So anon, how come you didn't bring your girlfriend tonight? Don't tell me you still haven't got one? I mean look at your cousins with their girlfriends, they're so happy
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
*UNZIPS GUN*
>>25086190
Why? Don't you have a girlfriend? Are you gay? It's alright if you are
>>25086190
> tfw dad completely road
>>25086506
What the fuck are you saying dude.
>>25086125
Your family would have to be a bunch of fucking asshats to say something like that.
Literally no one does that kind of stuff unless their intention is to make you feel bad or ridiculize you.
>>25086481
>it's okay if you are
Kill yourself
fuuuuuuck this is going to come up christmas eve and then are you gay part nooo god damn i just look at girls
>>25086481
Nooooooooooo I'm not gay.
I told you grandma, I don't have a girlfriend because when I go on tour I'm up to my eyeballs in 19 year old groupies.
>>25086571
mine has
>>25086125
i don't need a girl friend.
>tfw i give myself the best handjobs in the world
>>25086571
>their intention is to make you feel bad or ridiculize you.
Yeah, exactly. You don't have shitty relatives who make a point of shaming you at family gatherings? Most people do
I'm just here for the wine and food. I'll just eat in my room since there's no chairs left.
>>25086125
Got some fucking suggestions, assholes? I mean, you made me like this, least you can do is fucking help me get out of it. Now pass the fucking gravy.
>bro if you're so depressed and lonely just get a girlfriend
T-thanks for the advice shipmate
>>25086571
>Literally no one does that kind of stuff unless their intention is to make you feel bad or ridiculize you.
Were you born yesterday?
"Anon, what about you? Do you have a girlfriend?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"I AM IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTEOUS 2D MAIDEN. I HAVE MADE HER MY WAIFU. LIKE A DISCIPLINED WARRIOR, I STORE MY SEMEN IN BOTTLES ABOVE THE RADIATOR IN MY BEDROOM FOR THE DAY WHEN HOLOGRAPHIC AND ROBOTIC TECHNOLOGIES ARE ABLE TO CREATE AN IMMERSIVE INTERACTIVE 2D IRL WAIFU FOR ME"
relatives successfully buttrekt please collect your prize
>>25086732
that photo has the same lighting as an amateur allure porn shoot.
>>25086732
what a fucking creeper holy shit
My grandmother came to visit me and "senpai"
>eating dinner
>mom, aunt, grandma, boss all there
>mom is my bosses gf
>mom mentioned twice that it's okay to be gay "in a joking manner"
>grandma does the same
>not 21 so i can't drown my sorrows in hard alcohol
>mfw i will prove im not gay
>>25086819
>i will prove im not gay
yes
rape your mother
excellent
who's a faggot now mommy
whos a faggot now
with a stone face like a warrior you will rape her
>>25086844
lel
i'm not that serious about it.
i also might lose my job if she cheats on my boss with her son "me"
Oh, you guys.
>>25086876
oh man you have an opportunity to DESTROY that guy
>boy rapes mom
>boss gets cheated on by his gf (ur mom; getting raped counts as cheating) so he's now a literal cuck
>worse than that, he got cuked by a lower status male (his employee)
>he has to fire you
>he has lost an employee and must begin the difficult process of finding a replacement and filling your hours in the meantime
>AND he has to look you in the eye and fire you FORE KUCKING HIM LOL
>life ruined by your penis, he shrivels away and dies of shame because he got keked by u lmao
>>25086940
i will keep that in mind the next time that i am accused of faggotry.
So what have you done all year anon? Oh, nothing? Well at least your parents let you be here right?
I'm living the wizard life. One day you'll be glad a wizard is in the family.
>>25086125
hope no dumbass normie is going to ask this
Asking questions like that is just asking for a cap to be popped in your ass
>>25088240
>still posting this fake article
my family stopped this shit REAL fast when I'd answer their question with a question of my own calling out one of their own negative traits.
>hey anon why didn't you bring a girlfriend?
>hey uncle gary, when are you going to admit your an alcoholic?
>hey anon got a girlfriend yet?
>hey aunt michelle. how'd that stomach surgery go to help you lose weight? oh, you're still fat.
>are you gay anon? we never seen your girlfriend?
>hows the ex uncle peter? bet she enjoys all your shit.
yeah, my family thought I was an asshole for 2 years but they also learned I wasn't going to be a pushover they could pick on ether.
>>25088419
savage tbqhwy
>>25088417
not samefag but it's a real article.I think it was on AP or breaking911 if u want to search it
EVERY GOD DAMNED DAY AT WORK MY COWORKERS ASK IF I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND IT WAS OKAY THE FIRST DAY BECAUSE LIKE I WAS NEW SO HOW WOULD THEY KNOW BUT EVERY SINGLE DAY THEY ASK
>hey anon you have a girlfriend?
>what you don't?
>why not?
>>25089184
Why not senpai, you just need to get out there and be your fucking self, it's not hard at all ffs
>>25088419
FUCKING SAVAGE M'LAD
