>tfw a girl spoon-fed me bullshit and dumped me, so I spoiled Star Wars for her tonight. :^)
Who /lastlaugh/ here?
>>25093407
Good job, bruh
it doesn't matter if it happens, it's how... my normie brother used to say lol dumbledore dies ect and I didn't give a fuck
>texted only friend to see if he wanted to hang out
>too busy to respond i guess
>text "kylo ren kills his father han solo" and turn off my phone
>tfw you engage in normal conversation with a guy then later he comes back saying you led him on
>spend years watching plotless avant garde films
>become immune to spoilers
mfw normies try to piss me off telling me that han solo dies
>>25093407
>Stacy called me a virgin loser
>Tyrone impregnates her and breaks her jaw when she tries to get him to raise his monstrosity
>>25093407
/devlish/
sadfeafsafsad
>>25093407
>girl
>genuinely cares about Star Wars
Pick one. I also guarantee she had no idea who Han Solo was when you told her.