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> Take my wife and two kids to Star Wars > Get a sly smile
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 01:15:44 Post No. 25088693 [Report]
> Take my wife and two kids to Star Wars
> Get a sly smile as I'm handed the tickets, think nothing of it
> "Produced by J.J. Abrams"
> Hmm, sounds a bit like "Abraham", but Star Wars is based off traditional western mythology... so what harm could this do?
> Watch movie
> Glances between family get more and more awkward throughout the movie
> Realize I am being cucked
> Bow my head in shame and quietly sit through to the end
> Start sobbing as Rey and Finn fuck
> The Jew has won
> Daughter now wants a "big black staff" to hold in her hands
> Son is now a Homer
> Wife won't sleep with me
> Wife now sleeps with other men
> Only allowed to watch if crammed into a small white metal ball
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 01:20:15 Post No.25088769
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 01:20:15 Post No.25088769 [Report]
>tfw you will never be apart of the resestance
>tfw you will never be moleested by rey.

Why live
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 02:10:17 Post No.25089765
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 02:10:17 Post No.25089765 [Report]
>>25088693
10/10 would read again

Fuck your robot
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 02:12:06 Post No.25089803
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 02:12:06 Post No.25089803 [Report]
but Rey friendzones the fuck out of hornyman.

this movie is actually about Rey and not Horniman
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 02:13:35 Post No.25089835
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 02:13:35 Post No.25089835 [Report]
>>25088693

Please stop being this insecure.
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 03:16:03 Post No.25090930
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 03:16:03 Post No.25090930 [Report]
>>25088693
>Has a white wife
>Goes with her to see a cuck movie
Lol you were asking for it
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 03:16:55 Post No.25090940
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 03:16:55 Post No.25090940 [Report]
>>25088693
Great post tbqh, enjoyed it more than the movie.
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