there are people on this board right now who unironically have a job. literally, why?
>>25093813
alpha cat
>>25093813
Someone has to be a wagecuck anon.
Thankfully that someone's not me.
>>25093813
Every king needs his peasants
>>25093813
For money. What else?
Get to chill out eight hours a day with no worries and get paid to do it.
>>25093813
Noble cat
>Thinking NEETS are real robots
Having everything handed to you on a silver platter means you live a cushy easy lifestyle, and that means you're not a robot.
>t-tick tock wagey I need to feel superior
I'm a unifag, but nice try human trash.
i have a remote, unpaid internship ironically. i don't do any work
i'm NEET but can pull out the job card whenever I want
It's not a job I like, what I currently have.
I'm hoping to find a position in a field for which I studied for, in which I can feel content; in which there is a decent salary, and in which there is the potential to move up.
But so far, nothing.
>>25093905
>implying they get everything handed to them
They get 300 a week average.
>>25093945
>live at home and be paid for by your parents
>or live off neetbux, getting paid for doing nothing
Doesn't matter what they get, the point is they don't have to do any kind of work or studying, so their life is easy and therefore they aren't robots.
>>25093905
Unifag, also known as a naive future NEET or mcwagie
Because I need to pay rent and not starve.
>>25094037
>naive future neet
i'm not a dropout loser or a retard so no
>mcwagie
I'm not getting a special snowflake degree so no
Nice try though NEETrash.
>>25094101
>>25094121
get a life nerds
Because I've got multiple child support to pay. If it weren't for that I could probably shit around at Target on the weekends, but no. I have to work!
>>25093813
NEETbux won't cut it and mother doesn't tolerate freeloaders.
>>25093945
>They get 300 a week average.
What? I get just a little over 500 bucks a month.
Why the fuck would you ironically have a job desuwa
>>25094161
JUST ORIGINAL MY COMMENT UP SENPAI
>>25094463
You fucking know it man.
>>25093813
>spend eight hours a day bullshitting with the guy next to me about vidya, anime, movies, and various other topics while occasionally having to field a call
>get paid for this
>boss gave me a paid day off to see the new Star Wars film because apparently I'm one of the few people that can actually follow directions and do things right
>getting paid holiday time and a fat end of the year bonus
I think the only thing that could improve it is if I could play with my 3DS while working, tbqh pham. Wouldn't be surprised if some of the other workers there are also robots.
>>25093813
>I enjoy my work.
>Next year I'll be getting paid $150/hour+accomodation+transport
>My hobbies are traveling, scuba diving and hanggliding - I couldn't do them on NEETbux
>Status
>I want an Aston-Martin
Mostly the first one though. I finish most days pretty fucking satisfied with what I've done. Fucking stressful as hell when I'm in the middle of it though.
I get paid $13 an hour to sell pet food to people. I don't have a manager watching me, so I can literally do whatever I want.
Life is good. At least as a 20yo.
Because the trust fund wont last forever
>>25094691
What do you work as anon?
>>25094691
what's your job, exactly?
>>25094869
certified memeposter
>>25094869
>>25094871
ED doc. Still junior af but next year I'll be qualified enough to do temp work in rural Australia for the mining camps.
I didn't want to get one and would rather not be here, but it's not so bad. I'm currently shitposting and singing along to Mumford and sons, after watching some anime and the godfather again on the company computer. No one's even allowed to be on the premises period except for me, either.
>>25093813
Because anime figures and E85 isn't free you know....
I guess only a fag would know how to ironically have a job.
