Share your most embarassing childhood memories
This is one of my finer moments
>be me around 2nd grade
>at school
>boys room had urinal troughs, pic related
>kids would stand on opposite wall and try to piss from across the room
>piss everywhere on floor, I'm talking like half an inch at all times
>go to bathroom one day by myself
>approach urinal bath tub
>slip in piss puddle, flat on my back
>in my hair, all over my shirt, pants are wet
>start crying immediately
>run to the office
>secretary asks me "anon, what happened?"
>"it's peepee!!"
>".... Is it yours? "
>" no! I don't do that! It's stupid"
>I meant I didn't piss on the floor, she thinks I mean I don't piss
>"um... Well take your shirt off and we'll call your mom to bring you some clothes"
>mom shows up, I'm still crying
>hear secretary tell my mom
>"he says it's not his pee because he doesn't do that. I'm not sure what to think "
>for whatever reason, I start taking my fucking pants off right in front of everyone, still sobbing, covered in piss
>I yell "no I don't because I'm not STUPIIIIIIIID"
>mom just takes me home to shut me up
takes a solid hour to explain to mom what happened because I was a fucking retard child. It's a wonder I wasn't actually retarded the way I used to act.
And people say homeschooling is dumb. Public schools are child abuse.
>>25090706
Homeschooling is more abusive pham. I was homeschooled from k-8th grade, and had my first taste of pubilc school at a 2600 student california public high school. Needless to say things didn't go well despite my high test scores. Social intelligence is just as much of a thing as intellectual intelligence and boy am I retarded socially. That happens when you don't regularly interact with people who aren't in your immediate family / close group of family friends.
>>25090679
>be in 6th grade
>in math class
>I told a joke and was wanting to see who would laugh
>no on even turned to look at me
>I kept looking around at classmates to see if they were at least smiling
>start looking at this specific girl
>teacher notices
> "Anon you're supposed to be doing your work but your just sitting there smiling at Stacey"
>whole class looked at me and I had to sit on a different seat
>>25090768
>not playing with neighborhood kids
>not playing local sports
>not being in church groups or boy scouts
Still, you were free from having your self esteem crushed by bullies. Homeschooling is still superior.
>>25090869
> said the NEET
>>25090894
I fucking wish I was NEET. I joined the military to pay denbts.
Homeschooled until 8th grade, went to private catholic schools until uni, went to UC school, then joined military.
>>25090916
>>25090894
>>25090869
>>25090768
>>25090706
Pic related also original comment robot
>>25090869
I played with neighborhood kids
I played street hockey with said kids and was always stuck being the goalie because I was shit socially by age 8
Also I was in a religious cult that made us dress weird and eat weird so that didn't help.
But you're right, I was never bullied, I guess there is that. Maybe it would have toughened me up since iv'e been punched in the face multiple times but never fought back, even as an adult.
