I'm 20 years old and my mom just caught me jacking off for the first time ever in my life.
How do I deal with these feels, /r9k/?
>>25086673
Ask her if she can help you jacking off ofcourse
>>25086673
Should have continued while maintaining eye contact, it always works
>>25086702
this, and jerk very slowly while looking into her soul.
>>25086702
I was jacking off with my eyes closed while erotic audio was playing at 80% volume. I realized she was looking when the door was wide open.
How do I stop myself from committing suicide this Christmas?
>>25086979
Get caught again and do
>>25086684
>>25086702
>>25086731
>>25086979
Just don't say anything about it unless she brings it up. You weren't jacking to tranny porn or had a sharpie in your pooper so there's nothing to say. If she didn't expect you did that shes an idiot.
>>25086979
Has she said anything?
>>25086673
lol play it cool anon, tell her you know that she masturbate as well and you even have this on your hard disc cuz you spied on her and its gonna be okey
>>25086979
You didn't take the necessary precautions of household fapping, door closed, one headphone off one ear to hear outside sounds.
Wow my parents first caught me when I was 11. I've been caught by my parents, sister, sister's boyfriend, and 3 of my girlfriends.
I'm not even embarrassed about it. I've even caught my dad jerking off to BBW porn too (which I found extremely unusual because I thought he was only into skinny women)
Finish on her ass you fucking idiot
>>25087095
Bitch, I just leave the headphones plugged in & on the desk.
>>25087095
>door closed
check
>one headphone off
i need that second channel, I'm worried that the audio is too loud without my ear muffling it.
>>25087072
that's the current plan
>>25087090
she said that she just decided to check on me if i've fallen asleep because I was being quiet (1am), turned the lamp on my table off and went out.
>>25087061
I'm not the absolute madman you think I am.
seriously considering doing nofap 6 months to reverse this early adulthood trauma.
maybe she wants to suck it
>>25087294
senpai its really not as big as deal as youre making it out to be. i understand that it really is embarrassing but a lot of moms expect their sons to jerk off in teenage years. its sort of an unspoken rule in family structures. im sure youve heard your parents fuck before or something like that but its to be expected.
what were you jerking it to though?
>>25086673
More like she saw you coming
>>25087440
blowjob sounds, literally 10 minutes of some slut making sucky sucky and choke noises for the internet. Thanks for reassuring me though.
>>25087628
I actually got quite lucky, about 2 minutes before she came in i was just about to come but narrowly avoided reaching the point of no return and calmed down for a minute. Imagine if she saw me with cum on my stomach, jesus christ I would have jumped out the window.
>>25086673
What a fucking joke "feel", she doesn't give a fuck and neither should you. Unless you listened to something "questionable"...
my mom found my onahole, what do?
>>25086673
Welp. The cat's out of the bag, OP... or should I say, the dick's out of the pants? ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
>>25087760
we need to hear the backstory to evaluate your onahole situation.
>>25087760
I creamed ur moms onahole
Why don't you lock your door?
Holyfuckhowwasthatcommentnotoriginalblox
>>25088085
The landlord didn't install doors with locks, all the doors besides the bathroom are without locks inside this commieblock and I fucking hate it.
>>25087294
That's perfect, do it again but leave the door slightly cracked and the light on.
Is your mom single? She probably wants that dick... Do it every night
