What's the best way to kill yourself?
>>25095580
Gun to the head probably the best and quickest way to go. Some poisons will make you go to sleep and kill you while you sleep so long as no one finds you. Why you asking?
Through death
>>25095580
getting a career.
Helium bag with neck on the railroad
>>25095604
name a few for me?
>>25095604
list those poisons senpai
Bullet to the brain pan is probably the fastest, most painless and most easily accessible.
Hypoxia, as in high altitude or exit bag is probably the most pleasant.
>>25095623
>>25095624
You would have to google them but they are not at all readily accessible. Carbon Monoxide is probably the absolute easiest way but very slow and very easy for someone to find you if you try to go out that way.
>>25095580
You already posted it.This wasn't original.
>>25095644
JUST NAME THEM YOU FUCKING NORMIE
>>25095667
holy fuck its that elliot kid from mr robot
>>25095580
yeah, it's gun
it's called hard liquor and prescribed sleeping pills, painless sleep
just tell a doctor you have insomnia get some ambien, take more than the required dosage, and chug down a bottle of vodka.
you'll sleep then you'll stop breathing which will cause your brain to shut down then your heart.
>>25095580
This is possibly the best way to go if you're not in a gun toting country. Make sure you are alone.
>>25096032
>which will cause your brain to shut down then your heart.
Other way around bro. more likely you'll wake up with serious brain damage and then go on living with even less of a chance of getting laid than you have now. and you'll be too stupid to enjoy anime, vidya, or shitposting, and you'll be a bigger burden on your caretakers.
there's no reason to kill yourself when you can just become a NEET.
>>25096099
>actually falling for this meme
Fucking americans have an access to gun and still ask for suicide advices.
>literal retards
Death by waiting
>>25096325
there ya go, that's the best way
>>25096285
>just become a neet
How do people do this? Seriously, how do people do this? If there's a way to just exist at home without working, by all means show me the way. I live in a state here with no family or friends I can just bum off of and this state denies disability to just about everyone. I know amputees here with no money coming in from the government.
>>25095580
Does everybody piss and soil themselves when they commit a sucide?
>>25096352
literally take a bus to a state with better welfare and get committed to a residential group home. 3 hots and a cot for the foreseeable future, and they'll probably let you keep your vidya and anime. and they'll give you free counseling, so who the fuck knows, maybe you'll benefit from it and actually make something out of your life. but even if you don't, there's no pressure, you can stay as long as you want.
Depends what you mean by best
>Most painless
Helium
>Most risk-free
Jump
>Most memorable
Tiger sacrifice
>Most aesthetic
Le slit wrists
>>25096582
>Most memorable
Tiger sacrifice
Not going for high score?
>>25096609
Killing yourself=/=killing others
>>25096384
That happens when you die.
>>25096637
Obviously you'd kill yourself or die by cop after
Go out in a blaze of bullets
>>25096290
This is not a meme, you faggot. Stop being edgy.
>>25096679
That doesn't count. That's called being a bitch nigga.
If you're gonna kill yourself, you kill yourself.
>>25096582
>>Most risk-free
>Jump
no, not at all
I would say putting your head on a railroad track. Basically instantaneous
>>25096099Tell me about anon. Why does he wear the mask?
>>25096744
Kill yourself after you've killed people who made you feel that way
Win win situation
>>25096384
yep
force it beforehand, or it's happening after
>>25095580
A 20 or 12 gauge shotgun with buckshot into the head
Quit killing yourselves with guns it only fuels leftie retardation kill yourself some other way
>>25096384
>that image
Kekkity
>>25096948
Why the fuck would anyone care? This isn't /k/.
>it gives "ammo" to liberals
>"fuel"
let's stop doing this thanks
>>25095580
Ligature strangulation if you can't get helium exit bag.
>>25096965
The fathers face
>>25095961
I choose the 12th
>>25095580
not gonna lie, that's a pretty nice fit
>>25096760
This usually causes PTSD for the conductors
>>25095580
Double barrel 12 gauge
>>25095580
Fentanyl and/or Phenobarbital is the way to go. Painless. If you can get any
>>25095580
You also have to understand that the easier the way you choose to kill yourself the more likely people will talk of how you were a pussy and took the easy way out. I guess you also have to consider how you wish to be remembered.
Jump infront of a highspeed train, make sure that it is a passager train for maxium normie suffering
also try to find a steep turn and it is a slight change of derailing it
>>25095580
Feelium
or
Get on top a tall building. Make a razor wire noose. Put on noose. Super glue hands to side of head and jump after a crowd gathers.
>>25095580
heroin OD
source: phil anselmo
>>25096032
>Hard liquor
>sleeping pills
If you want to be semi conscious and slowly suffocate on your own v omit or go into a coma and die after a few weeks then yeah
Rate my suicide plan.
>go to the woods
>drink a bottle of vodka
>get naked
>lie down in a snow bank
>>25096325
No, living hurts.
>>25099517
shit-tier, but amusing
It would be hilarious finding a frozen naked body with an empty bottle of vodka next to it
>>25096099
There's a green text about an anon who got caught doing this. He told his parents or whatever in a helium pitched chipmunk voice
>You will never understand my pain!
>>25096384
>Black father is nowhere to be found
Fucking kek
>>25096384
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>>25098261
Setting yourself on fire is very painful and not that quick.
>>25100411
very helpful
>>25095961
how do you quantify agony?
>>25101565
how long it lasts and how severe it can be, severity determined by trauma doctors
All these people saying gun as "painless and quick" or anything besides pic related are retarded
>>25099517
Make sure it's cheap vodka or you could wake up as a Russian and think it's too warm for your tastes
>>25095961
>overdose and slitting wrist 6%
>totally didn't attentionwhore
>>25100411
Are you just retarded by nature or were you raised in some sort of autistic frat house
>>25101875
What kind of answer are you after?
>https://www.horizonherbs.com/product.asp?specific=352
>Grow pretty flower
>Make wine out of berries
>Die while being fucked out of your wind
by memes
>>25100459
Then how come this monk did it without screaming or even moving?
>>25101959
Balls of steel.
>>25098898
Best method is in the mouth, though. Doing that basically points you at the brain stem at a comfortable angle. And you need single barrel for that. Going through the chin like OP pic can easily be faulty, usually aiming straight up and shooting your face off, which is more survivable than most think.
>>25102008
Because he was ascended.
His heart didn't burn. When they cremated the rest of him after he died, it didn't burn then, either. He's highly regarded.
Imagine the self-control it takes to sit there with a serene expression, unmoving, while enduring an agonizing death by fire, all in the hopes that it would bring attention to the plight of others.
It was a true sacrifice that brings tears to my eyes.
>climb to top of Everest
>achieve cool goal
>take selfie, bunch of happy group photos with group of climbers
>pull out hand gun shot self in head.
>be first to kill self on top of Everest
>be most famous Everest climber ever.
>body will stick and freeze to mountain.
>be there for ever. Impossible to remove.
>>25095580
just stab yourself,
take a sharp knife and thrust it through your chest,
if you really want to die you can do it
>>25096032
absolute retarded faggot shit, this kills nobody
>>25096768
because it would be extremely painfull
>>25095961
You stay alive nearly two minutes after shooting yourself? Fuck that
>>25096693
got a source of this webm, know whats happening?
>>25103477
YouTube LA bank robbery shooting
>always imagined if worst comes to worst, I can always kill myself in the end
>mfw I remembered quantum immortality might be a thing
>>25104102
I meant "worse comes to worst"
Literally the first time I ever had to type that idiom.
>>25103149
pretty sure if you shoot yourself in the head the shock forces you to unconsciousness and then you bleed out after that. so yeah you're alive for a little bit but not conscious for it.
>>25103477
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hollywood_shootout
>>25103149
Alive but not conscious
You're pretty much brain dead from the moment the gunshot happens
But it takes about 2 minutes for the rest of your organs to die out
>>25095961
>Hit by tain 17.92 min.
WHAT THE FUCK? I was considering this method
>fall for the helium meme
>voice gets really high but nothing happens
>come back here to try another meme
>>25103149
Dylan Klebold apparently botched his suicide and lay gurgling for a few minutes before finally dying.
>>25104484
I imagine it would be faster if you set it up to be a decapitation, rather than just standing in the middle of the tracks. If I were to do it, I'd lay down with my neck on the rail.
>>25095961
is that a flux-like app for android or just flux?
>>25104494
You have to breathe it in for minutes for it to do anything
If it's pure helium, then your body won't get oxygen and will suffocate
But because the pain only comes from buildup of CO2 and not other gasses, you won't feel like you're suffocating
>>25104609
the first. it's called twilight.
Go to college, take on major debt, get worthless degree
Get married, watch as she gets really fat, shuts off sex, spends you nearly bankrupt
Have children, 3-4, 1 normal, 1 homosexual, 1 autistic, 1adopted negro, all disappointments and money pits
Move your shrew mother-in-law into your home
Continue to work dead end, low pay, menial job, with a minority teen boss
Start a gambling or drug addiction
Loose low tier job, begin welfare merry go round
Have affair with non-passable, older transexual
Get arrested for indecent exposure near children
Wife has affair with her minority boss, gets pregnant, leaves you, takes everything
Become disabled after wrecking car while drunk
Broke, unemployable, addicted, crippled, move into alley behind donut/coffee shop
Have nigger teens beat you to death for fun while screaming "world star" over and over
Best way to death, thousands of white men doing it right now
>>25096948
>ftw they have to keep guns away from people in order for them to stop killing themselves
I somehow find it extremely hilarious
