I spent my Friday night in the city with my girlfriend.
We walked, laughed, talked, and ate delicious food.
We finished the night snuggling. I massaged her back and neck, and she ran her fingers through my hair.
We both are in school with jobs we enjoy.
>yfw you'll never know the feeling of being wanted
>yfw you still think being NEET is the best possible lifestyle
>yfw you use a pissbottle because you're too lazy to walk to the bathroom
>>25095018
>didn't get laid
>she probably said she "didn't feel like having sex"
You do realize you're most certainly getting cucked?
>>25095037
we both live with parents. Unless parents are out of the house, sex isn't an option.
>I'm 20
>she's 18
>>25095018
Why do I find none of this believable? I'll not fall for your trolling, robot.
>>25095101
Okay you're still young. Enjoy it while it lasts.
I know all of these joys. I am not a normie really but I've found environments where I don't have to be, and I am happy. R9k motivates me not to be complacent.
FUCK YOU
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>25095018
What do you get out of making this thread? Honestly?
I lose my ability to be jealous of you when I learn that you're some snotty kid bragging on 4chins about his first "girlfriend." Give me a fucking break.
Your childish relationship will end. But we'll always be better men than you, because at least we don't try to kick someone while he's down. I guess that makes you the robot.
>>25095018
Wagey Ragey go Awagey.
No one cares about your fake story wagecuck.