Dude are you a virgin?
>>25087027
Why are you offering? ;)
>>25087027
Well its kind of illegal for me not to be one...
Fucking pedophobe normies
Yes, is there anything wrong with that Chad and Brad?
>>25087027
21 years old
fat
virgin
>yes I am
>>25087027
"Dude are you a virgin?"
"Yea"
[howling laughter]
"HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU A VIRGIN AT X YEARS OLD BRO?? I LOST MINE WHEN I WAS TEN TO MY ENGLISH TEACHER WHO WAS FUCKING STACKED BRO, I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE I WON THE GENETIC LOTTERY AND YOU ARE A SUBHUMAN NONWHITE NORWOODING ASPIE MANLET WITH NO REDEEMING QUALITIES - I MEAN COME ON BRO? HOW? I'M TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO THE VAST FUCKING CHASMS OF DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES OF LONELINESS AND REJECTION EXPERIENCED BY HUGE AMOUNTS OF MEN WHO WEREN'T BORN THE ONLY WAY TO BE A "MAN" IN 2015 I.E. WHITE, 6'0+, 5/10 FACIAL AESTHETICS AT THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM AND MAINTAINING A NORWOOD ZERO HAIRLINE INTO YOUR LATE THIRTIES WELL GROOMED HUMAN MALE
DUDE MY (ANY RACE) GIRLFRIEND WHO'S ONLY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M WHITE AND 6'0+ MUSCLED AND AESTHETICALLY PLEASING AND ALLOWS THE REST OF ME TO BE HALO'D BY THOSE PHYSICAL FACTORS AT MY FRAT PARTY WITH HIGH FIVES AND JOINTS IN HOT BOXES AND RIMJOBS WHILE YOU PLAY FOOTBALL AND LETTUCE IN YOUR HAMBURGERS AND RECYCLING ON MONDAYS AND A FUCKING 2L OF MILK AND WIRELESS INTERNET AND PINECONES IN BOWLS AND BRAND NEW SOFFIT'S AND NAILGUN REPAIRS, TAYLOR SWIFT ON YOUR iPOD AND FRESH LINEN ON THE GROUND LATEST IN SKIN CARE
>>25087516
That degraded at the end, but I really do hate normies. They have such a generic and "privileged" upbringing, and they just have no idea that others live and feel differently. I hate normies so fucking much, they never feel anything other than a general sense of happiness and douchebro confidence.
>5'8"
>150 lbs
>look 16
i would kill to look like chad
>>25087641
>i would kill
but not work out, right?
>>25087712
kek
u got me senpai
>>25087641
>tfw 20
>people at work don't think im 20
>They think im like 17
>tfw used to get asked that occasionally during my early 20s
>tfw don't get asked anymore because they either assume a virgin at 26 is an impossibility or that my depressed look is so blatant that it isn't worth asking
>>25087027
No why are you asking are your a fag?
