Ho Ho Ho, and what would you like for Christmas anon?
I would like a loving, faithful, honest, intelligent, beautiful, motivated girlfriend.
Please.
>>25095176
Football....
For the pain to end
Rent money. Failing that just money to get so drunk I stop thinking and feeling.
>>25095176
A hooker and death
Bong and moccasins
all i want is a scarf in the color black
a life worth living
Cease to exist
4 or 5 million dollars to be able to live NEET forever, and I'd be the happiest guy alive
>>25095176
The wallet that I lost earlier this night. You can keep the cash you fat fuck, just give me back my shit
Red skateboard
Not be alive anymore.
Not this year Santa.
This year I give YOU what you want for Christmas, and free you from your ancient curse.
If I could get a framemeister
I would be so happy
>tfw by the time I'm old I won't get to be a Mall Santa because Christmas will have been outlawed twenty years ago for hurting muslim's feelings.
>>25095176
Surgery for my excess skin.
>>25095176
A PS Vita or a qt gf please.
the sweet embrace of death
My dad to come back :^(
Jokes on you, celebrating holidays is for faggots.
>>25095974
Iktf. I miss you dad
my mom's cancer to be cured.
>>25095186
>loving, faithful, honest, intelligent, beautiful, motivated
Pick 2
>>25095911
Not if you vote trump if you're American, or move to America if you're not
>>25096188
>step-uncle's fiance died of leukemia on like, Sunday
>step-uncle killed himself Tuesday
>he didn't live long enough to go to her funeral
>they each had a daughter from previous marriages, though I think the youngest is 18
WHELP. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>>25095176
The ability to fall asleep at the time I intend to.
The sweet gift oflife
>>25096611 (checked)
You already have that ability. The problem is that you can't find the other half to do the deed with.
