Wagecuck wagecuck the time has come! It's here, finally! You've been waiting for it all week, and you finally get your two days off.
Unfortunately history's shown you tend to spend those two days off dreading Monday...shit that's a miserable way to spend your free time. Why not take up a hobby? Go kayaking, explore the woods, venture out into the --
Oh, what's that? Your boss might call you in if he's short-staffed? Shit dude, grab a beer or mix up a drink, you NEED artificial relaxants to cope with that crap.
i fucking hate you
>>25093057
...the next round's on me wagekek
>>25093057
Hatred's bad for the mind anon.
Come on now...embrace love. I love you, after all.
I love you for providing for me with your tax money.
>>25093856
What are you gonna do when Trump takes your autismbux away?
>>25093057
why angry, wagecuck?
pretty pathetic watching you samefag this hard. how goes "pursuing your passions" ?
>>25093904
>how goes "pursuing your passions" ?
A lot better than yours wagecuck.
>>25093904
what happened with calling neets/shut-ins the lebal 'hermit'?
where is huhu the hermit?
>>25093979
tfw I'm not a wagecuck and have the next month off
Since becoming NEET I've:
>become enlightened
>become ubermensch
>had 4 kundalini awakenings
>developed 3 independently valid systems of logic
>resolved all paradoxes known to man
>caused major global events for fun
>hacked the planet
>read every book ever written
how can wagies even compete?
You come here with your supposedly ironic comedy routine. Not everyone can be disabled or obese you unwarranted smug son of a bitch.
HAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS ONE
HAHAHA
TELL THE ONE ABOUT THE UNIVERSITYKEK, IT"S MY FAVORITE. AHHAHAHA I LOVE BEING NEET
>>25094010
good for you.
been a hermit since 2010 on 500usd a month from ssi.
i have to learn some skills so i can move out of me mom's place and the skill she gave to me to work on was using the microwave. ;]
>>25094018
>le memory lost when older
>>25094010
Oh, great, it's another one of these threads once more, brought to you by the one and only, yours truly...
I don't think he understands how much NEETdom is something to be avoided... That it is not something a Robot actively wants, outside of his revenge-fueled fantasies, perhaps. A Robot wants to be useful, and to be seen as 'successful': I remember how much I hated being a NEET. There's nothing gallant or refined about it. And while it is true that employment is no paradise, there are certain compromises that have to made in life, and that is a part of maturity, which our little spamming friend - for all his supposed 'enlightenment - does not seem to possess.
He appears to avoid replying to posts, now on several occasions.
>>25094074
avataring is against the rules m8
>>25094063
what is this wagie is trying to communicate?
i have mastered every language on earth, but this gibberish is undecipherable
>tfw I only work weekends
It's always funny seeing these threads as I go back to work. Work does suck neets, you have that, and I do miss my days of leisure time mostly. Buy I'm a normie at heart. Working a normie job has allowed me to do other fun things, and working three days a week is a slow enough pace I don't get stressed. Thinking about going back to school. Hoping someday neets and wagecucks can get along.
>>25094043
Ah friend, do you mean the one about the schoolcucks?
Schoolcucks are a particular breed of cucked. They'll do anything they can just to get an 'A' so their parents don't bitch at them and their egos don't shrink down to the size of a fucking crumb. It's all about that nice fucking letter 'A.'
'A' fucking headache because of all the eye strain from reading through books is more like it. Hell, nothing a couple advil can't solve. Just pop two, wait for the relief and it's back to studying hard so you won't get bitched at by anyone!
Great motivator right? I was around enough of these people in high school before I dropped the fuck out. Most of you remember the honors students...you know, the ones who thought that taking all of their classes at the honors level would make them hot shit once they entered the real world. Riiiiight...typical future interview for 'em goes something like this:
"So, what makes you fitting for the job?"
"I took a lot of honors classes in high school!"
Meanwhile the employer looks down and writes bullshit in his notebook because he just hired a junkie burnout two days ago, buuuut maybe the honors kid'll help pick up the slack. Work ethic, right?
You know, come to think of it, I remember the last exchange I had with an honors student. Smart motherfucker, too. Last thing I said to him was "someone spilled some shit in the aisle next to this one, you might want to go mop it up!"
>>25094108
To be fair, I have no idea what you're trying to communicate.
NEETdom isn't fun. The fact that there's daily threads about users here despairing over their lack of luck in finding any position shows you that NEETdom is about the most miserable thing that can happen. As a former NEET, I know exactly how it feels, to sit alone in a room, removed from all of society, desperately trying to burrow back in my way of a job, but being rejected; the feeling of knowing that - were your parents to die, or to make a resolution - you would be completely helpless and vulnerable.
I am not saying the system is perfect. But compromises have to be made in life. And in order for some of us to achieve our 'dreams', a job is vital.
Hopefully, you'll be sensible enough to not respond with something foolish.
>>25094228
>NEETdom isn't fun.
Coming out the gate strong with an incorrect statement. You can't build your argument on an incorrect premise, wagecuck.
>>25094228
*cracks knuckles*
Well, looks like this wagie learned to type.
>NEETdom isn't fun
It's what you make of it.
>Wanting to be a part of society
We're revolutionaries and thought leaders. We're moulding society to our very whims.
>Becoming helpless and vulnerable
The NEET fears not death nor suffering, for Stoicism is an in-built feature of successful NEETdom.
Luckily I don't have to rely on using black and white photos of smoking men to give my post the appearance of being intellectual and a valid reasoner.
>>25094250
You are about the first (and probably only) person who has claimed - unironically - that NEETdom is fun. Most everyone that is a NEET is one because of pressures that forced him to become one, hardly by choice. There's the Anon who wanted to be a bureaucrat, but couldn't pass a civil service exam, and became a NEET; or some other one who wanted to go to university, but didn't have the means to do so, and became a NEET for lack of an alternate route; there's the one who became one for pride, because he'd rather be hidden inside than accept a job he claimed he'd never work.
NEETdom is not a desired condition. So, tell me - I am asking with genuine curiosity -: what did you want to be, back when you were young?
>>25094302
Luckily, I don't have to use FurAffinity-tier *insert action here* to give my posts the appearance of... whatever you were trying to convey...
I wish, this was my one day off this week.
I've got to work the next 5 days straight.
send help neetbros
>>25094360
If you want help, you should ask your manager.
>>25094325
I always wanted to be a NEET, wagie. Always have, always will be.
I don't need your "dreams" because it's just a codeword for enslavement. Anything you can learn at college I can learn at home. You see, wagies need structure. They need Authority. Without a source of instruction in their lives, the wageslave falls apart.
In a way, the wageslave is very much a slave to his own lack of individualism. You can't tell a wagie " learn for the sake of learning" because he'll just parrot MUH JOB MUH MONEY MUH CONTRIBUSHION. Wageies are like zombies clinging to whatever can give them meaning.
I pity the wageslave. If you don't have fun being a NEET, it just means you can't have fun with freedom. You can't create your own goals. You can't live without a boss and a carrot on a stick (Muh money)
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>>25094380
Holy fuck so much samefagging in one thread.
>>25094380
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I LOVE THIS GUY MAN! I LOVE THIS GUY! WOOOOOOOOO NEETY WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOHOOOO
>>25094387
Holy shit LADDY
Wage slaves around the world just got btfo
>>25094387
Go easy on him, man! That wagie's probably on the brink as it is!
>>25093021
>tfw I'm going no where in the job market
>tfw my mom is threatening to kick me out if I don't get a job or go back to school
>tfw I'm now enrolled in school again, going after a masters in political science.
How fucked am I going to be when I graduate? I'm hoping against hope that I can just be a perpetual student, get a phd in political science, get a job in academia that's on track to get tenured, and then spend my days teaching political science and banging college qts.
>>25094485
>perpetual student
This is honestly my goal. I want to avoid the real world for as long as possible, even if I have to pay denbts afterwards.
>>25093021
Actually I work weekends, I get 4-5 days off. It's cool because I get to go to stores on weekdays and there are never any lines
social life is hell though unless you're going to keep up the NEET routine while being employed
>>25094387
The point of learning is to apply said learning: there is no use of learning anything if it will remain in a bubble. Learning (assuming you actually do this, of course, which I highly doubt) and then continuing to remain a NEET brings about the same exact net benefit as if you didn't learn anything.
A NEET by definition is outside society: so why do you try to emphasize the supposed benefits of being a NEET if you don't care for society or its opinion of you? Do you particularly care what the world thinks, after all, that you must justify it? Really, by being in a closed system, you can't actually prove that you know anything unless you provide input.
>>25094515
>The point of learning is to apply said learning
>this is what wagekeks actually believe
Fucking pathetic.
>>25094515
>The point of learning is to apply said learning
Lmao, listen to this wageslave. Yeah, I'm sure I don't REALLY enjoy learning programming For its own sake. I can't acquire a sense of wonder from Beautiful theorems, Music, and Art. The only point of something is if it can make you money.
Imagine a wageslave and a NEET listening to a symphony
>NEET: Wow, this is really beautiful
>Wageslave: What's beautiful?"
>NEET: The song
>Wageslave: But it's not making me money
>NEET: err, It's not supposed to make you money. You're supposed to appreciate the-
>Wageslave: The opportunity cost of this song is approximately $6.45
>NEET: Um, ok. What did you do with your mom's wedding band after she died?
>Wageslave: Melted it down, Gold at market value is $50 per gram. Approximate Earnings = $350
>NEET: That's nice
Wagies are LITERALLY slaves to the Greenback. Off with you wagie.
>>25094618
>>NEET: Wow, this is really beautiful
>>Wageslave: What's beautiful?"
>>NEET: The song
>>Wageslave: But it's not making me money
AHAHAHAAHA WAGESLAVES ARE FUCKING IDIOTS
>>25094349
Ah the poor wagie fails to understand layers of humour.
One of these days you might.
>>25094618
Can wageslaves recover from this BTFOing?
>>25094618
lmao THIS! THIS xD
I'm a wagecuck and honestly NEETbros are right. You can't say you wouldn't honestly want unlimited free time unless you are an extreme outlier and make fuck tons of money. I wish every fucking day I could be a NEET but my parents aren't the type to go for that and I have no disabilities.
>>25094614
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>>25094650
WAGIES ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED!! WAGIES ON 72 HOUR PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION!! GO EASY ON 'EM NEETLORD!!
>>25093021
I'd honestly almost always say yes to working weekends
DAT PLENTY RATE
Fuck a few of those a month and I'd have enough money to buy real audiophile headphones and limited editions of books, get a home gym going.
>>25093021
>grab a beer
Hell yeah. Get one to and give me a lecture on some military history and politics.
Chug if we mention kikes.
Meh. I make plenty of money at my job, and hate being idle. I wish I had more hours tbqh
I don't know how NEETs don't go insane from boredom. Though, looking at threads like this, it looks like they do.
>not being part time job master race
Still have plenty of time to myself, have some money around to buy things I want, still live with parents but they're mostly off my back about getting a job. Can have a conversation with normies about "what I do" without feeling completely pathetic or having to dance around the topic. Feels good man.
>>25094727
>insane
No, wagecuck. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again.
In this case, abiding by your work schedule...is doing the same thing over, and over, and over again!
Maybe next time you'll get a raise!
Daily reminder that College student > Neet > Wagie
>>25094741
I'm also part time here & live at home. I've got $30k in the bank. Feels good man.
So how do you guys feel about programmers who work from home and still collect a paycheck?
How does it feel knowing as "free" as you may think you are, you're always going to be dependent on mummy daddy dollars and government gimedats?
Think about when the jig is going to be up, and your pathetic parents die or the government calls you up saying your social insurance is running out at the end of the month. Only then you'll be thinking rats maybe I should have gotten a job LOL :^D
>>25094792
I'm pretty jealous of people who have the discipline to work from home. If I could find a way to do it reliably, I certainly would.
>>25094854
Mummys precious little sugarlumps is never going to leave home faggot.
>>25094892
What about when mummy dies?
>>25094908
inHERITANCE NIGGA
>>25094618
EXX DEEEE this memelord!!
These threads are eternally amusing, I am a long term NEET and I can tell you firsthand that it is soul crushing. You wagies never fail to throw your POV, oblivious to the truth of the matter. NEETdom blows. You do need to make sacrifices and comprimise, I just refuse to be a drone. Happiness is more important than money, but I'd like to see you live without money. I get trampled on all the time and I refuse to participate in society if I'm going to be nothing but a tool, constantly belittled, berated, second class. I try hard to never infringe anyone's rights but I would rather martyr than play a game that is geared to benefit the socially apt/social elite. Treat us as equals, please. We did not choose to be born like this, I will not be shamed into fitting into a mold even if it is in my best interest. I see it clearly, I know I do it to myself however my opinion on this matter will not be swayed. I now realize I am the biggest SJW of all but I feel compelled to make you see the way I see. I will not be your doormat.
>>25094178
Must suck being American. All the garbage you spewed made no sense, dumb American education system I guess. I guess America is so shit that being a NEET is actually appealing.
>>25094854
My daddy inherited my grandpa's business and has already set aside enough money and investment for me to live the rest of my life without having to work provided I don't go crazy with spending and blow it all on foreign cars, expensive clothes, women, etc. But that's the kind of thing only a pathetic wagie with a miserable life would do to try to fill the void in his empty life. Sadly, it never works.
I will admit that daddy made me go to uni and get a degree before he'd give me access to the money. But he didn't care exactly what I went to study so I just got a bullshit liberal arts degree (Asian Cultures & Languages).
>>25094408
never seen anyone as pathetic as op desu
I so enjoy this witty little frog. His zeal for welfare will help ease the transition to the new world order! Don't bother mating or owning property; we have everything you need on the internet, from women that will do anything you want, to video games that take you to never before seen worlds!
>>25094959
Hmmmmm
somebody has some esplainin to do...
>>25094918
So you're going to inherit the house that they're probably still paying mortgage on?
>>25094673
They have two days to do so. Hopefully they can manage.
>>25095117
>NEETslimes actually believe people work the same schedules on the same days for the same hours
It's cute.
>>25095267
Fuck YOU WAGEKEK HOW DARE YYOU!!!
>>25094946
You're my favorite anon.
>>25093021
You mean two weeks, right?
Did you forget it's Christmas again?
HEY NOW, HEY NOW NOW
SING THIS WAGEKEK TO ME
Hey Waitress! could you pass me a glass Whiskey? Looks like its gonna be a long night.
>>25094178
Hey look over here bozo! I've been attending these Comedy Club nights for a while now and didn't you use this one in your last routine? You're a hack.
>>25094387
HAHAHA what an absolute MADMAN. Hey next round is on us! For Neets only.
>>25094618
Don't you think that's enough for one night NEET-LORD? This is turning into a massacre.
>>25094965
You said it matey!
>>25093021
Thisis true and he might get punished for showing up for work drunk.
holy fuck this is some of the dumbest shit i've ever seen
>>25094935
Underrated post from someone who is likely actually NEET.
>>25094074
>A Robot wants to be useful, and to be seen as 'successful
Absolutely not mate.
Been working/had friends for a long time, didn't like any second of it, now i'm a NEET again and i appreciate having no pressure about anything.
>>25093021
>Oh, what's that? Your boss might call you in if he's short-staffed?
but my workplace is closed during the weekends
>>25094618
false analogy. learning to compose a symphony to compose a nice song is already an application of what you learned. you, on the other hand, argued earlier that learning to compose for the sake of just learning it has sense
>>25093021
The wagecuck can exist without the neet. However, the neet cannot exist without the wagecuck, who pays his bills through tax money.
You should be grateful to wagecucks, because without them you cannot exist as a neet.
>>25093021
>Be NEET
>always laugh at these threads
>Become wagecuck
>now they really start to get to me
>>25098498
>Become wagecuck
You made your choice to suffer.
Now you can live with it.
>implying neets are anything but a leech on civilization
>implying neets are independent in anyway
Oops, mommy and daddy died and you didn't inherit anything!
neets literally on suicide watch
>>25098590
It's only a 6 week temp assignment I took on so I could buy a car.
>>25094178
fucking hack using the same material! BOOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!!
>Have no money
>Have no social life, cant see friends, cant take girls out on a date, cant buy things I want, cant go on holiday, cant travel period, pretty much cant do anything, just exist while feeling like shit
>Get job
>Sit at a checkout for 6 hours a day, 2-3 days a week, making light banter with old people while I sit on my ass scanning produce
>Socialize with people at work and feel better for it
>More importantly I have the freedom to do whatever I want
And Im the cuck. You NEETs are literally being cucked out of experiencing life by your own fears/laziness
Lemme burst the bubble for you: Work isnt that hard.
You know what is hard? Heart break is hard. Fighting in active combat is hard. Natural disasters are hard
Working isnt hard
>>25094049
>$500
Fucking lol. Living the dream anon.
>>25093021
So the wagecuck word isn't censored at all.
Hey hey pass the mic pass the mic I got another poem for you boys
I call it: "The Waged Bird"
*ahem*
A NEET bird leaps
on the back of the wind
and floats downstream
till the current ends
and dips his wing
in the orange sun rays
and dares to claim the sky.
But a bird that stalks
down his narrow cage
can seldom see through
his bars of rage
his wings are clipped and
his feet are tied
so he opens his throat to sing.
The waged bird sings
with a fearful trill
of things unknown
but longed for still
and his tune is heard
on the distant hill
for the waged bird
sings of freedom.
The NEET bird thinks of another breeze
and the trade winds soft through the sighing trees
and the fat worms waiting on a dawn bright lawn
and he names the sky his own
But a waged bird stands on the grave of dreams
his shadow shouts on a nightmare scream
his wings are clipped and his feet are tied
so he opens his throat to sing.
The waged bird sings
with a fearful trill
of things unknown
but longed for still
and his tune is heard
on the distant hill
for the waged bird
sings of freedom.
>>25093021
>Constantly consider trying to better myself and start going outside or get a job
After looking it up I realized to get the same amount of money as I do now doing nothing, I'd have to work for over 10 hours, 6 days a week.
More if the job was minimum wage.
>>25096324
Thisguy BTFO wagecucks every time.
>>25096035
IN THE LAND OF THE KEK
BE KING, KING, KING, KING
Any other wagecucks here feel awful?
Last week I had this blanket delivered. Ad you can see it is the same blanket that Pepe wears in these fucking NEET threads.
I was planning on putting it on and wearing it each and every day and taking pictures of myself wearing it so I could mock and laugh at the fucking pathetic NEETS who think that because they have no job they are more 'comfortable' and capable and happy.
But guess what?
It is still wrapped up. I haven't had a single chance to so much as touch it or unbox it. I have been cold because my heating broke and I can't afford to pay for the repairs.
I admit now. NEETS are our betters. I haven't even had time to wrap myself in a blanket due to stress. I tried to open the box but my hands were simply too cold and I wasn't able to do it. I felt defeated in that moment. I will probably quit my job soon.
>be wagecuck
>kill self
What do the inferior wagecucks mean by this?
>>25093021
>tfw voting for political parties that want to withdraw a large portion of the welfare system.
Oh neetypoopies, I can't wait!
>>25099016
that is an expensive blanket.
you're still making it on your own, mr wagecuck
.
NEETs depend on family to get by.
It's the secret NEET shame that no one talks about. They are not independent, and when their parents die they're fucked assuming they dont get a fuckload of money as an inheritance, and even then, most NEETS would squander it on vidya and frivolous purchases. Unless NEETs change and turn into the wagecucks they hate, the end game for them is homelessness which isnt comfy or happy at all.
>>25093021
Y-yeah well, F-FUCK YOU
