>hey, whats an attractive guy like you doing alone on a friday night?
what do?
>>25091038
"bitch I'm lookin for some tendies"
>>25091038
browsing 4chan all night. how about yourself?
turn around to see how handsome the guy behind me is
>>25091044
>>25091111
checked your gets, my friends
I'd tell her I'm masturbating, of course. Why lie.
>>25091111
>tfw he tells her he's gay
>he puts his hand on your butt
>>25091038
"Talkin' to cute girls at the super market"
I then proceed to unless a flood of spaghetti
>>25091134
th-then what?
>>25091038
what's a woman in the frozen foods aisle doing hitting on an attractive man? Don't you know my smv can land me a girl who cooks with fresh ingredients?
>>25091038
obtaining fuel to get me through my obsessive smash brothers training
>>25091038
run away.
>>25091134
gee wilkins!
>>25091038
B-buying soup for one.
>>25091175
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>>25091153
>awww, thank you for calling me cute, you're a sweet guy
>you should come over for dinner at my place sometime
>i always just cook for myself and my daughter, i'd love to make something for you
>>25091038
look behind me to find the person who she is actuallly talking to
i have so little confidence that any attractive would want to talk to me (and for good reason mind you) that i always look behind me whenever a girl i don't know or don't know very well says something in my direction. it has saved me some embarrassment in the past let me tell you.
No woman actually does this, if a man did this it would be counted as sexual harrasment
>>25091235
this is why I carry ninja smoke bombs in my pocket
>>25091038
>in the grocery store
Bitch I'm getting ingredients for dinner. The fuck does it look like I'm doing? smDAMNh
>>25091235
"S-sure what's your number"
I'd imagine her daughter would be less than 7 so I'd bring over a copy of some family movie like Ice Age or Madagascar.
Maybe some $40 white wine for the mother and myself.
>>25091317
Actually, just $25 or less. She really doesn't look like she enjoys anything more than premixed vodka shit and she'd know I think she's loose if I brought some of that over for dinner.
"Buying rope and gasoline."
>>25091317
>>25091336
you guys would actually date single mothers?
>>25091438
under no circumstances.
>>25091438
I would if they could make time for me. I have a lot of single mother coworkers and their dating life is basically nonexistent because of work, kids, life and shit.
>>25091460
what about all those warnings about how they'd never really love you? you'll always be second, they'll try to trick you into paying child support, all that shit?
i'm also interested in knowing what the lives of guys on here are like for those willing to date single mothers.
i'm assuming you're all 25+ with a job.
>>25091038
My friends never want to hang out with me in the frozen foods section.
>>25091317
>>25091336
>>25091460
C U C K
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are you guys typing this from your cuck sheds?
>>25091522
>what about all those warnings about how they'd never really love you?
>dating for love
Are you messing with me or is this actually legitimate?
>>25091460
their dating life is nonexistent because they are single mothers, and that's how it should be. All single mothers should have immense difficulty replacing the man whose children she bore, and all young women should be aware of this difficulty. This is the only way to drive down the incidence of single motherhood in this country. The welfare state has removed financial incentives for finding a stable husband, so the only way to enforce family values is through social consequences.
>>25091038
Fuck you chestlet faggot, go back to texting your normie dirt
>>25091438
>>25091598
This thread assumes the single mother is still young and cute and most importantly easy.
Also the real cuck is the father paying child support while I'm destroying the mothers vag
>>25091611
>in this country
This isn't unique to America.
>>25091235
This really cut deep, famarama.
>>25091038
"1 date, ok? thats it! If you prove your worth to me I might breed with you. I will test your knowledge of history, philosophy and politics. I will test your athletic ability to assure that you possess the genes that would heir me a proper son worthy of my legacy. And above all else I will push your mind to the extreme to accurately identify your meme density levels. Do not disappoint me."
>>25091673
DON'T SUBSIDIZE THE CONSEQUENCES OF WOMEN HAVING CHILDREN WITH LOW QUALITY MEN OR MEN WHOM THEY CANNOT KEEP AROUND. THIS HAS A NEGATIVE IMPACT ON THE SEXUAL MARKET SIGNALS EMITTED BY HONEST AND TRADITIONAL MEN. YOU ARE ASSISTING IN THE CULTURAL DECAY OF THE WEST IF YOU AS MUCH AS CONSIDER GIVING A SINGLE MOTHER YOUR ATTENTION.
>>25091673
I suppose pumping and dumping single moms is acceptable
>>25091729
If all men did this we'd live in a different world.
>>25091750
Right, we'd have bred out autism.
>>25091747
NEVER. THIS CONSOLATION PRIZE NOT ONLY EASES THE EFFECT OF SOCIAL OSTRACISM FOR THE SINGLE MOTHER BUT ALSO NEGATIVELY MODELS PROPER ADULT BEHAVIOR FOR HER CHILD. OFFERING A SINGLE MOTHER ANY RECOGNITION OF VALUE, EVEN AS ONLY A SEXUAL OBJECT, WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE. ALL A SINGLE MOTHER DESERVES IS INDIFFERENCE.
>>25091038
get the fuck out of my face you stupid slut
