/r9k/ Omegle Thread
http://www.omegle.com/
Tags are r9k and robot9k
kiki where
Is that the girl who made Vaporwave?
>mfw I want to join but I'm an autistic sperglord who is afraid of social interaction
>>25087545
>come here and post about it
Fuck off with your fake fears
is my bf on?
It's been too long
>>25087626
Yes, he is. Come.
is my autistic bf on?
>>25088353
define autistic
oc
It's getting cold, isn't it?
DESU
>>25088353
Yes, I am here. I'm waiting for you homey. I mean honey. Awww man, so awkward!
tfw you havent seen your omegle gf on in a while
>>25087482
Provide sauce unto me, please.
>>25088885
Best girl. I've spent hours and hours talking with her.
>>25088974
>that angle
Yuck. Interest revoked. Looks like sixteen-year-old girl with a boy's jaw and borderline androgyny.
this anon hides their face
WE'RE BACK FOR CHRISTMAS
anon has BIG headphones
This anon is a captain
coke snorting sound mixing anon
>>25089087
I'd still rape her, or him, whatever it is.
post your rare king disconnects please
>>25089829
Ask him to see his butt, it is very pleasing.
>>25089799
>>25089867
these faggots always skip males
anon is effay
>>25089881
will do
>>25089984
that's because you're a faggot
>>25090000
quads on a pic of me, i feel accomplished
and i actually am proud of being effay lol
>>25090000
You look like you have a tight little boipussy too.
>>25090047
Actually I have a 9.5" dongerino and my anus isn't that tight desu, it's like average.
someone said I look like a trap ;___;
>>25090085
Shut up and bend over, girly boi.
tinychat dotcom slash r9one
chat for r9k
anon keeps making this hand signal to me, what is anon trying to say?
anon just finished a hard day of work. Told me he's looking for an e-gf, any takers?
anon just bought this nice pair of used panties. Anon is looking to buy more, any offers?
brit anon is pretty tired, entire reason he's on omegle right now is because he needs someone to sing him a lullaby
anon is pretty shit on guitar, can't even pay any Bonham or Hazel
>>25089799
i hope he kills himself desu
anon has a big cheesy grin on his face
>>25090683
why?
>>25090421
>>25090534
>>25090607
>>25090665
>>25090767
I've never seen any of these people on here before.
>>25087545
same here
>tfw I'll never be one of /r9k/'s cool kids
>tfw no omegle gf to be lewd with
Look at all these normie faces. What has /r9k/ become?
anon is fucking excited to see me
>>25090785
your point being? they're all from the tag
>>25090802
>>25090815
>being this thirsty
fuckoff
>>25089829
he's so cute wow be my bf cute butt anon
>>25090840
ask him about his piss cans
>tfw not original
>>25087482
duuuuude I wanna join but I can't talk because I'm an autist, I'm still gonna but I can't wait to be rejected by the ranks of r9k's finest, these guys know what's up :')
>>25087545
>>25090802
>>25090835
chad is looking to do some crushing tonight lads
>>25090926
You who posted this, why are your eyebrows at a 45 degree angle?
>>25090607
Britanon a qt. Ok.
>>25087482
isnt that the faggot that made Macintosh Plus?
the vaporwave shit
>>25089816
I talked to this guy once, he was absolutely based
>>25089816
seconding >>25091047
Captain Gingerbeard best waifu
anon has some very reflective glasses
>>25091047
Yeah he was a good guy, haven't seen him in ages.
>>25090840
how was I being thirsty? I didn't even mention girls ;_;
>>25091068
Ayy good job glassesbro, you found him.
anon has a nice basement look going on, anyone wanna shack up with him?
>>25091078
sure you didn't thirsty boy
TINYCHAT SLASH R9ONE
>>25091103
stop picking on me, this is why I don't go on camera
>>25091101
i didnt even know who it was
first femanon of the night lads, she called me cancer :(
>>25091156
wahhh wahhh muh feelings wahh wahh don't bully me wahh
>>25091171
I was guessing it was the guy with the weird squinted eyebrows
anon has set his new years resolution(s), losing weight, getting a better attire and...
>>25091203
well whatever found a qt instead
>>25091217
....getting his hair back
Godspeed anon
>>25091179
wow she is so pretty, really beautiful
>>25091218
good job, based glassesbro
>>25091217
>>25091229
aight monobrow joe, next time I won't disconnect
love you bro(w)
a chat for chatters
>tinychat dotcom slash r9one
Hey, what's up guys?
>>25091260
retard alert
>oc
>>25091260
Pick me a winner, mojo brojo.
Headphones anon picks something from his teeth like a damn fox.
>>25091258
stop posting the fucking room, here's a better room
kageshi com/rooms/reeeee9k
;^)
>>25091260
dangies has left us, stop pretending to be something you are not
>>25091236
>>25091236
shes a real bitch
>>25091322
let people in the cool party come on
Is my stalker on blox
>>25091322
hi clerisu
>>25091329
Isn't she the florida chick?
She wasn't mean to me. She's a qt too :3
>>25091329
she is really nice if she was mean to you, you must be actually autistic.
Baldbro voted as most based
none of you guys are really losers at life
i am khv and i cry myself to sleep with elliot smith on in the background. im the embodiment of pathetic
fuck off
i've found a new waifu lads
>>25091378;^)
>>25091523so am i ;^)
>>25091329
doesn't matter I will never meet her, she is just so pretty
>>25091376
how is she your stalker?
i think you have it confused
FUCK THIS FUCKING CUNT, GONNA REIGN THE SEVEN CIRCLES OF FUCKING HELL DOWN ON HIS HEAD, FUCKING PIECE OF THIRSTY ORBITING SHIT, I'LL FUCKING HAVE YOU, GODDAMN CUNT
>>25091637
hes cute senpai
>>25091591
it's not cute to post about yourself tho
>>25091678
I promise I'm not her, just an admirer. she is my dream girl.
>>25091616
are you my stalker
shit piecrcings
anon is getting ready to go lynching
tfw no qt jewess
why live lads?
>>25089816
can confirm
based god of dublin
>>25091922
she called me a degenerate
gonna cry myself to sleep now
t. chickenman
>>25091965
I AM THE CHICKENMAN STOP IMITATING ME
pupinia stewart cosplay has been added to the mix
>>25091922
still breathing senpai
>>25091922
The fuck, I got her as well.
I called her a trap though
>you will never
Feels sad :/
>haha look at me i'm so funny and quirky lol haha i'm wearing a silly mask hahaha
fuckoff
>>25090379
bunch of cancerous normalfag memers
anon is practicing his driver act
holy fucking shit, the normies have really invaded this board...
Everyone I have seen looks normal.
THERE'S A CAT ON THIS BOARD
token asian coming through
>>25092058
>implying you aren't
nice b8 solid 5/7
>>25092090
bitch I am so ugly I broke my webcam
whey man chad comes back for the night
I want to hug Dakota-senpai.
delete this thread
it serves absolutely no purpose or good
>>25092143
thanks for the bump, lonelyfag
fucking smug chad
where is kiki my love
>>25091260
what a fucking manchild
>go on omegle
>type in r9k for interests
>get paired with a bunch of normies
>get paired with several chads
>get paired with a qt jewess girl
FUCK THIS FUCKING BOARD, NORMIES GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no qt pikachu gf
>>25092331
wtf....
Seriously there are robot grills?
moar bumping
get in here guys
there's plenty of good company
>>25092349
tons of them desu
>>25087482
this crusty nigger looks like a Siamese cat
Whoever is spaming "normies get out" please stop.
>>25092430
>>25092430
lel yu buttmad you normie faggot
>>25088974
Thats a tranny kouhai
>>25091832
no one stalks your pimply ass
>>25092430
Hes been at it for the past hour
who else /comfty/ here
>>25092514
He is still at it
couldn't find any of you guys but found some random mad wagey.
>>25092673
>>25092673
I just keep getting told I am a normie.
Been some qts on though. Grill just told me she hasnt left her house in a week.
Not getting on tonight because some fag will post me.
>>25087482
will ferrell is a whore
i wonder, hmmmmmmmmm.....
bald anon is feeling a little smug today
>>25092496
Just tell me when she's on.
>>25092822
bitch claiming to be robot
hmmm, there's a meme for this type of person, i can't quite remember it. Anyone care to refresh me?
>>25093042
just call him raj
indian guy who cant get laid
FRIZZY FRIZZY FRIZZY HAIR MAN
Anon has got that serial killer look pinned down
>>25092856
is she your gf?
>>25092822
I think that might be a trap
>>25093042
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ebic
REDDIT HAS ARRIVED. LOOK GUYS, REDDIT HAS ARRIVED
>>25093092
It is not, she is a she and she is great
I think I just saw a giant naked baby. Or at least a naked bald man that looked like a baby
>>25093042
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
>people screencapping
jesus christ go back to soc
i just wanted to talk to robots
>>25093082
its 5:27am here
im dead inside at this point
>>25093107
>and she is great
tell me more about her then
>>25093107
>first robot looking guy to show his face
>LEDDIT ALERT LEDDIT ALERT
faggot
/fit/ is invading our tag guys
>>25093168
in what way? there's a lot to say about her
>>25093209
>Twink
>fit
>>25093209
Just start talking about what she said I guess.
your all sucks
>>25093209
that dude told me he was a permavirgin
he is a neet though living with mom and dad, all he does is lift aparently
>tfw he had boht a suit and tie
>told him to wear both
>mfw he actualyl did
based
>>25093316
i think you mean both a suit and labcoat bruh
>>25091922
>jewess
>qt
pick one
>>25093085
No we just buy our groceries at the same place apparently.
ayyyyy
>>25093424
i pick both senpai, just look at that smile
>>25093459
are you sure you're not the stalker??
it's 12 year old anons bedtime
she is my senpai
>>25093474
I'm not the one taking pictures of her and making threads about it.
anon wants me to wait for 1 minute, i'm worried
>>25093103
sup chinkfag
>>25093486
so pretty it hurts ;_;
anon is all comfy and snug in bed
>>25093522
?????
how do you know she makes threads about you ??
>>25093524
he gone blow your computer up
anon reveals his secret to me, he is in fact a
this anon is an actual artist, he showed me a bunch of really good paintings
>>25087503
>girl
but yes that's Vektroid
I like his music but he's hella delusional
Stop disconnecting you faggots.
this anon thinks he's cool, with his long hair and sideburns
kit harrington is on the tag with his kit off
haha, get it, kit with his kit off, lol, i'm so funny
>>25093656
you probably have shit-tier taste anyway
>>25093771
fuck u mate
original as fuck
>>25093735
aww i popped up here <3
anon wouldn't show me feminine penis
bump, senpai
shit
This whole capping and posting everyone thing is disgusting
Post yourself, capper
>>25094047
wanna know how i know you're new?
>>25094047
it's a buzzcut turkish manlet (5'2") with glasses and bipolar disorder, a superiority complex and a babby dick :^)
>>25094047
Everyone is capping everyone. If you aren't ready to have your picture taken don't show your face to strangers.
>>25093486
is this erica?
>>25090926
yo chad is based af
jealous much?
>>25094068
>>25094077
>>25094081
I've been on this for only a year but nobody ever posted me here because they don't disgustingly impose their insecurities upon proving how many faces they can post and rate into a thread. seek your circlejerk in reddit or something
>>25091922
I called her a Tranny Shekelmaster and she got pissed.
Why the fuck is she even here?
bump, man
>>25092349
Girls can not be robots. This has been said for a while now senpai
>thread keeps getting replies
>cant find a single r9k tag on omegle
Don't do this to me, familia.
>>25093524
>mfw my fetish is for guys wearing islamic garb covering their mouth and foreheads
<3
Bumping for bitches. I thought these threads were kill
>>25094469
fucking fag
o1rginein4we COMMMMMMMM
found this qt. she's real to
>>25092842
>>25091443
bald bro is aweomse
>blackboxxes skipping blackboxxes
bruh
>>25094862
right? show your goddamn faces, senpai
>>25094723
I love her, such a pretty face
OMEGLE THREADS ARENT ALLOWED ANYMORE
MODDSSSSSSS
>>25095102
>complaining about mods
s m h
t b h
f a m
fuck you anon calling my waifu a fat bitch!
>>25091990
>>25092011
who is this semen demon
fuck you bot this is original
>>25095229
That was me.
also
>connect to random anon
>insult him
>see him smirk right as I disconnect
stay based, random anon
>Robot
>has a webcam
choose one
>>25095278
Lots of people on the video chat though.we /soc/ now
I need to invest in a stupid mask to wear for cam threads.
how do you guys even use omegle? i can't seem to hold a conversation while my heart rate is racing at 9590 bpm
>>25093461
>>25092822
>you will never be based rinzai
>>25093268
Looks like he's not very good at the only thing he does then.
the lot of you are fucking FAGGOTS
>>25095320
just make a ninja t-shirt mask
hey L its V, got disconnected with my shitty router being a cunt, you better fucking email me, havnt had a good debate and chat in a while
only a few of us on
>tfw you can't even go to omegle to chat with fellow bots because your spoken english fucking sucks
bbbbbbbbb famalamam
So i've decided to work out some issues using omegle. Is there a proper tag for mother son type shit?
tfw nobody is on in /brittime/
>>25098374
Just "roleplay" really.
If you want to be my mommy I could drop my skype.
>>25098409
I'm a man, dude. Sorry. I heard there was a daddy/daughter tag and I was hoping there might be one for the opposite.
>>25098450
I don't know, generally you're out of luck on omegle nowadays.
It used to be a gold mine with the Girl/Guy ratio being close to 50:50 even on the sexual tags, but nowadays its mainly bots and guys with only a small part of girls.
just how the internet works I'm afraid
>>25098464
Shit. I finally moved past my aversion to roleplay only for this to happen.
>>25098490
Well there is a roleplaying channel on soc, you can also try out f-list and other countless options you know
>>25098501
I didn't know. I've been refusing to roleplay for many years. I'm still not willing to pretend to be an anime character and write up a page long bio about it though.
>>25098543
Anime characters are trashy anyways, as for the bio I'm kinda into long preperations but there are others out there too.
>>25098569
I don't mind /tg/ roleplay, but when it comes to this sort of thing I want to stay as close to reality as possible. For me, this is more psychological than sexual. It's hard to explain when this isn't something i'm familiar with.
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