What should I do if I win the Powerball jackpot tomorrow? What would you do?
Everything from preparing to claim the ticket to your long term spending and savings plans.
The advertised jackpot is $202 million, but I calculated it to an estimated $76 million if you take the cash value and pay the highest tax rate. If match only the first 5 numbers will still get about $500k after taxes.
I'm going to laugh at you retards who spend the money you barely have on some fruitless fantasy.
buy an island big enough for all the robots on the site to live on
women and normies aren't allowed, only prostitutes.
i'd be the xerxes of autists
>>25093877
I'd buy a house, quit work and focus on studying and getting a gf.
>>25093877
I wouldn't worry about it too much. I'd worry more about getting struck by lightning.
Quit my shitty fucking job, move to the middle of nowhere and sit on 4chan in the nude all day.
I think you should thank me and give me 100k for giving you good vibes
YOU"RE GOING OT WIN ANON KUN :D <333 lmao xD
Woop woop! you're the man!
>>25093912
desu that used to be along my line of thinking, private island, but now I'm more likely to buy a mountain instead due to climate change and rising sea levels, or perhaps an island with habitable mountains that aren't volcanic.
>>25093912
but not a robot community with prostitute visits, that would be a total disaster. This idea would be for a place of refuge for the new Noah's Ark if I'm still alive in 50 years and the world becomes mostly uninhabitable.
>>25093990
>focus on studying and getting a gf
I can tell you will be even more miserable if you won the lottery
>>25094019
>and sit on 4chan in the nude all day.
>if I won the lottery
Absolutely pathetic. Then again I'm some guy who actually believes he can win the lottery in this lifetime.
>>25094061
No, I'd probably use the tax deductible donation allowance to donate to the UN population control fund, and various free and nonprofit services I actually use, but regardless of if I win the lottery, I still never give people money.
And you've been saying that for months. Appreciated, but even more useless than me meditating on winning the lottery.
>>25093877
Don't listen to these faggots. Here is what you really need to do.
First and foremost, DO NOT TELL ANYBODY. No one. Not your friends. Not your family. Not your goddamn pets. ESPECIALLY NOT YOUR ONEITIS IF YOU ARE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO HAVE ONE.
Second, claim that shit anonymously if you can. You may have to talk to a lawyer and set up an LLC or a trust.
Third, don't go fucking buckwild all at once. Keep your routine. Make small changes. Do lots of planning. You have all the goddamn time in the world now. There's no rush, no rat race.
Fourth, seriously don't fucking tell anyone. You will not believe how many faggots will come swooping down like host of vultures and leeches, all with their hands out going GIBS ME DAT.
Fifth, get some financial consultants or learn this shit yourself. Invest some of that shit if you want. Don't MC Hammer that shit away. Find some charities you like and donate to them to get out of taxation.
Finally, do not ever, ever, EVER get married. She will siphon that shit out through your cock faster than you can blink and be worse off than you were before.
I'd probably put most of it in various interest gaining accounts, stocks, resources, etc, give some to family, and use the rest to pursue my dream of building a rail car pub (and possibly even a whole town, out of various rail cars)
>>25094874
>DO NOT TELL ANYBODY. No one. Not your friends. Not your family. Not your goddamn pets. ESPECIALLY NOT YOUR ONEITIS IF YOU ARE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO HAVE ONE.
What about 4chan? I wouldn't post proof or identify myself, but I would want to get advice from people who have actually worked with similar financial matters, even before I hire professional attorneys, tax preparer, investment managers, etc. When I occasionally lurk on /biz/ there seems to be a lot of wealthy people, and financial executives.
>Second, claim that shit anonymously if you can. You may have to talk to a lawyer and set up an LLC or a trust.
No can do. In my state they just publish your name along with the trust or LLC. If I use such entities for financial reasons, would probably do it separately from claiming lottery money, so its not associated.
>Third, don't go fucking buckwild all at once. Keep your routine. Make small changes. Do lots of planning. You have all the goddamn time in the world now. There's no rush, no rat race.
Of course I'm not going to keep living in my mother's living room for long if I win the lottery. I would want to indulge for a bit simply because I've done next to nothing my whole life and will want to enjoy myself, but the bulk of it will be put in a long term savings plan.
>Fourth, seriously don't fucking tell anyone. You will not believe how many faggots will come swooping down like host of vultures and leeches, all with their hands out going GIBS ME DAT.
Like I say, I don't give people money, and don't buy things that show off wealth. If it happens, I keep it on the down low. If people ask, make up some story about how I got lucky at a casino or in the stock market, while sharply downplaying my wealth.
>>25095299
>Fifth, get some financial consultants or learn this shit yourself. Invest some of that shit if you want. Don't MC Hammer that shit away.
Yeah, a diversified savings and investment plan. I'd have to make sure none of my money is invested in entities that actively destroy the Earth and its inhabitants (fracking, GMOs, pop, fast food, deforestation, etc), and set some aside for investing in things that while may not be the most profitable, are aligned with my personal ethics and utility (organic farming, recycled paper products, health food stores, alternative energy, etc)
>Find some charities you like and donate to them to get out of taxation.
I would consult a tax preparer first to be sure on the specifics, but 35% is withheld as tax, and highest tax rate is 39.6%, so there will be some room to donate.
>Finally, do not ever, ever, EVER get married. She will siphon that shit out through your cock faster than you can blink and be worse off than you were before.
No duh, MGTOW 4 life
>>25093877
>what would you do?
>Buy all the 3ds games I want
>invest in random stocks found via mashing the keyboard
>invest in pharmaceuticals.
>Stay neet for all eternity and play 3ds every day all day, possibly take up a second language for the fuck of it.
>What should I do if I win the powerball jackpot tomorrow?
What I'd do except replace 3ds games with whatever interests you.
>>25093877
hey Michigan guy
I would travel around the world and act like I don't have much money, until I find a girl who loves me and that I love back. She won't have any idea how much I'm worth. Then I'll bring her home and show her, and we'll start a family.
>>25093877
>What should I do if I win the Powerball jackpot tomorrow?
Don't waste it.
>What would you do?
What I do now, sleep all day and wait for death.
>>25093877
I'd build a nice little cabin out in the country and live out my days by myself as a introverted mysterious qt boy.
>>25095454
no amount of money can fix that ugly mug
>>25095521
I'd post a picture of myself but I wouldn't want anyone else to feel bad.
>>25093877
>What would you do?
Investments or some shit to keep cash flowing. Once I've secured absurd income,
>buy G37
>flush and lower the everliving shit out of it, so hellaflushed and low that I require a crane to lift and move it
>horrible wrap job, stickers enough to cover the windshield and booming nigger speakers
I'll take it to stance meets and have the crane lift me above all the stancefags. From there I'll blast NWA and call them casuals and fags through a megaphone.
>>25095537
please do it. haven't seen a proper boy robot qt in a long time
>>25094874
pretty much this.
It would be kinda fun living a double life, telling people you go to work but actually just shit posting on 4chan while eating ramen.
I'd buy a house /car(jzx100) after about 6months of 'working' and invest the rest in blue chips and property.
Id invest wisely and make sure no filthy jews or niggers touch my money
>>25095590
>telling people you go to work but actually just shit posting on 4chan while eating ramen.
If you won the lottery, you could literally rent an office where you go monday-thursday to shitpost on 4chan for several hours.
But nah, I'd just do some research on casino gaming and stock trading, and make up some story about how I took my savings, went to [casino no one's heard of], won a lot of money, went to a broker and bought some stocks that did really well, and act like me sharply downplayed money flow comes from a few investments.
>>25093877
Be wise. Buy a nice house and then invest in blue chip stocks and bonds. Your return on investment each year would be $3M each year with a 4% withdrawal rate, before taxes. If you're mindful and not an idiot like so many lottery winners you can sustain living off tons of cash for the rest of your life without even eating into your initial capital.
>>25093877
>leave money to family
>"my debt to you is repaid"
>kill self
>>25093877
I'd buy a modest home, furnish it, and probably drink myself to death.
If my gf moved in I'd try to stop for her as much as possible and I would pay her student loans so we can start a life.
>pay off college jews
>buy guns I want
>buy Christmas presents for friends and family
>fly to Japan and meet my qt penpal
>possibly buy a new car and a motorcycle
>buy some vidya
I would still have a lot of money left over.
>>25095717
I'm this poster. Wanted to add more to it.
I'm on NEETbux and so autistic I think I can actually win the lottery in this lifetime too. And if I do, I'm going to make sure I prevent eating into the capital as much as I can so I can have a singular child and teach them the way-of-the-NEET and turn the NEET lifestyle into a cornerstone for all successors.
>>25095773
>autistic
>have a child
please don't
please do explain how you got on autismbux though
>>25095770
I forgot I would also love to take mma classes, but they're so damn expensive.
>>25095790
I live in Australia. Have a long history of physical and mental abuse. Diagnosed with three severe mental illnesses and autism. Hospitalized a few times and was deemed unsuitable for the workforce. Trust me, NEETbux aren't that great. I mostly only get by because I live in a household of other people on NEETbux. (Mother has cancer. Sister has autism. Nephew has autism.)
And I'd only have a child if I had immense finances. Otherwise, fuck that.
>>25095841
even if you had immense finances, your wife or baby momma will take more than half of it.
But regardless, please don't reproduce your autism.
>>25095890
Already thought this through. Wouldn't marry nor reproduce unless a prenuptial agreement were signed. Leave my autism out of this, buster.
>>25095890
Actually planned so far into this I know if I won the lottery I'd store semen in a sperm bank for if I wanted a child, fix myself, use my immense finances to attract gold digging women trying to deliberately get pregnant, mad sex, and walk away with none of them getting pregnant. And wait until I find a girl who sticks around and wife her.
>>25093877
from the thumbnail i thought those were a bunch of mcdonalds deep fried apple pies, and i thought to myself "yeah that's a good idea, i'd get like a dozen of those, too."
obv. my life goals are not that high
>>25093877
>not living the life Elliot should have lived
>not buying a rich mansion
>not buying a few sports cars
>not buying whatever else the supreme gentleman would have bought
Become a Jew.
