Just got a match on tinder.
What do i say,/ r9k/? Help me. I thought about starting it off with 'Hello m'lady'.
>>25092480
Ask her if she wants to come over and play Mario Maker with you and your mom.
>>25092513
This or ask if you can fist her ass.
>>25092513
serious, help man. I don't know what to say.
Is 'Hello" enough?
"I just got out of a serious relationship. I'm looking for something light and fun. Are you fun? "
>>25092538
I've never done any of these dating sites, but I would say something like, "Hi, I see we were matched here. You wanna get together sometime for lunch or something?"
Just ask her a question about something she has on her proflie. Dont say "hello" or any shit like that
>>25092559
I'm scared, why isn't she messaging me first?
>>25092572
Most people match with more then just one person..
Alright guys, i was thinking of something like this.
"Hey"
If she replies.
I'll then say, How are we on this fine summer day?"" since it's very hot today.
And go on from there, is it good?
>>25092572
Because a strong, independent, feminist, she knows that the man always makes the first move.
>>25092596
You need to use your noodle more than that, anon. Girls get hundreds of messages like that and it's boring.
>>25092644
Then what? i'm thinking about uninstalling it.
I don't know what to say, i thought asking about the weather and stuff was fine.
>>25092596
Jesus Christ dude, you need game.
Just try to think of something charming or witty.
Simply leading in with "Hey, how's the weather?" is going to get you fucking nowhere.
>>25092657
Ask her an interesting question.
>>25092657
Pick something on her profile that interests you. Something you think your autistic ass can hold a conversation over. Then you open with a question about it.
"Hey you like death grips? Whats your favorite album?"
>>25092681
Did you forget what board this is and its demographic?
>>25092572
The only women who message you on dating apps/sites are fat landwhales that don't get 500 messages per minute.
>>25092480
You've already matched with her, and small talk isn't what she wants.
Try something like,
"Hey X, I had some tickets to movie Y and I was wondering if you wanna come too"
>movie Y is a comedy or action movie, cause you're ALPHA and women already know that nowadays.
>>25092784
Tickets to his balls.
Alright guys, she looks about 18. I don't want to act like a pervert and say anything sexual or ask her right out. She will think I'm desperate.
I'm just going to go with what i feel comfortable with, and asking about the weather.
>>25092855
Then she won't ever want to have sex with you bro.
She'll put you in the category of Financial Aid rather than Husband/ Fuckbuddy which is what tinder is about
>>25092538
>>25092572
I don't know where you're from, but in my area, there are a ton of profiles that say "I won't message first" and "I won't respond to 'Hi/What's up'"
>>25092880
I got stuff planned out, RELAX.
I'm going to tell her about how i have no aircon, etc.. in my room and if she does i'll ask her to share.
I got this worked out. I know what i'm doing.
>>25092903
>I know what i'm doing
No you don't. Otherwise you'd be knee deep in her pussy right now.
>>25092932
Alright on her profile it says (no one likes a bore)
How do i go on from there?
>>25092969
Offer to do something fun. Take her to an amusement park if one is near. Or even bowling. Just no dinner and movie.
Casually touch her during the date. Then kiss her at the end.
>>25093063
It's our FIRST ever conversation, i haven't even said a word and you want me to ASK her out already?
>>25093074
Yes. It's Tinder. The subtext of don't be a bore is she wants to do something. Ask her something interesting and ask to meet after a relatively short conversation.
>>25093074
She's also saying that she wants to be entertained. If you're asking us what to say, you'll likely bore her in a regular conversation. Get her to do something and something fun.
>>25093193
Alright, how about this.
I'll ask her about the weather and how shes liking it, and in the same sentance asking her what she likes to do for fun?
When she tells me i might hint the things i like to do, such as riding motorcycles and ask her if she wants to learn to ride.
>>25093219
"It's pretty nice out, don't you think? I'm planning on going out for a ride on my motorcycle. I love short trips and random adventures."
>>25093266
Do i just copy and paste that as a starter?
>>25093323
Yes. Give it a try. Post results. I'll help more if I can.
>>25093391
Ok man, I'M doing it now. I'm still scared though (i dont want her to think i'm a show off or something). As soon as you see this post it will be sent.
>>25093476
A picture of you on your motorcycle in your profile might get you more matches.
>>25093551
I dont want materialistic girls. I put in my bio i loved riding motorcycles.
That's all i need.
>>25093563
Tinders not for serious relationships friend, the type of woman using it are all gonna be materialistic and shallow.
>>25093680
This girls profile doesn't look shallow to me, she looks innocent looking at her picture.
It looks like she wants a boyfriend.
>>25092480
>I thought about starting it off with 'Hello m'lady'.
dont do this OP, you will never get laid. you have to say this:
m'lady, *fedora tip
Yeah right . You probably are her only match and she never used tinder before to get a quick fucking session.
I still didn't send her a message, i'm too scared. What if someone liked my profile by accident or as a joke?
Why do girls HAVE to be so scary?
>>25093825
Post a picture or describe yourself.
>>25093853
Alright i'll send it now i swear. Now even 10 days on NOFAP has given me the courage to talk to women.
How does chad do it.
>>25093878
Chad talks like an illiterate monkey.
>>25093878
I'm going to sleep. Just trust me, keep the conversation light and offer her a ride.
.>>25093963
what if its my first time with a passenger, do i tell her?
>>25093977
>Being a passenger virgin
I don't have a smug enough anime girl for this.
>>25094066
what the fuck is it so scar to msg a girl first? If she liked my pic why is she not messaging me first?
>>25094076
Because she doesn't want to seem thirsty and girls always want guys to msg first it's their femnazi way of feeling wanted. Better hurry man before Chad gets her.
>>25094201
Im so scared man. i just want to uninstall the app.
