>millions of years of evolution compel me to reproduce
>don't
who else /mischief/
the father doesn't matter, its the women who reproduce.
>>25091801
>tfw you are literally expendable trash from a biological perspective
>Everyone thinks I'm going to do well in uni
>don't
M I S C H E V I O U S
>>25091801
>>25091823
This turned from /mischief/ to /depressing/ quickly.
>>25091789
>see global agenda to diminish the white race
>have 12+ pure, indoctrinated white kids
>Walk slowly to hold people up behind me
>Abruptly stop when walking crowded/narrow halls and rooms
>>25091823
you can call me trash all you want, doesn't change anything.
>Have potential
>irretrievably chuck it down the drain
D-Diabolical.
>>25091856
there is no such thing as the white race retard. Are Poles in the white races? Are the Irish? Cos 200 years ago my ancestors thought the Irish were the absolute scum of the earth. But now it's all 'white pride world wide' as if a melanin deficiency is something to be proud of.
Posted this photo
>>25091913
>deficiency
wrong, it's the perfectly adjusted amount for life at the latitudes it developed at
>>25091913
>current year
>being this triggered
grumpy shitskin detected
oy vey the support the revisionist narrative!
Here's a simple way to figure out if someone belongs to the white race:
>Is their skin white?
>Are they from a european country or have pure european ancestry?
>Do they have no shitskin genes?
All Yes = white
>get on Tinder
>use my good looks to arrange dates at Starbucks
>park outside Starbucks, stand up the chick, observe and record how long they sit around and wait
>jerk off in the shower to what could have been
ZESTY
>>25091913
Fuck off shitskin. Your blood came from a 3rd world shithole and your people will never be able to produce anything other than 3rd world shit.
>>25092042
heh, you certainly pranked them
>>25091841
>>25091891
>>25092042
you can't devilish your own posts. It doesn't work like that.
>>25092042
Catfish man 2?
>see Star Wars
>tell people it was bad
>it was good
2 SPICY
>>25092068
sorry faggot, r9k belongs to the normies now :)
>>25092068
>establishes arbitrary rules for best meme on r9k
>has to nitpick and slow down the fun
>not happy when others are happy
>makes useless, unwelcome posts that do little more than distract from everyone's good time
WICKED
>>25091789
>mom asks me if I know where her keys are
>say no
>I do know where they areTHE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>see thread about to die because of lost interest
>bump it
>>25093186
>respond thus bumbing it some more
>person tells me to do something
>don't do it
I'm insane
>post something I think is dank
>respond to myself 2-3 times with reaction images to get the ball rolling
>GF asks if one day I would want to marry her
>tell her yes
>won't
>supposed to be a normal functioning adult male
>am not
>make friends
>ignore them
>>25093513
A B S O L U T E N O R M I E
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>>25091913
You seem lost.
Please go back to Huffpo.
>parents want me to get married and have kids
>don't
>go to movies with girl
>hold hands
>literally everything in the environment and the way she looks suggest I should kiss her at that exact moment
>don't
>jack off five times that night
