Jealous, /r9k/?
It's okay if you are.
Not really, I just eat a diner mint flavored iced cram
What is there to be jealous about?
Why are those chocolate chips even there? You can't taste them and they get stuck in your teeth.
>>25085796
It's not about the taste, it's about the texture
>>25085739
>go to store
>spend 4 bucks
>get the same thing for the next couple of days
I dont get why I should be jelly
Post your child wife, and yes, I will be jelly. The vast majority of normies will go their entire lives without ever knowing how child pussy feels like
>>25085739
I hate ice cream so no
>>25085739
I actually am, OP. You made me want to have some ice cream but all the stores are closed now
![20151218_175715[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1A82fnj.jpg "20151218_175715[1].jpg")
Why would I be jelly?
>girl roommate moves out
>leaves this icecream in the freezer
>don't touch it for a couple weeks because it might belong to someone else
>no one touches it
>it's mine now, for free
>>25085933
>girl roommate
So you had a roommate and not only that, but a girl too. FUCK OFF NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25085971
Yeah but by your logic I was also cucked because I could hear guys fucking her through the wall so it balances out.
>>25085739
Mint chocolate is literally the most disgusting thing made by man
>So no.
>>25086075
What about chocolate peanutbutter
>>25085739
i'mincrediblyjealous anon.
ice cream isfucking god tier
>>25085739
at first i was like "not at all" but then i opened the image and
goddamn thats some fucking tasty looking ice cream
>>25086075
Who are you quoting, newfag?
Naw good cuck, try real food sometime.
Yea, because I'm on a diet. Why would anyone else be jealous though senpai?
I'm jealous of every person I see in line at a fast food restaurant, all I eat is greek yogurt
>>25088059
>all those carbs
>processed sauce in the background
you're like white people who talk about "Real mexican food" and then go to a greasy spoon for burritos
>>25087000
"Mint chocolate is proper fukin rank m8, it's like when gaza goes down the pup and finger blasts that fat blonde bird. Then goes down tha chippy and gets mingey finger smell on his chips and it's well fucking shit, then he get's you to hold his chips while he fights Barry tha electrician cuz he said Al Shababs Kebab is the best kebab shop on town but you both know he's proper chattin shit cuz Master Fryers always puts in extra meat if ur his mate. Anyway, you lads wanna buy sum ket?"
-Archimedes
