Hey guys, look who I found on Tinder! A Jedi!
I hope she likes dark siders...
rofl kill yourself thirsty motherfucker
>getting matches on tinder
Fuck off chad cunt.
she would not be into star wars if that movie and hype for it did not happen.
>>25090303
I am the farthest thing from a chad on all of /r9k/
I have no human friends irl (but I do have cat friends)
I never do things with friends
Never been drunk in my life
never smoked in my life
never been on a date
never been to a party (aside from kids birthday parties and family parties)
never done illegal drugs
live in my parents basement
still get tinder matches
Started using tinder like 5 days ago, left swipe almost everyone, still got like 6-8 matches so far
come at me faggots
>>25090287
kek
what are the odds she knows what you're talking about
>>25090378
literally zero
>>25090372
I'm thin
Don't have friends, never had a girlfriend, never had a female friend
Never done drugs
Don't drink liquor
No job
Live with my parents
Made tinder last night, used up both my likes and I'm back to waiting 11 hours until the next.
Not one single match, you're full of shit. Faggot.
It's kind of sad that women have so few interests and hobbies that they have to latch on to the latest advertisement produced hyped fad to try and seem interesting.
>>25090378
>EW WHO IS THIS FUCKING FREAK!
>oh I got another message from a cute guy
>*Hey, you wnt sum fuk?*
>>25090429
I didn't get a single match my first day either but after that I got a bunch
but one is fat
and one is a feminist who I added just to troll (didn't troll her yet)
I have like 5 or 6 others right now between my two tinder accounts
and one bot that I added for lulz and bot added me too lol
>>25090577
You're a lying faggot who most likely has above average looks. It's been more then 24 hours.
Go boast somewhere else.
>>25090597
What am I lying about? Everything I said is honest.
I may have above average looks, I don't know, it's subject to interpretation. I have long hair and a beard and look kinda viking except I'm pretty skinny.
>>25090659
>I may have above average looks,
Stopped reading, OP is a phaggot. Take your shit thread to >>>/b/
>>25090676
What am I lying about? I never said anything about my looks before that post and in that post I said I don't know if I am above average. You're a faggot.
/r9k/ is jealous of OP
