>"A-anon Tyrell got angry at me again, c-can I sleep here tonight till he calms down?"
>>25093942
but you are not my r9k waifu
*refuses to open door and stands behind it silently until she leaves*
This will be my interaction with all my neighbors in the future.
is that the girl in that gif who smiles really cute?
>>25094017
No its my gf
Okay but only if you wear this strapon, and fuck me and afterwards let me kiss your feet
There's plenty of hotels in this town, go find one
I-is that semen demon?
Sure, but let's go to the police station first to press charges. After all, we don't want this to happen again.
I'll drive. Chop-chop!
>>25093942
Alright but at a cost.
You must pleasure me, every time I cum equals an hour you get to stay.
>tfw she looks like my ex but hotter
id probably let her in, but then again i probably wouldnt stay friends with a girl if she dated a guy name Tyrell
>>25093942
You can stay, but you gotta take up a gun and be prepared if he comes knocking.
>pic related my first hunting gun
>>25094172
Why do I even try and post?
>>25093942
Did he elongate your forehead?
That nigger went too far this time.
I'll be right back.
>>25094060
Goddamn her smile
>>25093942
if you think I'm risking getting stabbed by some crazy nigger to protect you then you're out of your fucking mind
thy fairest of maidens why thou sleep with such a man who resembles a brutish ape? thy will not stand for this, this I vouch on my honor. I ride out to avenge your honor my lady, and bring you the head of your pet which you laid with in bed
Wait bros I'm.genuinely interested
Is OP pic the same girl as:
>>25094060
?????
>>25094042
She might have you massage her feet but idk about all the rest
>>25094060
After a detailed examination of both faces and their features my amateur-esque opinion is that no, they are two very similar but different people.
Begin by noting the small indentation on the tip of the latter's nose.
Also consider the proportion and size of the lips of both females. The smiling girl has a bottom lip much larger than her top lip, where as the damaged girl has a top lip that is closer in scale to her bottom.
Finally note the distance of their eyes from their mouths, as well as the proportion of their eyes to their noses. These details are much more subtle but too different between the two, thus assuring us that it is not the same person at different ages.
>>25093942
>>25094060
So yet another girl burns the coal? And this one is semi popular as well.
>>25093942
You burn the coal, you pay the toll. You're on your own.
>>25094008
This. Hearing her sniffle and cry while calling my name while I stand behind the door wondering why I'm so cowardly and tearing up. I'm sorry I can't. I don't want to be alone with a women in my home, anything resembling sexual tension scares me.
>>25094017
yeah, holly earl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV60wRb6mFk
>tfw she will never be your gf
bReHs..
>>25094159
U raciss or smth?
>>25094702
exponential kek
No but you should be calling the police, i don't know what to do or how to handle assault or domestic violence victims. They'll be able to help you far better than i can, i can even help call the police for you.
>>25094735
I simply don't talk to strangers and have no answers to normie problems.
LOL if you don't let her in, but then text tyrell that's she's here and talking shit about him, and for him to come and collect her.
Fuck womans
>>25093942
is this photoshopped or did she actually got her ass kicked?
>>25094872
its just makeup retard
>>25093942
Nope, get out of my house before I call the cops.
unironically no
>>25094060
>>25094017
>>25094742
that's a fake smile
whores will very often fake cute facial expressions, you will never see a genuine smile out of a girl like that
you can tell she's so contrived
>>25094093
>omg NO anon, tyrell is a great guy! he's just a bit rough around the edges!
>>25094060
Her name is Holly Earl
I would literally tell her YES and feel happy about it holding her in my arms, god damn it she is so fucking FINE looking, so CUTE, I LOVE THIS GIRL!
Thumb his eyes out tbqh senpai
That'll learn ya Tyrell
>>25094342
its the same fucking girl autist,check her twitter,the pic in the OP is on her profile there
>>25094093
>drive to a police station
>police takes her statement
>they say you can go home now
>drive back to your home with her
>a few hours pass
>there is a ring at your door
>its Tyrell
>he's angry at you, ready for a fight
I call Tyrell and tell him that is girl is at my door and shittalking him.
Also that he should beware of the possibility of her cheating.
>>25093942
Sorry whore watching ak.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>25097399
>tyrell don't know bout grandpappy's double gauge by the chair he died in that i sit in.
>tyrell got two fucking seconds to calm down and apologize for interupting my fap or he gets cut in half by a double dose of rocksalt aspirin.
>>25097399
Gun tryell down and laugh bcuz castle doctrine
>>25097399
>not being able to fight
come on robots, if you got nothing else to do then why not practice? if you're not particularly strong or big in statue, just focus on weak areas, eyes, neck and groin.
>>25093942
Is it bad that I seriously can't see myself willing to let her into my home in this situation?
She's probably still going to be texting Tyrell. He might come over. Dumb bitch might even give him the location. I'm not going through the trouble of confiscating her phone, an even if I did, she'd use mine.
If Tyrell DOES show up, I'm just going to assume violent intent and fucking kill him. Of course, she's probably going to throw a fit over that. Hell, she might even try to protect him, getting me killed. I'm not going to let somebody into my home, with a violent person on their tail, if they're likely just going to be on that person's side when he shows up jealous for no reason and looking to kill me.
And all this is assuming that she even lets me know he's here instead of just coordinating a rendezvous without telling me and letting him in or leaving the door open to go meet him.
I'll give her money for a hotel room. Fuck letting her into my house.
>>25093942
>YA GOTTA PAY THE NIG TOLL, IF YOU WANNA BURN THE NIG COAL
>>25094060
>her smile
She's an actress. That's make up, you idiots.
>>25097399
pipebomb
nothing beats a pipebomb
>>25094060
She's a real succubus
>>25094032
Nice meme u fucking lonely faggot
I'd tell her to call the police. But I wouldn't let her stay at my house, because police would think I abused her
>>25093942
no degenerate
>>25097541
what happened to that guys face
fuck man i'm sorry he's just trying to live his life
>>25094017
Yes senpai
Qt comin right up
>>25093942
entry fee is one blojob
>>25098801
Isn't she supposed to portray a 13 year old in this scene?
>>25093942
>"blow me"
This comment is not original
>>25097399
>check peephole of my locked door
>see monkey
>phone police
>>25097399
>tyrell doesnt know that my authentic STG-44 is always at hand
>fire a volley of hot, Reich lead into his untermensch,negroid facial features
problem solved
Don't be a retard and dump his ass, then we'll talk. You just make bad decisions for yourself.
>>25094742
oh christ she has a british accent?
how can someone be this cute
FUCK
