>"Sorry about my mother talking for so long, she's been so excited to meet you and it looks like you made a good impression at least! When we were washing up after dinner she told me how much you remind her of my dad when he was your age. It's such a shame he isn't here to meet you too, Christmas was always his favorite time of year. Hey, I'm gonna go wish her good night and then I'll be right back, okay? Keep the bed warm for me!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCs5150EqeM]
>"Hey Anon, would you like to hold hands for a little bit? It's okay if you don't want to, I mean I know you find affection sort of uncomfortable, but... Are you sure you're okay with this? Gosh your hands are so cold! You must have bad circulation. Here, put your hands in mine and I'll have them warm in no time!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vszw3lsIUI0]
>>25085297
w2c that beanie
![screenshot[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SbGLyek.jpg "screenshot[2].jpg")
>"I'm really glad we met Anon. I was always curious about you, ever since I first saw you. But you always seemed so distant and closed up. I figured you just wanted to be left alone, though there was always this voice telling me to just go and talk to you. We'd pass along the hall and it would kill me to say nothing and go our different ways. Anon I feel closer to you than I do to people I've known since I was a kid. There's something about you that's so, I don't know, disarming I guess. You make me feel the way I've always wanted a boy to make me feel Anon, and I love you for it"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIUf6dOGc1c]
>>25085217
hey, I also imagine the love of my life's dad will be dead
it's easier that way, right?
I don't want to have to duel some old man, but I guess I'll slay whoever gets in my way
>>25085217
>male listening to shoegaze
>male being attracted to women
you can only pick one m8
post footie pajama girl
ff
ddx
>"Would you like to walk home from school with me tomorrow? I have an umbrella if it rains, so we won't get wet. I think we must live close by because I usually see you walking the same direction. It gets sort of boring walking by myself, and my mom only gives me a ride home on Tuesdays. Oh, well there's the buzzer for next class. If you want to walk together then I'll wait for you by the big tree out front on the school lawn. See ya!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFRiHeAuuk8]
DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS
>>25085585
why? the pain is too real for you?
>>25085618
Yes. That's literally all I wanted since the last 5 years
>"Hey Anon, who do you like? Oh come on, tell us! We know someone who likes you. No, we're not telling until you tell us! You do! Well she likes you too. She asked us to find out who you liked first because she's scared you don't like her. Do you want us to ask her out for you? She's going to ask you if you don't ask first"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh1NOYmjhS0]
That's pretty heavy
>>25085618
I've had her and lost her...
>>25085217
why are you doing this op? are you looking for anything logical? or do you want to see the world burn?
>"Oh god, listen to them laughing downstairs! They're playing all the records they used to play when I was a kid. I bet they haven't listened to them since then, there was all dust on the covers when my dad found the box in the garage. I think we remind them of how they used to be, you know, when they first met and stuff. I'll go ask them to turn it down a little. Huh? Are you sure it's ok? Well if you're not tired, do you maybe want to dance with me? You don't have to do much, come on! Just hold me like that and sway. There, that's perfect. No you're doing it right, I promise!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKJEAkkUOpo]
>"Do you like kissing me Anon? Oh I don't know, I'm just worried that I'm boring you or something. No no, I like kissing you. It's nothing. I'm just being stupid. I guess I'm just paranoid about you getting bored of me and wanting to leave. I find it difficult to accept that people want to be around me, like I've always struggled to make friends and stuff because I always try too hard to like prove my worth to them or something and I guess they think I'm annoying or false or, whatever. Anyway sorry for being weird Anon, you know it means a lot to me that I can tell you stuff like this. I love you a lot more than I'm willing to express"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8yvWLd0-Lc]
>>25085950
tell us the secret op
tell us
why do you incite such pain and anger?
i've had this a few times and now i am jaded man
>"Is the weather always this bad around here? Oh I'm just kidding! I know how much you like the rain, weirdo! And, hey, I'm starting to think it's not that bad too if you really want to know. At least when it's raining we have an excuse not to go out and to lie here under the sheets for hours. You know this is probably going to sound stupid but you make me feel like a kid again, just sort of weirdly excited to be alive. God it would be so perfect if I actually existed and wasn't simply a constant feature in your imagination and one of the few reasons you have left for prolonging your miserable, pathetic existence!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MebawtzeNkw]
FUCK YOU OHPEE
FUCK
SHIT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>25086139
Jesus...
Totally original comment 11
>>25086139
Centuries of damn...
god i recall this awesome girl i was seeing a few years ago. somehow we ended up at a mcdonalds to get like 80 mcnuggets to see who could eat the most and then some old song came on and we ended up dancing there and it was like straight out of a dumbass indie movie.
i stopped seeing her because she was 17 and i felt weird about it.
sad
>>25085297
Never thought about it but having this happen to me is probably one of the sweetest things I will ever experience.
That kind of innocence dies past high school
Boy I sure wish that girl didn't dump me.
>"You have such hairy thighs. What's wrong, are you ticklish? Ah ha ha, I've finally found your weakness. Oh you're not ticklish? So if I did this you wouldn't- No, aaah! Anon, I already told you how ticklish I am, that's not fair. Anoooon!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQWhFysPKY]
shut uup shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!
SHUT
UUUUUUUUPPPP!!!!!
FFFUUUUUUUUUUCCK!
fuck you 0P
Jesus OP, i've seen some sick cunts on this site but you take the cake.
>"Anon please, I didn't mean to! NO OH GOD!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tYvGfF1Gkg
>"Sorry Anon, I know it sucks to do this before the Christmas break and stuff but I think if I don't break things off now I'm just going to let it drag on until it becomes a bigger issue than it needs to be. Look, I really liked you when we first met, and you're a really, really sweet person who deserves much more than I can give you. I just don't feel we're compatible. I want to do things with my life, have new experiences and pursue a bunch of ambitions I have. But you just seem content to just sit around and stay the same as you are now. It's like you don't care about being alive any more, and seriously I've been depressed in the past and if that's what you're feeling right now then I'd encourage you to go talk to one of the therapists on campus. I just don't want you to drag us both down, it's hard enough for me watching you drifting so much from the kind of life that makes a person happy. It's been fun Anon, and I hope we can stay friends after this"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA7npXJLQOU]
>>25086539
God fucking damnit OP. Why do you make me feel this feel for an imaginative gf you just made me love. You cruel cunt.
>>25085217
>no father
Guaranteed supreme roastie
Dropped
>>25086539
NOOO! PLEASE STAY I CAN CHANGE! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO END THIS WAY!! NOOO!
>Implying any corny bitch saying things like this wouldn't get kicked out
those threads are great
Could you please delete this thread? The pain is too much..
>>25086139
Kill me now
I'm officially ready to die
Come on, Pharelle
DELETE
THIS
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25085297
Is that a DZ deathrays beanie?
STOP IT
STOP IT
stop it
Please
this shit doesnt happen in real life
at least not in my life anyways
>>25086539
just fucking nail the coffin and put me in the ground
>>25085431
My... my heart can't take this. Stop... STOOOOP... AAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
This emotional suffering feels so good. Embrace it anons, enjoy the pain.
thismootfucking blox thread
>>25085217
>tfw that happened to me almost word for word
B+ thread. bad writing. okay music choices
>Congrats on getting the job, Anon! Now that you'll be making some good money, maybe we can go out on more dates. No no, it's your money so spend it however you want to! I just like to spend time with you, that's all... Oh, my cell phone's ringing, let me answer this real quick! ... Sorry Anon, my friend Jamal just called! He needs some help studying for a test. I'll have to pass on our dinner reservation tonight, but you can still go! Don't wait up, I might be helping him for a while. Have fun!
>>25085950
just blow me away, I don't want to live anymore.
>>25086529
ANYTHING BUT THIS ONE
>I know a cracking owl sanctuary, how about it?
>>25086529
Jesus fucking Christ. I REALLY shouldn't have reverse Google searched that pic. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck goddfuckingdamn
>>25086539
Well I suppose my tear ducts did need a good rinse out. Thanks. That greentext is almost exactly what what she said before she stopped seeing me.
>>25085217
Nice cute girls collection senpai
>>25085657
Its all right. Me tool
>>25092038
>>25092938
What's the problem? You can hear about torture, rape and murder on the evening news.
I've never had a real relationship and I've always just skirted around the edges of getting to know a girl. Never been kissed or cuddled or anything.
These feels hurt. I get kinda close to some women sometimes but it never works out. I've got too many emotional problems.
These things are bittersweet. I can picture it in my mind and it's painful but nice to imagine a woman could put up with me.
>>25085297
>nose ring
get that degenerate shit out of here
>>25085431
>>25085297
>>25085950
These. I can't do this.
>>25086139
Kek, that was a nice last sentence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpY0miZMEx4
>>25086529
>>25092038
>>25092938
>>25094666
lol, looks like some people never read the lovely bones.
http://remycarreiro.com/do-not-read-this-regina-kay-walters-final-moments-or-the-photo-that-took-a-part-of-my-soul/
Honestly, people still get worked up over this?
Fucked up shit happens and there's nothing we can do about it, get over it already.
Jesus senpai, this shit is tame
Welp, it's official. Absolutely none of these made me feel anything. I have finally escaped my humanity and crossed beyond the apocalypse
There is nothing here
>>25085431
>mfw i will never be that girl that makes mens heart stop
thats a privilege only fair skinned white women know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpxCkYX8vHQ
done crying. well thanks for the tunes
