Dumb people thread
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No dumb thread?
we need a dumb thread
>be me
>somehow got in university 3 years ago
>somehow haven't gotten kicked out, despite shit tier GPA
>chem major
>required to retake intro to chem again
>go to every class
>go to every lab
>go to every tutorial
>average just over 60% this time
>study hard for finals
>go to chem final this morning
>name not on seating list for the exam room
>name not on any seating lists for any of the exam rooms
>panic
>go to chem department
>"uh- hu-Hi... I need to t-take the 203 final. Where can I... uhh... find it"
>Receptionist lady looks at me like I'm retarded
>"Chem 203 is tomorrow"
>panic
>"Uh-hh N-No I mean uhh I'm... uhh... I need.. a-uh. I need the..
>"Oh are you looking for the exam packs? Its a little late, but we still have a couple left"
>buy exam pack to cover shame
>walk home
>decide to take one of the practice finals
>set alarm for 2 hours
>some questions are really hard, skip some to make sure I finish
>skip more questions
>alarm goes off
>give myself an extra hour
>alarm pt.2
>look over practice test
>finished 25/30 of the MC, all the short answer, and (2+1/4)/3 written response questions.
>compare to answer key
>10 MC answers correct
>5.5/7 for short answer
>only part a and c on first written response question correct
>give myself part marks for writing down some formulas that were used on the answer key
>tally up all marks
>22/50
>44%
I knew I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but I didn't think I was a hammer..
who /dumb/ here?
How are you dumb if you made it through HS and into Uni?
I have an IQ of 74, should I just kill myself?
>>25085443
how did you find your way to the internet?
either way, i'm the sledge hammer of the shed.
>>25085331
I went to a GATE school (automatically accepted because my brother went there), and I told my teachers that because I was gifted in music, I was a little worse in some other areas. I think they marked me a little easier, and my friends "helped" me with all my papers.
Honestly I have no idea how i got into uni. I just know my transcript has more "W"s than the average dropout
I can't do very basic math, simple addition is hard like 7+5=12 but I have to think about it for a few seconds, subtraction and multiplication is harder, division I just give up on. My grammar and where to put , . - ; etc is beyond me, I resort to randomly placing it wherever it "feels" right. Despite this I managed to graduate HS, that doesn't help the fact that I've been a NEET for 7 years.
>>25086597
What's it like being a neet for 7 years? How have you spent those 7 years?
Please tell me, brobot. I would like to know.
yes went to special ed pretty much all of my life
community college it took me like three years
>>25086725
Spent the entire time on this website, vidya, movies, series, anime and the internet. After a while people give up on you and give you the bare minimum to survive(shameful/unbearable for most people).
>>25085221
>got into university 3 years ago
>retaking intro to chemistry
Did you ever consider maybe you're just not cut out for the sciences? Find something you're good at & switch to that if not too late.
