>tfw asking out girls is like playing roastie roulette
>>25095110
even before you get to check the roast dont you have to kiss n' stuff
does everyone have oral herpes these days?
is it appropriate to ask to see her lower lips before you touch her upper ones?
>>25095110
Have you ever wondered why your ballsack has a seam up the middle of it? It's because everyone starts out as female in the womb and that's the result of your labia fusing together after you're determined male. You have an entire hairy, wrinkly bag of roast beef attached to your body at all times. You can whine about "roasties" all you want, but you're all roastier than any of us will ever be.
>>25096088
We have bags for our balls, you have lips for... fighting the patriarchy?
>>25096530
lmao this picture
>>25096088
Do you remember labia inspection day?
