hundreds of messages a day and post hundreds of lewd selfies a day. i cannot compete with all the guys she is around. it isnt worth stressing yourself for a narcissist whore. just fuck em if you can and leave when they start talking
>>25096140
At 25 I had a 19 year old gf, was pretty great but she decided she didn't want a relationship anymore.
Now I'm 26 and talking to a 20 year old on Tinder.
Young girls are great because I just find it more natural to take charge and be more assertive than her. Women the same age as me expect me to do that but it's harder to not just see them as equals
