Ok guys, I read yesterday in that autism fashion threads that cargo shorts are autism shorts.
What I'm supossed to wear in summer to be both comfy and cold? because I love my cargo shorts, they let air enter on my legs (and nutsack when I go commando).
this is the coat of autism. by using it you show to everyone how classy and euphoric you are
>>25086250
Just get ones without the big pockets on bottom
>>25086250
cut off jean shorts
like mid to upper thigh
>>25086250
Men don't wear shorts. Shorts used to be a female-only clothing item, similar to skirts and dresses. Only women exposed their legs and men who did were known as faggots.
If you must wear shorts, if you live in the dirty south, wear shorts that don't have 18 autism side pockets that are worthless. Just wear a decent chino short with high quality fabric that fits you well enough. I still prefer not to be a faggot and just wear pants year round though. You can wear a breathable pant in a light material and light color that don't absorb heat.
>>25086250
Cargo shorts cover a variety of fashions.
Autists tuck their shirts into their cargo shorts, or unironically wear a belt. Hipsters can wear cargo shorts, usually with an "ironic" socks and sandals combo.
I wear cargo shorts because I'm ex-military, and I had to wear cargo pants for several years every day. They're a utilitarian option.
Just do upper-thigh shorts. If you're going athletic, soccer shorts.
>>25086322
we jorts now
>>25086358
Belts are autism too? I think I condemned to fashion suicide, because I have to use them due to losing a big amount of weight.
>>25086322
>wearing 'shorts' that go past your knee
What the fuck? Just cut-off the jeans higher.
OP I wear cargos, it's just how you wear them. If they're above the knee and you've got on like half calf socks and some autist shoes it looks retarded. I typically wear my shorts between mid calf and my knees and dc's with ankle socks. And no band or vidya shirts. Wear a plain colored tee or something with a small logo, maybe a little bit of a v neck if you can pull it off. Ball caps are fine, no fitteds and no flat bills.
>>25086322
Pic related
>>25086400
That guy is a fucking retard idiot. Belts can pull together an entire outfit. You just need to wear a high quality, nice belt, not a piece of shit like in OP.
You should always have pants that fit NATURALLY without NEEDING a belt but you should wear the belt anyway as an accent or addition to your outfit.
Just go ahead and trust me please I'm from /fa/ and I dress well. Only a super retard says "any and all belts are autistic"
>>25086486
>wears shorts between mid calf and knees
>dc's
>ankle socks
No anon, you are the autism
>>25086486
>cargos
>lower than knee
>dcs
>ball cap
I really, really. hope you're underage b&
>there are "men" who care about fashion and don't just wear whatever is comfortable or useful
Apex kek
>>25086289
Despite the collar on that one, that's actually a pretty common and nice looking coat for adults.
Maybe you're just insecure that you yourself don't know how to wear it without looking like a moron
>>25086289
i go with mil surp, the stiffer wool ones are top choice
>caring about your appearance
austistic and proud desu
>>25086289
>You can't use trench coats now because fedora autist defiled them
I swear, fedoras are the worst type of autists.
>>25086912
That isn't even close to being a trench coat
>>25086250
Seriously fuckers. Fashion is a big hobby of mine, I can give you some serious advice
Cargo shorts are only acceptable to wear at work. Never wear a peacoat (this isn't a rule, just Robots won't be apply to pull it off without looking fedora core)
Don't tuck in a shirt unless it is an Oxford shirt, button down, etc.
>>25086976
sometimes i tuck my t shirts into my jeans
Never have shorts fall below the knee, aim for a few inches above the knee, don't have the very tight or very loose, in between is the goal for shorts
Also try not to wear shorts, wear pants
Fit is the most important part of pants. Most people here will be wearing ill fitting pants, they need to be pretty tight. The bigger guy you are the looser fit you can get away with
T shirts are all about fit as well, experiment with different brands. Stay away from heavily printed graphic tees, minimal or no print is best
>>25086976
>Fashion is a big hobby of mine
>lecondescendingmanface.png
>>25087031
It's not a rule, it's just I think robots as a whole won't be able to pull it off without looking wierd. You can achieve a nice Bruce Springsteen aesthetic by tucking In a tee to jeans
>>25087075
>>25086976
I wear a lot of plaid/flannel shirts, normally with the sleeves rolled up. Am I fooling myself thinking that it looks half decent and not too autistic?
>>25086976
Flash boipussy while wearing striped socks
>>25086976
>>>/lolcow/
Fuck off woman
newfag here.
Are those fashion threads meant to be ironic? Or are there really that much normies around here?
>>25087119
im just being a condescending anus.
im very much anti style and edgy
>>25086250
I don't understand the hate, literally every Chad wears cargo shorts (but it's the expensive mall-brand ones)
>>25086698
>there are omegas who think dressing well doesn't matter
Wearing some proper fitted chino shorts or even cargos that aren't below the knee and baggy is acceptable. Your multi pocket, 3/4 length cargos you wear with dirty white socks and autism shoes are not.
Just wear Dickie's shorts that don't have pockets on the side. Those are totally socially acceptable and they don't make you look like an autist.
>>25087214
>if Chad can do it this particular way and get away with it, why can't I wear my cheap Walmart cargos?
>>25087087
>>25087191
I'm 6'3" 200 pounds
I'm literally the least gay man possible, my other hobbies include fishing, drinking and 8 ball pool
>>25087145
Post a photo, it will be the best way to judge. That aesthetic had potential to be very good, and even if you don't pull it off at all (quite hard to not pull it off) you will still look fine. Just keep in mind you will look lower class (isn't a bad thing)
>>25087237
Nobody cares except women. If what's on your mind is fashion, you're below omega.
>>25086250
Chinos in a fitted cut slightly above the knee like an adult man
Seriously guys, they easiest way to improve your attractivness is to dress better. You can't chage your face, but you can dress well
Shoes are a big thing, there are too many things to list, ask me in specific if you need help
Wear black socks
If your shoes are hammered get new ones
>>25087291
Nah, a man should care a lot about his apperance
>>25087291
>I don't understand something so I'll pretend everyone is the same as me and that'll totally work.
Fashion is a multi-billion dollar industry with a massive male market share. You are autistic if you think men don't care about clothes.
100% confirmed omega male trying desperately to damage control.
>>25087291
Thanks for the tip, guy who has never been in the real world.
>>25086250
just get the ones without the pockets on the side.
>>25087538
>just get the cargo shorts with out pockets on the side!
>cargos
>no pockets on the side
No wonder autism shoes is so confusing for anons
>>25087481
Sure, it's a multi-billion dollar industry that targets women and nu-male beta faggots like yourself. The fact of the matter is that actual men are a minority in the world today, so that's not surprising.
>>25086559
That's basically what I used to wear in the summer until I was 23 except that I wore NB 574s. This past summer though I just wore tactical pants and tactical boots all summer.
>>25087604
>I'm le actually a man and everyone else isn't le maymay
You're a pitiful, delusional piece of shit with a desperately childish need to try to except yourself from reality.
You also look like complete shit.
>>25087634
>tactical pants and tactical boots all summer
>being this unaware and edgelord
>>25087653
I'm not saying that everyone isn't actually, I'm saying that faggot subhumans who care about shit like fashion aren't.
Go fuck off with the rest of the women at the very least to your trap and femanon feel threads.
>>25087674
Yeah, all those millions of well dressed guys with successful lives are totally just beta faggots and you're the real man with your autistic clothes and desperate need to try to pretend it is everyone who is getting it wrong.
>>25086358
None of this is true, this guy Knows jack shit
>>25086250
Men do not wear shorts, boys wear them
"What an I supposed to wear" whining like a little bitch, you can "Act Like a Man" and wear some fucking pants
"I want to be comfortable", sometimes part of being a Man is learning to live with some discomfort
What next, underpants a diaper and your blanket
If you want to be a man act, and dress as one
Unless you wish to remain a "boy", if so than a Man needs to tell you to shut the fuck up and go away, boy
>>25086556
>>25086559
You know who wears shorts above the knee?
Either this or faggots.and I doubt any of you guys are seniors
>>25086486
Bad news dude, the autism test came back....ive taken the liberty to download minecraft for you
>>25087703
>All those millions of well dressed guys with successful lives
protip: you think they're well dressed only because they have successful lives, because that's what actually matters.
Success in life has nothing to do with the clothes you wear and thinking there's any correlation is laughable.
>>25086784
I'm guessing you made this thread?
>>25086486
If you're going to wear non-basketball shorts and you don't want to look autistic, you want them to stop right above the knee. Half calf socks will look good with alot of shoe styles, same for ankle socks.
PS if you're over 18-19 you look like a literal retard wearing DCs
>>25087750
>being this young
cute, post nudes and shut the fuck up
>>25086358
>They're a utilitarian option.
Okay but we're talking fashion here. A huge problem with autism non-fashion is exactly that "muh comfy" and "muh practical"
>>25087750
>Success in life has nothing to do with the clothes you wear
Which is why successful and wealthy people walk around in cargo shorts and new balance sneakers? What are you even talking about?
>>25086322
Jorts are fucking full on autismo. Cargo shorts is pretty normie shit.
>>25087722
>desperately trying this hard
Oh dear, someone's triggered today
>>25087750
>resorting to the weak as fuck "you think x" tier of arguing.
Thanks for admitting you have nothing.
Imagine being so insecure you have to constantly try to call everyone else faggots because acknowledging you're a clueless omega upsets you
>>25087634
i remember you. tactical boots all year long, eh? can you explain why you picked them? and are you gonna get the entire TAD or 5.11 stuff as well?
>>25087752
This shit has got to be trolling
Or maybe you guys are so far gone you don't even realize you look like literal tards anymore
>>25087845
I guess you've never lived in a white suburb, lel.
>>25087862
Imagine being so insecure that you worry about what clothes you're going to wear due to whatever shitty trend is now "in". I guess it must suck to be a woman.
>>25087862
not him but there's no excuse to wear shorts above the knee unless you want to show off your hairy yummy thighs to other men.
>>25087862
Whatever you say old chap
>>25087894
>I guess you've never lived in a white suburb, lel.
That's exactly where I live. What about white suburbs?
>>25087892
>not having good looking thighs for m'lady to admire
>not going for a nice summer aesthetic
I forget I have to explain everything for autists
>>25087674
>see thousands of ghost drivers!
sure buddy, the autism is strong with you.
>mfw
>>25087752
This whole post is lel
>>25087898
i cut mine off high enough to show off my slutcore thigh tattoo
>>25087946
>m'lady
>aesthetics
I can hear your fedora rustling in the wind as we speak
>>25087986
>not getting my dank ironic references
Lurk more faggot
>>25087959
please fix my advice to your standards you ugly pleb fuckface
>>25088036
i really want to see a picture of you and your outfit. can you do us the favor?
>>25087275
rate my flannel fit coach
>>25087894
>people don't care about fashion and if you do you're gay and desperate to fit in
>looking good and being attractive is bad
>>25087898
>thinking somehow seeing thigh is different to calf.
How desperate are you, omega?
>>25088006
I can't even right now dude I'm too tired for this shit
>>25086250
Only faggots care about this shit. And I'm not referring to /fa/ggots, I'm referring to actual homosexuals.
OP, if you wanna wear cargo shorts you should just do it. If anyone has an opinion you should just tell them to go eat another bowl of dicks.
>>25088079
generation x called. you look like a faggot with them shades
>>25088036
I already did
You replied
It was beyond stupid
Why should I repeat myself?
>>25088068
I'm not gonna put on shorts right now, i'll show my face if you want tho
>>25088127
>yet another shameless omega attempt to try to convince themselves they're not doing it all wrong.
>>25088159
sure buddy, go on and show it. not gonna rate it, tho.
>>25088130
trust me, its not the shades
:^)
>>25086289
I see a few fedora wranglers on campus wearing those or pea coats
>>25086350
found the guy with hairy AIDS legs
>>25088193
Well that's like, your opinion man
Here, have a lewd picture of Asuka
Also, if you think apparel matters, then why does your father have 0 taste in clothing? Czeckmate my friend.
>>25088211
See, now you got me feeling like im attention whoring, why do you wanna see my face.
>>25088285
>posting this much gibberish
Man, even your damage control is weak as fuck.
>>25087888
I do have a TRU Spec jacket that goes with my pants put I only rarely ware it. Mostly I wear a pull over hoody or a zipper hood left unzipped with a windbreaker on over it.
>>25088239
point taken. but i've seen some early 90s pics of my older brother. he was into that grunge stuff, so that dude looks familiar.
desu i'm a little sad that i missed that time. autism was not a big deal then.
>ever wearing anything other than jeans and a t shirt or a suit for work
??????
>>25088312
I'm not trying to control anything. I don't even care what your response will be. I'm just contributing with some wisdom.
>>25088327
if you weren't physically handicapped, you're good to go.
Reminder all NB & SKETCHERS are AUTOSM SHOES for AUTISTIC PEOPLE
>>25088336
>advocating the uniform of omega drones
>>25088366
>wisdom
Oh dear...
Poor little omega.
>>25088139
Because I wanna see what you think looks good lol
>>25088369
>he thinks the brand matters
>he's pretending NB doesn't have a massive following for certain styles
>>25088303
so don't do it then if you feel uncomfortable. i'm bored af and have a flu.
>>25088429
>he wears New Balance
hahahahahahjanahha turbobetas BTFO
>>25088327
im only 25
>>25087959
He's right. The only people I see still wearing DCs are borderline retarded people at walmart
>>25088452
there is a difference. you can wear sheer autism NB like those posted yesterday or some like that.
>>25088435
here ya go flu-senpai
>>25088452
>being this clueless
>>25088501
as long if you're ok with your style, have fun. but get some tan for fucks sake. your whiteness is haunting this thread.
>>25088594
and stoners in front of an 7-11 trying to bum of cigarettes.
>>25086250
Literally the only time men should wear shorts is when they're lounging around the house or engaging in some type of physical activity (working out, playing sports, etc.).
Otherwise, stop being a child and put on some fucking pants.
>>25088762
White/grey chino shorts in hot weather if you're fit make sense.
>>25088762
What is your major malfunction retard?
>>25088628
thats pretty conservative outfit for me actually, i am the edgelord where i live and normies shield their children from me as i pass
>>25088611
i expected worse.
also, checked
>>25088829
white/grey? c'mon, you are trying to hard to be a pleb
>>25088839
so no CP for you? how do the kids respond? ever thought about being hesher 2.0?
>>25088853
The lighting is shitty, I promise i'm even prettier than that pick
>>25088894
sorry i didnt see that movie, i read lolita instead
>>25088762
>what is summer?
Kek. Fucking omegas
>>25089052
Nope, summer is not an acceptable excuse to dress like a child.
>>25089117
Just accept your fucking autism and move on, christ.
>>25087674
Just how idiotic are you? Do you think fashionable people find Bill Gates well-dressed? Or Barack Obama? Or their own fat Jewish boss, just because he makes five times of what you make?
>>25089223
>taking pride in your appearance is autism
>>25089284
Meant for >>25087750
And a unique text to add
>dressing nice is "fedora" now
yeah lets just wear jordans, saggy jeans and graphic tees every day senpai
>>25089294
No, your autistic standards of what constitutes a man show that you're autistic, because a normal person can look good wearing shorts in a wide variety of contexts. I guarantee I look better than you every single dayyyy offf my liiiiife you autistic fuck
>I'm an adult, I can dress however I want
>I don't care what other people think of me
>my Walmart jeans, autism shoes and sonic tee shirt is comfy, so I wear them every day
Niqqa, grow the fuck up and dress like an adult. Or if you want to tell the entire world that you don't care about yourself and you're a malformed man child , keep doing what you're doing
>>25089117
>wearing clothes that suit the climate you're in is childish
Trenchcoat and army boots in the middle of summer edgelord piece of shit detected
>>25089403
>I guarantee I look better than you every single dayyyy offf my liiiiife you autistic fuck
All right, then let's see a picture since you're so confident. If you can't provide one, you're nothing more than a bloviator and a troll whose posts can be dismissed out of hand.
>>25089407
>there are men who dress like pic related and think everyone one is gay for actually having taste.
>>25089284
>Or their own fat Jewish boss, just because he makes five times of what you make?
only five times more. you are underestimating the kikes.
but yeah, you can't buy style with money. i've seen non wealthy people that are way better dressed than their rich counterparts.
mostly the wife picks the clothing. same as for mothers and their autistic little faggots
>>25089465
>I don't care what anyone thinks about me
>pulls out Nintendo ds at dinner
>watches anime on phone on the bus
>>25088877
And what do you prefer? Lavender? Dohohoho.
>>25089453
There's a shitty pic of me earlier in the thread
>>25088611
>>25089403
>>25089294
How about you two fuckers stop being autistic at each other and instead post some other autism gear
>>25089441
There's literally no reason you can't wear pants in the summer. You act like it's akin to wearing a tank top in subarctic temperatures. It's not.
If comfort is your highest priority when it comes to dressing yourself, fine. Just don't expect anyone to think your wardrobe looks good.
>>25089514
you forgot the waifu pillows in public.
pic is related. great example for autism style as well. that dude in the middle pulls it off. he might be the mastermind behind that and lured his friends into that faggotry.
>>25089533
I'll do a detailed writeup on autist clothing when i get back from dinner if threads still goin
>>25089527
how about some basic colors? beige, navy and olive?
white chinos... what is next? yachting for autistic kiddos?
>>25089531
You actually appear to be well dressed based on what's visible in that photo, so I give you props for that. But that's kind of a moot point since we're talking about autism clothes. If you can pull of cargo shorts and shitty New Balances, then I might see your point.
>>25087634
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>>25089616
>not knowing the true mastermind
Your life has been unfulfilled
>>25089627
I look forward to your report on this important issue
>>25086289
>implying peacoats aren't top normiecore
>>25089673
enlighten us senpai. always willed to learn
>>25086865
Peacoats are overplayed and out of fashion now. If you like the style get a driving jacket. It's exactly the same except not double breasted. You're not a navy admiral. Just wear a normal fucking coat.
>>25089653
I'm not talking about autismo shorts, I live in a really rich area so it's more like "I own a boat"-wear. Nice fabric, barely visible normal pockets, usually cut right above the knee.
>>25088403
Enjoy being a slave to what people think of you. Oh and it's totally not effeminate or gay at all to be this obsessed with clothing, your good man.
>>25089739
I don't know, driving jackets, especially leather, can easily come off as try-hard. I completely agree about peacoats. It's a shame because I quite like them.
>>25089714
http://kotaku.com/the-craziest-otaku-in-the-world-1475449252
I know >shitaku but he's a Krautchan celebrity so most you'll find is in German.
>>25087359
You can easily change your face. Don't lie. Losing fat in the facial area can be as dramatic a change as surgery. Surgery can a change as dramatic as surgery too. These days being ugly is a choice because you can choose these things.
>>25089744
Could you give an example of a coat that's appropriate in your area?
>>25089762
Having good style is an essential aspect of being a well-rounded man. You don't have to be "obsessed" with fashion.
>>25089744
more like that? autistic loser will call it gay for sure, but i know people who actually grow up with that kind of style. it's totally normal for them and their surroundings.
>>25089284
Yes, it's successful people that start literally every fashion trend. Fashion is 100% just failures trying to emulate people who are successful by wearing the same shit as them.
>>25089848
Yeah ok faggot-oh I mean "well rounded man." I guess I'll entertain this.. exactly why is it essential? Can you actually put it into words?
>>25089815
Pacific nw, so everyone dresses kinda outdoorsy (except maybe in actual seattle). Lots of north face/other expensive winter jackets.
>>25089911
ps im headed out boys, keep the thread alive
>>25089911
I would really appreciate an example of one of those expensive winter jackets - brand names or something. I'm needing a new coat for casual use and want something tasteful. All I have is a ratty peacoat and a massive skiing coat.
>>25089485
>style is free guys!
>everyone is who dressed well has their clothes chosen by women
Omegas are literally this retarded.
>>25089583
>there's nothing stopping you wearing pants so you can't wear shorts.
Turbo omega logic at its finest.
>>25087671
You can pull it off. I'm an emt so I wear my danners pretty much everywhere. They look like boots, wear like sneakers, and have a little side zipper so I can get in and out quickly. Top comfy and look good. I might not win a fashion show but they support my feet and are blood proof. That counts for something right?
>>25089892
Because good style shows that you have enough self-respect to care about the image you're projecting to the rest of the world.
It matters -- get over it. A guy in sweatpants and autism shoes doesn't command the same respect as a guy in a well-tailored suit.
>>25089989
>Autism shoes
There's that maymay again
>>25089485
Women tend to be clueless with fashion, especially menswear, and most other things. The men who dress like retards let their wives do the clothes shopping. Where do you think the autism clothes meme came from? It's lazy manchildren who wear whatever mommy brings home.
>>25090074
>obsessed over a woman's hobby
>calls anyone else an autist
>>25089951
woolrich artic parka.
buy it once, use it for a decade.
you're welcome
>>25090116
>durr I'm a real man
>fuck knowing how to dress
>le bacon is good
>especially with sriracha
>>25088421
Are you fucking retarded or something?
>>25086486
>>25089962
you need no expensive stuff to look good. that is my point. if you have style, you can combine basics.
the 2nd statement is totally wrong and out of context. SOME richfags look like shit bcs their wifes dress them up like idiots.
>>25090167
Knowing how to dress is wearing what's comfortable and having a suit for work and church as is tradition. There's a reason that males who obsess about something superficial like clothes are stereotyped as faggots lad.
>>25089705
>classic example of the autist being 5 years behind everyone else.
>>25089989
>a guy in a well-tailored suit
only if you have the cash as well. driving an 97 honda civic and wearing suits don't get along.
>>25089762
>effeminate
>gay
>obsessed
Omega hyperbole as an attempt at damage control as fuck.
>>25090230
It's partly cultural as well. In the US dressing well can be looked down on as effeminate in many parts of the country. Whereas in Paris for example you'll attract negative attention if you dare wear clean gym clothes on the way to the gym - looking proper in public is seen as a general responsibility for an adult.
>>25090074
what i meant was
>>25090212
>>25089891
>being this clueless about how fashion develops.
Have you ever considered that nobody actually needs you to post and that making things up makes you look even more stupid?
>>25086559
What's wrong with dc's
>>25089974
This thing you do where you think posting an autismal list of reasons why you're totally not an autist really doesn't work.
so what are some stylish semi-formal type shoes? I want to stop going around in running shoes everywhere
>>25090295
totally right. because if YOU are cheap, nothing helps.
if you wear sweatpants at home, fine. but you should look decent if you are in public. and no, that doesn't mean that you should wear a suit.
>>25090006
>clinging to the idea it's a maymay because the truth upsets you so much
>>25087359
So what a fat guy should dress huh.. Tell us TELL US
>>25090116
>dressing well is exclusive to females
>I'll keep posting thing even though everyone keeps laughing at me
>I'm totally not being obviously autistic
>>25090321
It's amusing because I'm sure you think calling me clueless about fashion is an insult. It's almost sad, I'm guessing you come here from /fa/ to try and force this shit because surely everyone who browses /r9k/ is more pathetic than you right?
>>25090329
nothing, if you are 13 and have a skateboard
>>25090375
I agree, I'm just hoping to show that some context might help with this disagreement.
>>25090230
>I'm a fucking pleb and everyone who isn't pleb like me is gay maymay
I love how arrogant and angry clueless people are
>>25090404
>everyone is laughing at you, you should be hyped up on irrelevant feminine shit like me
You really belong here fashion autist-kun
>>25087359
It might be the easiest way overall, but for a fat man he'll look like shit regardless unless he has the personality to pull off the nightclub owner/gangster look.
The most effective way to improve attractiveness is fitness. A good body can make even shitty clothes look good.
>>25090406
You guess things because you're so clueless and socially retarded you need to compensate by making things up.
Is it nice and cosy in your special safe space?
>>25090447
t; arrogant, angry, and clueless /fa/g
>>25090482
>I come to /r9k/ to shitpost about clothes
>I am an enlightened social butterfly
>>25090460
>it's irrelevant because I don't understand it and I just dismiss everything I don't understand
A grade omega logic
>>25089739
>>25089772
Peacoats are standard issue in the navy, not just for officers. Just sayin. Also
>seeing spergs wearing the DRIVE jacket with gloves
Just fucking kill me already
>>25090486
>le /fa/ maymay
Do go on repeating the same shameful things over and over.
>>25090517
>posting about different things on a random board is wrong!
Newfag omega who thinks r9k is a MRA safe space detected.
>>25089739
>You're not a navy admiral.
FUCK YOU I WILL BE SOMEDAY
>>25089974
Hey dude I'm getting honorably discharged in February and wanna go get my EMT cert. Were the boots provided? I have black leather jump standard issue boots but idk if they'll be appropriate.
>>25090671
The fact that you would unironically use the phrase safe space simply furthers my conclusion that you're a woman desu.
>>25090643
If you're in a military organization with a dress code, that's obviously not what we're talking about.
>>25090790
The fact you're too autistic to understand getting mocked means you're definitely a newfag autist loser who thinks this is your male tumblr.
>>25090972
>newfag autist loser
Whew, what a mouthful. Keep it up /fa/ autist-chan.
>>25089857
those shorts are well-cut yes, you won't look autistic wearing that kind of short
>>25091097
>continuing to be this enraged as you flinging insults mindlessly
Poor little omega got triggered because his precious clothes got outed as autistic.
>>25090781
My department did not provide station boots for us. I have tried two different brands so far and I highly recommend Bates. You want actual station boots as opposed to military boots because station boots have a zipper on them for quickly getting them on and off (which is important).
>all these fags that cant pull off cargo shorts
pathetic
My face is shit friend, clothes won't help with that.
>>25090289
>using any of the alpha beta and omega terms
Ok so I am talking to a gay effeminate fashion obsessed person who is also retarded, good to know.
>>25089616
I don't really see anything wrong with how they are dressed, except for the fat one's clothes are too tight. The guy on the right is wearing basically what I used to wear all the time except summer until this year when I switched to black pants.
The Waifu pillows in public though are extremely cringe.
>>25092921
>triggered omega types any old shit to male himself feel better about being BTFO
>>25092561
Thanks for the advice.
Also would you mind telling me how you got your job? Do you work for a fire department or ambulance service or what? How was the certification process? Do you plan to be a paramedic?
Boots I have are pic related, but I like danner and Bates.
Nigger I live in Alabama where it's standard triple digits all summer and still wear blue jeans year round
what the fuck is wrong with you? are you so fat your internal temperature gets too high if your thighs aren't exposed? Because THAT'S why your cargo shorts look autistic
>>25093769
I'm currently a volunteer at a combination (paid and volunteer) fire department. We have both fire and EMS apparatus and on the volunteer side we have some people who are EMS only. I plan on doing Fire at some point soon, but I am currently just an EMT. The process to get then EMT certification took a full semester and was worth 7 college credit hours. There were also various other classes and training that were required such as HazMat Ops and Radio Coms. In My area, if you want to do fire, you would need Fire 1 &2 and EMT (or Paramedic) along with the other various classes. I do want to be a Paramedic eventually and my goal is to be a Master Fire Fighter Paramedic.
>>25093842
>it's totally not because wearing the style kids shorts you were wearing when you were 12 as an adult makes you look ridiculous.
i wear basketball shorts with nike elites...
>>25093842
I'm skinny, but I work outside a lot and I have a circulatory problem so high heat causes issues for me.
>>25094194
So you're white trash AND autistic?
I've never worn shorts before, should I shave my legs? Cause I have some hairy ass legs.
>there's retards who dress like this
>>25086250
/fa/ggots are projecting their own autism onto others
this is literally the basis of all fashion
>>25095491
stop being a nigger and become white. a whole new color spectrum for you.
but what the fuck is wrong with blue? depending on the shade, it's a fucking basic color.
>>25091676
i see that kind of kicks mostly on dads. so why are autistic nerd wear them?
daddy issues?
>tfw living in a part of Australia where even normie chads wear cargo shorts
>>25095850
They are cheap and comfortable.
>>25089911
what kind of jacket is this
What is honestly so wrong with cargo pants, it is literately my go to pants as
> they are comfy as fuck
> lots of pockets for my big ass phone, keychain, and wallet
> it gets 40 degrees here in Aus
I remember going on a cruise and this canadian guy who works there told me that there if a guy wearing anything that is above the knee is assumed gay.
I feel this is an autism/comfy clothing thread because most of what is posted is both
>>25096849
it's how you pull it off, mate. been to straya myself and yeah, without shorts you are gonna die due to the heat.
but it depends what kind of cargo shorts you are wearing, imho
pic related. that is autism
>>25096849
>>25097126
and thats quite the opposite.
btw: do me a favor and have a nice cold coopers today. i miss straya and you fucking cunts!
>>25095850
Dads, unlike teenage normies, aren't impressed by garish bright neon colours
"autists" are similarly unaffected by such displays
normies find this hard to understand because you can't comprehend people doing things that aren't done as part of a posture to impress other people
>>25096849
/fa/ggots hate literally anything functional, useful and practical
it's why they spend most of their paycheques on dryclean-only shirts and Apple electronics products
>>25087359
somewhere I read "if you wear sneakers, white sneakers only". Was that an illusion or is it really a thing?
>>25097126
Faggot pants
>>25097156
What I am wearing senpai
>>25097872
What the fuck does f a m change into senpai
Fucking chink moot wtf
>>25097550
Why would "dads" not get black shoes or grey ones that don't look dirty and ugly after a few days of wearing them?
It doesn't have to be bright to be tasteful. You dress like shit not because you don't want to wear bright colors but because you got shit taste.
>>25089514
tfw girls at my university play at the nintendo ds
>>25095446
>i am an omega, i am triggered, fear my anger - the post
>>25095850
They're the shoes your mother buys you when you're like 10 and you're too big for heelies or whatever and so you get shoes just like your dad because that's totally fine at that age. It's when you're fully capable of making your own choices and you choose autism shoes over all the other options that it becomes an issue.
>>25097559
/fa/ggots obsess over tech wear and practical materials. Stop talking shit because you're upset and can't control your urges to lash out
>>25097968
>and that means they're all autists like me!
>>25097550
It's like omegas don't even try any more and think it's OK to just type any old nonsense and it replaces facts or reasonable assumptions.
>>25098031
>projecting your anger at my correctpostiong
/fa/ggots BTFO
I'm just gonna slide into these cozy shorts and comfy wide shoes and watch you rage because you can't deny that your god, Fashion, is dead.
>>25098166
>calls it nonsense
>has literally no arguments against it
this makes sense, because fashion is literally completely irrational; if /fa/ggots based things on reason and argument they would literally cease to exist
>>25098255
>posts utter gibberish because he can't control his rage and then puts his fingers in his ears while shrieking "I don't care and I'm not angry!"
Who but a triggered omega would actually accuse someone of having fashion as a god.
>>25098279
>you can't wear these shoes!
why
>because you can't wear these shoes!
why
>because you can't wear these shoes shut up you autist neckbeard omega neet fuck you!!
>WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT ACT, SON
>THE /FA/RISTOCRATS!
>>25098279
How do you expect people to argue against a whole bunch of nonsense you've made up?
From the inexplicable neon colours claim to the butthurt posturing to impress people projection, the entire post read like a kid who didn't study trying desperately to get away with any old rubbish for an assignment
>>25086250
>not wanting those handy pockets
>not keeping your money in a wallet in the pockets
Let them hate. You'll have your monies and be comfy. The onlookers can go to hell.
>>25098322
>numerous examples of autism shoes are posted
>posters who ask questions have things clarified
>anally rekt omegas pretend none of this happens and revert back to their narrative of persecution and trying to accuse everyone of being from /fa/
At this point, bringing up /fa/ in an autism shoes thread is Godwins law.
>>25098166
>any old nonsense
>>25098302
> utter gibberish
unsurprisingly the /fa/ggot has literally only one response that he's going to type up again and again until I get bored with debunking him, at which point he'll declare himself the winner like the special little guy he is
>>25098365
>numerous examples of autism shoes are posted
>zero arguments for what makes them 'autism shoes' other than 'because i say so shut up yo buttrekt omega autist'
>objects to my previous characterization of his posting while confirming its correctness
>literally goes to Godwin's Law because he can't handle being ID'd for the /fa/ggot he is
Holy shit there is LITERALLY
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nobody more assblasted on r9k than you
Maybe if I dress well girls wont care about my awful personality and my shitty behaviour.
>>25098346
>This^^^^^^^
For some reason they just hate anything comfortable or practical.
Like, how empty *does* someone's life to be for them to get fulfillment out of getting assblasted at people over the internet for wearing shoes and shorts he doesn't like?
>>25098448
I mean, i suppose he could just be pathologically desperate to feel a sense of control over other people
>>25098433
I think it really comes down to >>25098469
The shittiness of the standard they push is sort of the point, because they get off on the idea of mildly inconveniencing people by making them give up the clothes they would actually enjoy wearing.
>>25098482
Reminder that the same mental impulses that lead to /fa/ggotry have, in the dog breeding world, led to people breeding dogs that are literally congenitally sick and defective in order to meet 100% arbitrary standards of appearance
>>25098322
you CAN wear these shoes, no problem. but don't complain if the majority find them autistic af.
in other words: you SHOULDN'T wear these shoes, if you don't want to look like an autistic faggot.
>>25098511
aw man it seems like the /fa/utist took off. :(
>TFW he'll never see my really great point about fashion when applied to genetics in animal breeding
like people actually breed dogs with stumpy little hind legs so the dogs can't actually run properly because dogshow judges thinks that gives the dogs a ~more fashionable~ posture when on the judging stand.
fortunately fashionistas can't actually decide who mates with who, so they settle for making everyone wear shitty uncomfortable shoes and pants without enough pocketspace
>>25098053
Hum... no?
I never said that
>>25098561
>literally swaps the word "can't" for "shouldn't" and then unironically repeating the argument made in the post
You clearly don't mind *sounding* like a complete idiot, anon
Why should I care how unabashed idiots feel about the way I look?
>>25098563
>fortunately fashionistas can't actually decide who mates with who, so they settle for making everyone wear shitty uncomfortable shoes and pants without enough pocketspace
not a /fa/scist, but that 'mates with' is good topic. at least they are getting laid, which is quite difficult for autistic fuck-ups.
just my 2 cents
I bought a whole stack of these shorts. They're labelled as "walkshorts", but they're the comfiest things I've ever bought. They're made out of like polyester cotton and elastane so they're light and stretchy but look like normal shorts.
I don't actually care if I look autistic, though.
