>be a 19 year old kissless virgin
>qt girl invites me over to watch movie with her fiend
>friend doesn't show since her stomach hurt
>watching some Netflix
>we start talking and she learns im a KV
>skeptical but said "any girl would be lucky to take it"
>talk some more and go in for the kiss cuz I think she is interested
>we start making out (I had no idea what the fuck I was doing) and feeling each other up out after we cuddle for a bit watching
>stop before clothes come off because I didn't bring a condom and was terrified of sucking
>next day her friend approaches me calling me an asshole skeptical I was a virgin and was just trying to take advantage of her after she ditched us
>happy thinking that i'm not an obvious virgin anymore like I was when I was younger
>>25090250
shit shit shit wrong pic
![cat[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TMtjhjL.png "cat[1].png")
>>25090267
whatpic was this supposed to be
>>25090267
Anon, why do you have gifs of dancing naked men on your computer?
Congratulations, now work on your english.
>next day her friend approaches me calling me an asshole skeptical I was a virgin and was just trying to take advantage of her after she ditched us
This sentence is so fucked up I barely understood what you're trying to say.
>>25090282
cat{1}
>>25090267
holy crap this is so cute and funny!
>>25090331
>hours of shitposting here instead of reading books has irreversibly fucked up my grammar
I'm just too excited
>>25090327
>/fit/
well, today OP was literally a faggot
>>25090267
Can we pretend it's a man and he said
>any boy would be lucky to take it
?
>26 year old virgin, had been waiting for the right girl, and waiting until marriage
>give up on finding qt virgin waifu
>decide I might as well be a degenerate
>go on dating app
>find qt 19 year old trap
>meet up
>suck her feminine penis
>she sucks my masculine penis, with great enthusiasm
>drinks my cum like it's water and she's lost in a desert
>asks me if I want to go further
>I agree
>she whimpers as I penetrate her boipussy
>tells me to keep going
>starts moaning
>begs me not to stop
>she cums, without even touching her penis
>becomes incredibly tight
>feels amazing around my cock
>cum inside her, the hardest, best orgasm I've ever had
>kiss her
>see her eyes tearing up
>ask what's wrong
>tells me nobody's ever wanted to be with her like this before
>fall asleep cuddling
>wake up to her sucking my dick
I no longer deserve a pure virgin wife, but it wasn't going to happen anyway.
>>25090831
You disgusting faggot degenerate. Have fun with your AIDS
>>25090862
You mad?
I don't care, even if I do get AIDS, I can just kill myself, there's nothing left in the world for me anyway.
