rose bread, come here rosebud
edition: rose is a whoer?
answer: yes
>>25095526
What's that in her hand? A few euros? A taser? A ps2 memory card?
For fucks sake
you are always meant to start the thread with a qt pic
gosh!
>>25095543
Here senpai, senpai.
>>25095526
No, she's my princess
>>25095596
;^)
>>25095542
dinner
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmm tgggggggggccccccg
rose is my gf :^)
This girl always reminds me of Scarlett Johansson. Their faces look really similar, especially their eyes.
How will rose be spending xmas?
>>25095977
Being pedantic and annoying to everyone else in the Gotto house who just want to have their views and beliefs without getting sperged out every 10 seconds.
hmm
should we /rose/ today?gotto be honest here i dont really feel like it yet
rip rosechan
mebbe NYE or xmas. now that'd be a nice /rose/
>>25097144
cajate, chupaguagua.
chinga tu enema.
I'm just coming in here to say that a guy said I look like Rose today, it was a compliment of highest honour even though I pretended not to care
>>25097084
>>25097144
You have no authority or say in the matter Pedro... I mean Eliotos Rodgeriguez.
>>25097297
correct. pedro or "eliotos" have no authority in /rose/
i, on the other hand, do.
>>25097863
sure ya do
>>25097863
>i, on the other hand, do.
I imagine your hands are already somewhat occupied.
What's with the sudden onset of daily shitpost fest on /rose/? I don't feel like participating in these. Simmer down the threads please.
>>25098356
Shitbuds.
They have the shape of a rosebud but made entirely out of excrement.
saved with a loving bump :)
>>25099913
For innocent reasons surely
>>25100093
my intentions are pure
Ok im blowing my cover. Kstew here.
>>25100223
you should kill yourself please
kstew here, looking for my good pals epi and pedro.
>>25100280
No thanks dude :^)
>>25096577
sperging out would be spewing your views and beliefs while being too fragile to accept any commentary on them
took a shit yesterday night and forgot to flush the toilet. just woke up now, my whole place smells like shit.
nate is the most articulate, smartest and opiniated man i know
>>25100506
you "know" nate?
>>25100223
Not with that face.
>>25100927
why do buds react so negatively to frogposting?
>>25100825
He stalks him. Do you know Rose?
>>25101003
We are not r9k, and frog is your symbol.
this thread needs a bump
>>25095789
he is mine
>>25101074
>be on /r9k/
>we are not /r9k/
waifufag generals are cancer tbf (to be frank)
>>25101843
we're here because of circumstance, and nothing else.
>>25101843
we are parasites
what was the answer you wanted?
>>25101843
/r9k/ as a board is fucking cancer, if you have a smidgeon of self-awareness.
>>25101843
>browsing /r9k/ makes you a robot
kek. newcancer pls. thats like saying tapeworms are a body part just because they are in your body
>>25101980
What did the pot call the kettle?
>>25101843
lol
gtfo of my /rose/ you rowboat or roastew or whatever the hell you virgins call yourselves.
>>25102027
What did the kettle call the hand?
That water will boil
>>25102201
that wasn't funny the first time nor will it be funny for you spouting it you fucking kettle
found a better version of rose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KURw2_DiVI
>>25095526
>>25095543
>>25095581
>>25095596
>>25095789
>>25100825
>>25101782
rose is awesome
her beauty never fails to get my heart racing out of control, what a rush.
>>25102372
her boyfriend is more fascinating and beautiful
>>25102405
fuck off gay
>>25102243
Space! To move around in! Yeah.
>>25102825
you can't move in space, only change your relationship to other gravitational objects
i'm thinking of leaving the house for the first time in a month, instead of eating another can of tuna, or should i just shit post?
Why is Nate so obsessed with Star Wars? It's all he posted about in the past 4 days
even rose herself LOTR is better than Star Wars, and she's a stupid whoer
Lou here
I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of the day looking at stupid ass pictures of this despicable gross whore. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to disgusting blue haired trannies"? I also own a successful business, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for reading.
>>25103368
he is a normie
>>25103368
i was obsessed with it too, when i was kid
kstew here. you can ask me questions about old /rose/
lou here
AMA
nate is now advocating that donald trump "is a right-wing's dream come true" and that he wants Britain to take more immigrants and refugees
>>25104072
fuck off lou, stop trying to steal my attention (kstew here)
>>25103908
Did Pierre ever dox Rose?
>>25104490
yes, considering he's from around her parents area and has met her numerous times
>>25104490
no idea, pierre was a literal nobody that now tries to pretend he was one of us among the "cool" rosebuds. truth is that nobody really knew who he was.
also would like to point out that pierre was the one who spammed /rose/ with "the autism" pasta, the shitty and pretentious monologue that you probably seen posted here.
>>25095526
R O A S T I E R O S I E
O
A
S
T
I
E
>>25104531
He seems pitifully bitter. I wonder what occurred. Did he meet Rose?
>>25104520
Really? Tell me more!
>>25104621
How did you truly know?
You now remember Sympatric
>>25104897
he once forgot to take off his trip. shit was ridiculous.
>>25095543
>post pic like this
>not a whoer
pick fucking one
>>25095543
there are no cute pictures of rose.. she's not kristen stewart you know.
>>25095543
what was she thinking of when she took this photo?
>>25105093
>lets be a whore
>guys like whores
unfortunately, /rose/ is filled with patrician posters like pedro, epi, lou and me (kstew). we don't like whores. wish she just studied physics and was cute desu.
>>25105132
agreed desu
but the true rosebud would understand that rose was a whoer all along and would be satisfied with just admiring her from a distance or just stripping her of her whoerish aspects in his mind
*sigh*
>>25105159
i hate that she's a whore but this is a fact of life. in my head she's also a whore. to be honest i like cute whores.
>>25104970
Did you cap it?
>>25105488
nah but epi has the thread. he also has supreme autism, which incidentally is the reason why he has the thread.
>>25105597
How does one seduce that individual for such a transaction?
>>25105644
AYY LMAO
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/randytaylor69
>>25105597
Funnily Epi is one of the least autistic people in these threads
>>25095526
how come rose is so skinny that you can see her ribcage and excessive shoulder cartilage in this photo?
didn't peter and shelagh feed her as a kid?
>>25105834
also, her tits are pretty much mosquito bites and didn't develop at all during her puberty (which was non-existent and friendless)
>>25105644
his autistic stash of threads means everything to him, he won't give it to you. pic related is how he acts.
>>25105738
lol
>>25105738
the least autistic person in this thread is wonky, and he's the one who cares about rose the least
>>25105885
i think im least autistic (kstew)
>>25105885
least to most autistic
Sympatric
Pierre
Epi
Real Kstew
Moose
Truth
and only then Wonky
and the list goes on
>>25105834
>shoulder cartilage
>>25105858
Ache.
>>25105644
He posted the things I wanted 2 times so idk just ask?
>>25105942
>Symp
>least autistic
and i'm pedro
>>25105974
I'll give it a bash then.
>>25102322
your taste disgusts me
>>25105942
>kstew
>more autistic than pierre or epi
fuck off
>>25105975
Then IRL you're just as autistic as your posts ITT indicate
>>25106001
OK switch Kstew with Epi but Pierre isn't that autistic
>>25106038
nice try symp
>>25106072
FUCK
Alice Glass and her sweaty hobo looking ass
posting superior waifu is a garbage thread.
even when the real Kstew was here people wouldn't believe he was real.
>>25106072
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/sympatric
>online
ye.exe
who was rose particularly insulting with the "i draw you" video?
>>25106101
true (real kstew here)
>>25106101
Only Epi and Pedro can identify him
>>25106242
stop making me laugh please. pedro is my pal but epi never was.
>>25106255
why not? who is epi? who are you?
>>25106266
im real kstew
>>25100466
>sperging out would be spewing your views and beliefs while being too fragile to accept any commentary on them
Or caring so much about a completely irrelevant disagreement you had with some tutor that you felt the need to make an entire youtube video about it, Rose is sperg as fuck.
>>25106276
>kstew here. you can ask me questions about old /rose/
>answers one
>>25106126
the proto-rosebud and the asmr community
>>25106310
there were no other questions. i will easily prove myself as the real kstew if you ask me appropriate questions.
>>25106349
Bullocks, kstew.
>>25104821
>Did he meet Rose?
Not exactly but I did see her once and following that spoke to her via youtube pms.
>>25105488
Don't listen to that melon as i don't even have a proper trip, it was just some spuddling fired from his mothers tard launcher using the name to post as me.
>>25106323
did the asmr community exist back then?
>>25106401
real kstew here and i can confirm that you are indeed the autism poster. fuck off you troll.
>the real kstew meme
I don't know if /rose/ ever was this boring and unoriginal.
>>25106255
>Then there is Heaven. He doesn't like any of the guys above. He's been here for years, knows most of what happened and thinks people in rose threads are largely idiots. Their shenanigans and self-absorbtion seem distasteful and detrimental to him. He would prefer if rose threads stopped.
>Heaven does like Obli though. Obli used to announce his presence by making his first post "obligatory sage.", but he since changed this to making a post with a specific picture entitled "epitome". It's unclear why he is in these threads; he usually spends his time st-stuttering some of his comments, whiteknighting the place up and hinting that he has material he won't share, claiming that's because he was given that material by someone else and doesn't feel entitled to distribute. This enrages some of his fanboys, who mostly also post as Heaven and don't contribute anything to the threads except their groveling begging. They probably don't realize it, but they're feeding obli's ego, who might not have masturbatory thoughts about rose, but probably about "not delivering".
>One of obli's friends enjoys posting pictures of Kristen Stewart ; this baffles everyone but himself. His interest in these threads is unclear, but he periodically declares that he loves the people they attract. He studies something sciency and likes jogging.
>One of obli's friends
He was more buddy buddy with Epi than Pedro
>>25106485
>Obli
>Epi
When?
Also
>his fanboys
Even then
>>25106485
Not even the real Kstew here but I know you are a newfriend. Kstew expressed himself that he doesn't really know why people considered him a friend of epi/obli. The real Kstew always engaged in conversations with Pedro and Martin here.
>>25106518
2012 or 2013
>>25106525
Lol fuck off fake Kstew
>fake Kstew
>real Kstew
can someone give me a timeline here?
>>25106553
Why? Oblique=Obli?
I bet it's the actual real Kstew who is posting all these trolls. I'm actually almost convinced it is him.
>>25106582
neeeewnewnudfndsa
obligatory sage breh
>>25106568
Pretty much every "named" person you hear of left after Jiff shared Roses private videos in 2013. Real Kstew hasn't been seen since.
Only Epi Pierre and Pedro are left from these days
>tfw you will never get a rose
>>25106624
Real Kstew left in the spring of 2012 and came back posting football memes sometime during late 2012 or early 2013. His activity or inactivity was independent of the Jiff event.
>source: im the real kstew
>>25106638
this photo she took deliberately and publicly posted just proves that she's an indecent whore
>>25106667
You're way way off
>source: I'm not a total fucking newfag
>>25106668
Do not insult my waifu
>>25106694
Prove that I'm not the real Kstew.
>>25106715
Prove that you are?
what are the chances rose makes a youtube video in 2016
from 0 to 1
>>25106638
>sticking her arse out and arching her back when she has no arse to begin with
>>25106740
Ask me a question that only the real Kstew could answer.
>protip: you can't since you're a newfag
>>25106766
Okay when was the last time you left /rose/?
>>25106667
wat ru talking aboot
fucking horseshit
>>25106755
(insert witty rosesque response)
heheheh
>>25106794
Come on, I don't really remember. It's not like I keep track of the month/year when I'm active here.
>>25106755
how often do you think she reads these threads
>>25106818
>protip: you motherfucking failed
You piece of shit
>>25106845
>he thinks real Kstew would remember such trivialities
literally 2014-newfriend or even worse.
i think we should go back to posting qt grills
>>25106296
yea that vid was pretty high-effort and serious
Real Kstew
>good at maths
>posts pictures of Pedro (the footballer)
>is Pedro's friend
>often mentions that he likes Martin
>claims that he doesn't like Rose at all but subtly hints that he actually is very much into her
>liked several of Symp's songs that weren't Rose-related
I'm not the real Kstew but this is the essential info you need if you're a newbud and you want to pretend you're well informed about /rose/ past.
>>25106296
i actually wonder if rose is slightly autistic
I sincerely think that it's not implausible
>>25106668
I don't think it was publicly posted though. The image set it came from was a (now private) travel blog/journal, but that particular picture doesn't show up in the archived version. My guess is someone used some fusking to find private photos associated with the photobucket account she used for the travel blog.
>>25106766
>Ask me a question that only the real Kstew could answer.
In a thread around 2013 i Pierre made a comparison of roses hair to something and Kstew replied back to it with a kek/lol whatever. What was that comparison?
>>25106038
>Pierre isn't that autistic
literally asks a guy to remember what he replied to an inconsequential post of his
>>25107899
>>25107899
ur mums pubes.
>>25108035
rose and saoirse have the same chin
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>25108052
ye but saoirse has nicer eyes and doesn't have a colossal honker like rose.
>>25108144
Prefer Rose, desu family member
>>25108144
saoirse is fat and tbqh not as cute as maria
>>25108035
>ur mums pubes.
nope.
i'll never forgive rose for what she said to me in real life to my fucking face
that whore will get it
>>25108188
she has gained weight recently, but she still looked qt in brooklyn.
>>25108170
>desu family member
what?
>>25108267
I think Kstew is prettier (real Kstew here)
>>25108267
and she's more fertile than rose
good genes
>>25107899
cheesestring?im the real kstew
>same images
>same people
>same shitposting
>different thread
There's a reason these threads used to get banned on the spot.
pedro here. i was the real kstew all along.
>>25108391
There are better place, you know.
what wentright?am i missing something or do ugly people just make attractive female children? i specify female because roses brothers are ugly as sin, especiallymark
>>25108581
rose's father isn't exactly dashing either
I'll just post some cute Kstew. Not the real Kstew here, not even a fake one.
baka desu sempai familia
>>25108035
>>25108144
>>25108267
>>25108581
>>25108783
>>25108815
it's a fucking subie-palooza up in here
>>25108374
hmm half right cus i did once but not the time i was thinking of.
>>25108783
>>25108815
washed up if i'm being completely honest. the only thing i like about her is her socially anxious personality, but that's only because i can rel8.
She's qt af famila.
why is rose such a chestlet?
kristen stewart a qt tbqhwyfamily
hey satan guy from the chat, sorry i was afk.
the post you'd want is >>17666277 but it is a disappointment all around. refer to >>25106401
@25109117
literally no one cares you cockroach
>>25109117
Thank you. A payment may or may not arise one day possibly soon.
>>25109185
excuse you are you satan?
>>25109281
no problem, i get paid in replies like >>25109185
>tragic tier
epi
martin
symp
>put their shit together tier
pedro
wonky
>>25109327
epi is about as normie as they come. fairly certain he has his shit together.
>>25109327
>tragic tieryou
>put their shit together tieralso you
>>25109327
>shit together tier
>wonky
>literally on opium.
>>25109346
Epi is an unstable fucking faggot who has autistic rape fantasies
Stop defending him
>epi
>stable
yea, 5 years of collecting threads and stalking a poor girl is stability.
Fake kstew please do Epi next
>>25109411
im the real kstew fuck offf
>>25109378
he goes outside on friday nights and spends his time with WOMEN who aren't directly genetically related to him. he's a norman with a weird hobby, but having at least one weird hobby is not all that unusual for his kind.
>>25109434
Ye ye do this again
but say im the real epi
>>25109449
none of this is true
also fuck off epi
>>25109378
>>25109399
>unstable
>faggot
>autistic rape fantasies
>stalking
Source?
No argument on collecting threads that is creepy.
>>25109490
don't most people save them?
>>25109485
>this jelly
fuck off lou
>>25109490
>Source?
what about a source that confirms he is a normie and not an unstable faggot who stalks girls on the internet? for you know, the available evidence is in my favor
>>25109535
Ye.most people in this thread are creepy
>>25109555
>I have no source to back my claims
Was that so hard?
I didn't say he was a normie either.
Lou is a pretty cool guy. You guys need to stop the hate
>>25109601
so epi is a guy who has stalked rose and her fans for a number of years and who compulsively saves threads filled with memes and shitposts. he also claims that he's a cool guy who fucks girls n shit lol. those are facts.
I prefer Peter Litster to Guy t.b.h.
>>25109630
>who has stalked rose and her fans for a number of years
Source?
>who compulsively saves threads
Source on compulsively? It is common practice.
Rest of your post is irrelevant.
>>25109630
to be quite honest this is roughly true. he's fucking nuts saving all those threads and has been around for half a decade.
>>25095526
>rose is a whoer?
fucking bingo
>Lou can't stand Epi
Another awesome point for my buddy Epi
>>25109696
nah like three and half years not even
Extremely
pathetic
individual
>3 bands that i like
>murder by death
>saetia
>kidcrash
what did she mean by this?
>Fake kstew is Lou
>A shitposter is another shitposter
One awesome point for me for my detective skills
people like epi and symp should be publicly executed
>>25109794
The Lou is not me you whoreloving cuck
I can already see it:
Epi for president
Make /rose/ great again
I can prove I am the real Kstew.
>>25109802
>comparing based symp to epi the faggot
please
nice samefag orgy you fucking cancer
>>25105885
>and he's the one who cares about rose the least
and that's exactly why he is cancer
>>25109879
ive posted as kstew, fake kstew, real kstew, epi, lou, pedro and wonky
>>25109840
where are you from, then?
PEDRO IS FAT FAT FAT FAAAAAAAAAAT
>>25095526
The most Beautiful women
Rose was on her knees in front of the black bull staring at his big hard black cock bbc. As she began deepthroating it, Rose wondered if she could swallow his chocolate cock and balls at the same time. She grasped the base of that dark monster making the bull's balls more accessible to her mouth and slid his long black cock down her white throat. When it was all the way down, She opened her mouth as wide as she could and stuffed his chocolate balls in her mouth. Rose looked like a chipmunk. Her beautiful white cheeks were pouched out and his cock was buried down her throat. She let his balls and cock soak in her mouth and throat for a few seconds. The black bull fucked her mouth like the white slut she was. Just as he began shooting his load of cum, Rose pulled his monster cock out of her throat and let him blast her face.
thats the recipe for a good thread, serious memes followed by lighthearted memes. take notes /ashley/
the dark irony is behind the lighthearted memes, is they are based upon a man with a very heavy heartbecause he is fat and full of sorrow).
Real Kstew here (Pedro's pal).
Did you really write "The Autism", Pedro? ;( Wish I was there to comfort you, my friend.
>>25110106
what was rose thinking when she took this photo?
like what was going through her mind?
>>25109827
Why on earth are you pretending to be me? I mean i'm glad that you're a fan and all but why?
>>25110154
she wanted to show off her body, she's a whore.
where kstew and pedro rly friends? irl or only on /rose/?
