Alright, I'm about to order some pizza. So you guys tell me what kind of pizza you want along with your favorite toppings. I'll be paying, don't sweat it.
i like pepperoni black olives and feta cheese.
Anything sans vegetables.
>>25089252
Everything but those dirty rubbery mushrooms please. Ask for extra sause and make sure they don't skimp on the olives!
Can we also get some garlic sticks?
I'll take mine with heavy pineapples please.
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Alright, so that's one large pizza with pepperoni, black olives, feta cheese, no mushrooms, extra sauce, olives, and heavy pineapples with a side of garlic sticks. You guys want any kind of soda?
>>25089392
diet coke, extra large
>>25089252
No sauce, no cheese, double anchovies, double olives
>>25089392
I SAID NO VEGETABLES
>>25089500
Well shit, I'm on the phone with the pizza guy as we speak. You want me to order you a small pizza for you with no vegetables?
>>25089536
Just order the same pizza, just without the vegetables. Everyone will have to make do.
Also shrimp.
And a salad too. But make sure the tomatoes are cut up into really big pieces so that I'll gag if I try to fit one in my mouth.
And, oh, also in the salad, throw a whole bunch of those disgusting pickled peppers that make me want to vomit.
Yea, like that.
>>25089392
Can we get that on a Tandoori stuffed crust? And then deep fry the crust.and then stuff the crust inside another pizza crust
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>>25089475
Alright, so we have two large pizzas. One with pepperoni, double black olives, feta cheese, mushrooms, extra sauce, and heavy pineapples, double anchovies with a side of garlic sticks. And another large pizza with pepperoni, feta cheese, extra sauce, double anchovies, extra sauce, and NO mushrooms, and NO olives. And a large diet coke. Let me just redial the pizza place, the guy hung up on me for taking too long.
>>25089686
ONE MUST BE NO SAUCE MOTHERFUCKER I'M NOT EATING THAT TOMATO GARBAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25089637
Alright, so we have two large pizzas. One with pepperoni, double black olives, feta cheese, mushrooms, extra sauce, and heavy pineapples, double anchovies with a side of garlic sticks. And another large pizza with pepperoni, feta cheese, extra sauce, double anchovies, extra sauce, and NO mushrooms, and NO olives, shrimp, and deep-fried stuffed crust stuffed inside more crust. And a large diet coke. Is everyone accounted for?
>>25089734
You gotta deep-fry all that as well
And replace the tomato base withseafood sauce
>>25089717
WELL THEN YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO EAT THE BREADSTICKS
>>25089780
FUUUUUUCK YOUR JEWSTICKS GET A 'ZA WITHOUT THE TOMATO JEW YOU GODAMN ZIPPERHEAD FAGGOT
Take everything you said and add anchovies
Can you also get a large sprite? Diet coke makes me fart uncontrollably.
>>25089811
Alright come down, I'll get you the sauceless pizza. Just let me go through the thread again and make sure everyone's accounted for.
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>>25089825
OKAY! NOW WE HAVE three large pizzas. One with NO SAUCE. One with pepperoni, double black olives, feta cheese, mushrooms, extra sauce, and heavy pineapples, double anchovies with a side of garlic sticks. And another large pizza with pepperoni, feta cheese, extra sauce, double anchovies, extra sauce, and NO mushrooms, and NO olives, shrimp, and deep-fried stuffed crust stuffed inside more crust, completely deep-fried. A large sprite, and a large diet coke.
one large pizza with cum as sauce
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>>25089959
OKAY! NOW WE HAVE four large pizzas. One with NO SAUCE. One with pepperoni, double black olives, feta cheese, mushrooms, extra sauce, and heavy pineapples, double anchovies with a side of garlic sticks. And another large pizza with pepperoni, feta cheese, extra sauce, double anchovies, extra sauce, and NO mushrooms, and NO olives, shrimp, and deep-fried stuffed crust stuffed inside more crust, completely deep-fried. A large sprite, and a large diet coke. Oh, and for the pizza cum guy, our orders gonna be a little longer
no meat and cheese substitute im vegan
I want 4 falafel balls, my own extra large Dr Pepper, 1 pizza hold the cheese and 2 tacos hold the shell
one pizza with a hole in the middle and in the lower part of the box
Ok shut the fuck OP
this is how it's gunna be
I want 1 large supreme, 2 medium meatlovers (one for now and the other at 3AM), and 2 large cheezy bread pizzas
Do not fuck this order up
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>>25090091
Alright, so we now have four large pizzas. One with no sauce, no meat, cum. One with pepperoni, double black olives, feta cheese, mushrooms, extra sauce, and heavy pineapples, double anchovies with a side of garlic sticks. And another large pizza with pepperoni, feta cheese, extra sauce, double anchovies, extra sauce, and NO mushrooms, and NO olives, shrimp, and deep-fried stuffed crust stuffed inside more crust, completely deep-fried. And another pizza with a hole in the middle and in the lower part of the box 4 falafel balls, A large sprite, an extra large Dr. Pepper just for anon, and a large diet coke.
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>>25090127
We now have 10 large pizzas. One with no sauce, no meat, cum. One with pepperoni, double black olives, feta cheese, mushrooms, extra sauce, and heavy pineapples, double anchovies with a side of garlic sticks. And another large pizza with pepperoni, feta cheese, extra sauce, double anchovies, extra sauce, and NO mushrooms, and NO olives, shrimp, and deep-fried stuffed crust stuffed inside more crust, completely deep-fried. And another pizza with a hole in the middle and in the lower part of the box 4 falafel balls. 1 large supreme, 2 medium meatlovers (one for now and the other at 3AM), and 2 large cheezy bread pizzas. A large sprite, an extra large Dr. Pepper just for anon, and a large diet coke.
Does this place do frangioli
>>25090208
nigga that's like $250, maybe you should stop and order
>>25089252
No sauce, no cheese, ground beef on one half.
>>25090366
Alright, I'm ordering right now. But at a different pizza place. The last one told me that I was a sick fuck and to never call them again.
hey man, me and my bros and my family and my dog and my sister's friends are hungry so wed like to take 12 pepperoni pizzas, one pizza with whole wheat bread and organic tomato sauce and tofu instead of cheese cause she a vegan and 4 orders of buffalo wings and 2 orders of BBQ wings and haha this is gonna sound crazy but one pizza without sauce and cheese and ingredients just the bread haha its because my gf likes their bread on that place and wants to try making her own pizza haha and 10 orders of french fries and wait no just 9 orders and one hawaian pizza and wait nvm 10 orders and lastly 3 diet cokes and 4 sprites and 2 dr pepper and one coke without ice cause my friend jimmy here he has got a sore throat and can't drink cold stuff you know last time he did he was sick for like two weeks man that's a long time anyways and 9 cokes with ice and I forgot that the other drinks must have ice too ahaha sorry man anyways that's it, thanks bro
>>25090424
inb4 OP was a faggot today
