any other fembots here who hate Chad?
i want to lose my virginity to a cute beta boyfriend.
I don't hate Chad, I just think of him as a separate species to myself. The best and only course of option is to ignore his existence.
>>25085190
Call me, on the line, call me call me any anytime
call me, on the line you can call me any day or night, call me
cover me with kisses, baby
cover me with love
>>25085190
It's too late bb, i already got a fembot to worship and be my gf.
300 replies in 14 hours
>tfw too insecure to be with non virgin girls
>tfw had my chance with one and she broke up with me
>tfw 19, too old to meet virgin girls I can marry
kill me
>>25085190
That leg looks so annoying bad
>>25085793
>friends>>25085902
It's a frog leg, what do yo expect?
How many of these do we need?
That being said, be my gf.
>>25085190
>i want to lose my virginity to a cute beta boyfriend.
You're not even trying, come on
>>25086140
gotta post in the newer ones so you can get fembot skypes before the thread floods out.
For example, OP should definitely provide her skype to this throwaway email so that I may make her acquaintace,
[email protected]
>>25086193
not bait, i'm serious
Chads are arrogant and will only pump and dump you before going back to Stacy. betas are humble, kind and will always worship your pussy - the good kind of beta, at least.
>>25085779
i'm 20 and know other 20yo pure virgin grills, it's not too late anon. you're still young enough to find a cute virgin high school gf if you want.
>>25086371
where are you from anon?
if you are in the bay area i could be your bf
>>25086371
>always worship your pussy
not true, though. It only takes a few months to get over that and see you for who you really are. If they don't like you after the pussy-tinted glasses wear off, then you're back where you started.
>>25086244
But she won't be my gf even if I post in this one anon ;_;
>>25085449
Well when all the girls are REEEEEEEE'd to a single thread that's what you get. Especially when the REEEEEEEEEEs follow.
>>25086417
that's why i want to treat my beta boyfriend right. i would cook for him, have sex whenever he wants, brag about him whenever i have the chance to, show him affection all the time.
desu i'm not a heartless bitch, but i get regularly ignored because Stacy takes the spotlight and i'm an ugly nerd
fuck Stacy
>>25086510
i have an apartment with an extra bedroom, and that sounds acceptable. Move in with me.
>>25086140
>>25086244
>>25086409
>>25086420
>>25086590
sorry amerifags, i'm from a different continent
>>25086623
what do you have going on at home that's so important? I can afford to import you
>>25086623
But I like foreign accents
>>25085190
I HATE CHAD I ONLY LIKE CHAD WITH GLASSES GUIS
>>25086140
And now i have a boner.
>>25086891
What gave you a boner in that post?
>>25085190
So, women hate thread?
>>25087020
I don't see why you need to spread hate for that girl you posted. There's no way she's ever going to have a satisfying relationship. She is forever going to be sad and alone because her standards are way too high. Its honestly kind of sad. Like watching a mental patient bang their head against a wall.
>>25087198
>Its honestly kind of sad
>sad
enjoyable you mean
ROBOTS would you date an anorexic grill? pls b honest
>>25087263
If she agreed to gain weight then yes
>>25087198
Doesn't make up for how many beta losers she'll use throughout her life, with no accountability for her actions.
>>25087263
If she was fun to be around, actually cared about meand was pretty
>>25087263
How skele are we talking about? What mental illnesses do you have?
>>25087263
if she was qt
>captcha select all the food
>>25087263
Yes and I would try to help her get into a healthy weightrange
>>25085190
Just get a dildo and a dakimakura. Men aren't worth going after until after they are 24. Then they are more mature and more willing to love you as a person.
Also
>tfw I'm a normie and I saw my best friend browsing /pol/ on personal laptop at school
Do you think she was shit posting there?
>25087263
OP here, i'm really skinny too
do you guys think that 5'6 x 106 lbs is too skinny?
>>25087456
Not for me, but you're pushing it
Oh hey, another I HAVE A VAGINA THREAD. I'm sorry "fembots", I almost forgot that YOU HAVE A VAGINA. How could I be so inconsiderate and rude as to not worhship you and ask for your Skype, and give you all the positive attention you need because YOU HAVE A VAGINA.
>>25087263
Not if she had a roastie.
>>25086371
Stop attention whoring, dumb roastie
>>25086140
Stop feeding their need for attention, just call them roasties until they realize this is not the place for them.
>>25085190
Kill yourself "fembot"
Reminder you are disgustingly ugly and will never be as pretty as this camwhore, you unlovable slags.
>>25087456
I'm that size as well! 5'6-5'7ish and 103 pounds. I'm so happy to know I'm not alone.
>>25087367
>How skele are we talking about?
5'6 105 lbs
>What mental illnesses do you have?
Otherwise, a bit of anxiety
>>25087495
I would say get some Arby's but you already have enough roast beef in your pants.
Shoo shoo roast beef.
>>25087263
i dated an anorexic girl in high school and got her up to a healthy weight. She was also pretty nympho and bipolar. I'm not sure if I'd do it again, she cheated on me after a year.
>>25087491
actually i wrote it wrong, it's 5'5 desu (fuck american measurement).
it's really hard for me to gain weight, sometimes i lose some kg and drop to under 100lbs
Where the fuck did Train Guy go? He's the only reason I come to these threads.
REMINDER: SAGE goes in the options field. If you must grovel before females and be a slave to DISGUSTING pussy, at least do the courtesy of not bumping the thread when you make a post praising "fembots" for having a vagina.
>>25087631
bump for you anon :^)
>>25087581
would you like to be imported to america? you can still use metric at my place, I know how to convert.
REMINDER:
DEFENDING THESE THREADS IS THE SAME AS DEFENDING:
>going on Stormfront
>making a black safe space thread
>being upset when you receive hateful responses
Say it with me everyone!
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
Any fembots want a live in neet housekeeping bf?
Reposting in the new thread
>>25087698
Oops, forgot an image because I was on my phone in the other room, SHITTING.
I was having diarrhea, and that DISGUSTING bowel movement was worth more than any of you Arby's products will ever be.
Shoo shoo roast beef
>>25087456
>>25087491
>>25087495
Where are all these ana-chans coming from? plsbe in socal
>>25087761
for some reason, you posted a comment to the thread and it didn't bump. I'm sure you intended to bump the thread, so I hope my comment helps!
>>25087859
hehe... reddit
REMINDER:
SUPPORTING THESE THREADS IS PUTTING PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL
STOP LETTING WOMEN GET AWAY WITH ATTENTION WHORING BECAUSE YOU THINK THEIR REVOLTING PUSSIES AND AWFUL HYGIENE ARE "CUTE"
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
QT ROBOT BFS WON'T YOU COME MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>25087945
You wish, roastie. You are revoltingly ugly, fat, have poor hygiene, and the fact that you post in this thread means you feel you need a safe space to spout that you have a vagina.
I would recommend Tumblr but with you being a roastie I would instead recommend one dosage of buckshot to the brain.
Shoo shoo roast beef
>>25085190
my virginity was dust in the wind 11 years ago and luckily not to a beta, but a loser instead. I was promptly cucked by another girl named varonica who stole him away from me. >:( lmao they are married, but she is fat and has had 3 children already and they are very very poor. YAY
>>25087263
I love cooking, I would nurse her to a healthy weight with love and food.
>>25088060
WOW, great story about being a slut. In fact, are you 18 now, and you actually just got cucked by your own mother after getting molested at 7 years old? It might explain why your pussy lips are so lengthy that it takes a yardstick to measure them.
Thank you for reminding me that YOU HAVE A VAGINA by the way, I almost forgot and I hate to be disrespectful to a fine m'lady like yourself.Shoo shoo roast beef
>>25088116
lmao im 28 years old. Old enough to be your grandmother. :) I have a vagina too, just in case we haven't established this yet.
>>25088060
i'm happy for you, anon
now go find a good beta bf who will appreciate you for who you are
>>25088116
say more mean things about my grandma vagina, we are gonna have problems, buster.
>>25088060
>>25088176
Take my beta virginity pls ;_;
>>25088176
>old enough to be your grandmother
Not quite, but I'm sure you have a comparable physique to my grandmother.
Shoo shoo roast beef
>>25088191
lol thank you.
i have settled down with a fella and we've bought a house. he's not beta since he likes to lord over our finances and won't let me eat sugar.. but at the same time he isn't what i would call a chad. i dunno what to call him
>>25088176
>born 28 years ago
>replying to shoo shoo roast beef
no wonder a man hasn't taken you yet. Way too easy
is the girl who likes harley quinn here?
>>25088219
I would call him unluckyShoo shoo roast beef
>>25088215
i think your grandma and i would be great friends. we could eat ice cream together and talk about boys.
>>25085190
this is only because you're insecure
when you realize that betas are all entitled little sociopaths with ugly faces you'll switch to team Chad
>>25088221
I've been in a stable relationship for over a year. this is a new record for me. i have had so many one night stands uggh. daddy issues up that wazoo
>>25088219
an alpha/beta mix! that's even better than a beta. good for you my fellow roastie
>>25087489
>>25087521
>>25087631
>>25087761
>>25087913
>>25087990
>>25088116
>>25088215
>>25088243
Goddammit I want to hate you for being a Rose poster but you are savaging these roasties so godspeed
>>25088243
Tonight I cooked him a ribeye steak with fresh garlic and thyme butter with sauteed broccoli on the side. Whats your girlfriend cooking for you tonight? :)
>>25088219
>lords over finances
>won't let me eat sugar
I would call him abusive and controlling you weak stupid fuck
>>25088269
so roast beef is like your spirit animal then? Only reason I can think to explain why you took bait.
>>25088245
Sorry, I just talked to my grandma and she said that she doesn't talk to women who post in I HAVE A VAGINA threads. You can come to her funeral and use your roast beef lips to lower her coffin into the ground if you'd like.
>>25088269
End your own life roastie
Shoo shoo roast beef
>>25088326
lulz its hot as fuck... i cum so hard when he padlocks the fridge at night.
>>25088326
i was that kind of guy for a while, but I decided to hold out for a woman who can take care of herself without me having to act like her strict fucking dad.
>>25088305
Poor guy, the amount of HIV he ingested must have been tough for him to choke down with a smile.
confirmed for shit thread
be my gf?
>>25088343
where does your grandmother live?
>>25088305
these fags will never have the chance to meet a qt who spoils them like that, they're too busy fapping to pictures of Stacy
>>25087945
does pepe not realize no one wants to see his disgusting blind eye?
put an eye patch on fetty pepe, you fuck.
>>25088343
>You can come to her funeral and use your roast beef lips to lower her coffin into the ground if you'd like.
Fuark I kekd
>>25088396
steaks are relatively easy to cook. cooking is easy just about anyone can do it. boyfriend has a good job so i can spend time learning more recipes instead of working.
>>25088412
On the corner of Roast and Beef, right next to the Arby's you deliver inventory to.
>>25088413
Roastie sympathizer, god forbid someone not praise a brave, strong womyn for cooking a meal when her husband takes the PADLOCK off the fridge used to keep her from getting even more obese.
This is now a rape thread.
>>25088413
i am really good at folding socks.
Whore cancer anyone? Uno this is caused by genital warts? Cervical cancer is like gods punishment for sluttiness.
How do you compete with this sluts?
>>25088483
i don't know if this is weird but ive never eaten at an arbies lmao
Im gona blast your ass
in-the-butt
>>25088471
Thank you for the interesting and gripping narrative, roastie, I'm glad you can google "how to cook steak" as well.
>>25088506
Roast beef lips are god's punishment for being born a woman
>>25088525
They don't, one of these piggies needs a husband to padlock the fridge so she doesn't eat herself to death.
>>25088529
lmao that's so weird xD you're so quirky hehe and have a VAGINA wow that's cute WOW cute hehe CUTE WOW she's a girl who says and does things men say, CUTE
Shoo shoo roast beef.
>>25088471
I hope for your sake thats true.
REMINDER:
THESE THREADS ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF SOMEONE MAKING A BLACK SAFE SPACE THREAD ON STORMFRONT
EXCEPT IN THESE THREADS BETA KEKS WILL ACTUALLY DEFEND THESE ROASTIES
SAY IT WITH ME!
SHOO! SHOO! ROAST! BEEF!
>>25088567
he padlocks the fridge and feeds me the scraps from his dinner plate. i am about 5'4'' and i weigh 102, so im definitely not fat, its just that he likes me to stay nice and slim. if igot fat he'd kick me out of the new house. he tells me this all the time lmao
>>25088593
its true. i have so much free time in between cleaning, laundry, and cooking that i have plenty of free time to play smite and browse 4chan.
>>25088640
WOW interesting story roastie, you should write a novel. I especially liked the part where you lied on the internet about your weight. I'm really glad that you keep letting me know I HAVE A VAGINA by making posts in the I HAVE A VAGINA THREAD. It reminds me that I need to be courteous and chivalrous because of your DISGUSTING ROT HOLE.
>>25088660
I feel very bad for your husband, he actually married the Arby's mascot.
>>25088695
unironically an oven mitt. i need one of these for my brand new kitchen in the house my boyfriend just bought ( we are not married) because of my vagina.
>>25088695
wanna see a sexy pic of me? promise i won't tell my boyfriend if you don't tee hee
>>25088793
Shoo shoo roast beef
Everyone in this thread is a guyand that makes you all faggots
>>25085190
meh, I hate everyone, even beta boys want cute asians or shy white girls, I honestly just don't fit in anywhere and fit no label so I can't just tell someone stuff about me/present an image and go play the normie game of "HEY THAT PERSON LOOKS COOL I'LL DATE YOU" because everyone is shady and deceitful and I just don't want to have to keep going through the process of thinking someone is cool then getting left out in the cold on my ass because people think it's ok to do that to people. As long as you go post on facebook about your guilt or say sorry or make up for it by being nice, THEN ALL SHOULD JUST BE FORGIVEN. FUCK EM. AND FUCK YOU FOR CARING YOU DUMB WHORE
>>25088892
Do you want me to put a great lock to cast you away? I perhaps I shall do so and not pray for thy screams to cease in your dwindling anguish. May you and your familiarises be afflicted as abandon dogs in abandon sewers.
>>25088892
i like the roasties ^_^ they are sweethearts and you are a sweetheart too, even though you try to act all tough on the internet. tee hee. i also have a vagina.
>>25085779
>tfw meet a virgin girl at 19
>dates me because she wants to try dating boys
>she's really cool, into the same things
>has been a lesbian til that point
>ends within a few weeks because I'm dumb
>tells me she thinks she's a lesbian after all
I love me, but I also hate me sometimes
maybe i should go for a damaged beta who got fucked over by a slut/Stacy and is now looking for a good virgin who will cook for him and treat him like a king
>>25089031
Are you OP? Why the change?
>>25088251
but Chad can get any girl, he'll just cheat on me
>>25089031
>beta
>getting a Stacy ever
I think you mean damaged alpha
>>25087495
sounds normal for 5'6, not skelly at all
>>25089031
>no qt that was cheated on by her ex and now has trust issues
she wont hurt me like he hurt her right?
>>25089031
Not a damaged beta, but I need someone who will cook for me. Im very good looking.
>>25089031
>Got with a cute shy reserved boy
>Treat him like a king
>Absolutely inseparable
With that being said, many men here hate women and would easily fuck you over if given the chance so you gotta be careful
>>25085779
she's going to fake cum on you. happened to a friend of mine when he started dated a girl who was obviously gay. he said she clenched and squirted all over him. he wouldn't believe me when i told him it was pee.
>>25089092
a Stacy who settled for a beta but ended up fucking him over. it's very common.
>>25089031
move in with me, i can afford to come wherever you are and get you.
>>25089174
hey so if I rape her even once, will I get bad end no matter how many times I pet her head afterwards? What happens if I rape her every day
>>25089244if you touch her inappropriately at all and have less than 45 Intimacy she'll die no matter what
>>25089174
>>25089031
Where are women like you irl ;_;
>implying I even go outside so that would matter
>>25089233
fucking amerifags stop asking it's never going to happen
>>25089306
I spend all day on the internet, I don't go out at all. I met my bf when I was in a psych ward visit.
ATTENTION ALL FEMBOTS I NEED HELP
how I can seduce my friend? He put me in a friendzone. I need to get out, what are some good fembot approved tricks?
>>25089326
why not? what do you have against america?
>>25088909
am I a narcissist because I want to shit all over normie's happiness and deconstruct their reality for my own sick enjoyment, AS PUNISHMENT FOR ALL THE STUPIDITY THEY'VE BEEN INSTILLING ON THE WORLD
IS THIS HOW SHOOTINGS HAPPEN
>>25089362
Show us your tits to make him jealous
>>25089415
especially the normies on here pretending to be robots because 'LOL LE NERDS ARE SO COOL I'M SO SPECIAL AND OUTCAST HEHEHEHEHEHH I'M LIK YOU GUIYSSSS' even though I know I should just ignore them I really want to tear their heads off
>>25089373
>why not? what do you have against america?
do you really want me to list everything that's wrong with that country?
also, i'm afraid of the plane crashing into the ocean and getting eaten by sharks while drowning
>>25089454
it's not as bad as anyone says, seriously. You'll live in a quiet mountain town with lots of art museums and friendly people. I've got a big beautiful farm we can visit whenever and my family is very nice.
>>25089454
Not him, but yes please
>>25089588
>expensive healthcare
>mass shootings, no gun control
>high crime rate
>shit food
>Trump
>>25089706
So can I move to Europe and be with you :^)
>>25089706
Where do you live that's so perfect m8? Just wondering. Unless it's either Norway or Switzerland, your country has just as many problems.
>>25089752
>Switzerland
>gun control
m8
>>25089706
Europe
>muslim rape gangs
>hate-speech laws
>worse fiscal management than US
>i mean, how is that even possible?
but anyway, none of that really matters. It doesn't matter where you live as long as you make a place for yourself there. I'd have moved wherever for the right girl, but I'm working for a startup that I really believe in, and I think that by working here, my effort will change the world. I don't think I'd trade that away for a femanon, even if she did treat me like a king. What's being treated like a king compared to feeling like a king through your own actions?
Fembots
I think I pissed off a friend of mine, she hasn't talked to me in about a week, I guess its understandable cause she's usually busy
Should I wait for her to text me or do I just text her? I already took care of the problem that made her mad
>tfw it was just an accidental misunderstanding but she freaked out anyway
Can't ever do shit right can I
>>25089275
gay. I wanted to see if I could branch a relationship off of a "rough" start. Can't wait till the day we get more realistic and flexible VNs. I want to both abuse and love my human property.
>>25086371
I really hope you are not the type who wants a beta provider once she had her fun with the bad boy chad or else I would avoid you like the plaque.
>>25087020
>i want to be treated like a rational human being capable of honest discourse
>oh wait i have no idea what i want and i lie about things all the time
>>25090300
did you even read my post/replies? i said i hate Chad. i want to love my virginity to and marry a nice, loving beta
Chad can go fuck himself, I hope some slut takes all his money and makes him realize that looks are not all that matters in a girl.
>>25090518
*lose, not love
>>25090518
Didn't a beta itt offer to fly where you are
how often do girls change their tampons
is like a twice a day type of thing? more?
>>25090542
i said no amerifags
>>25090572
i don't use tampons, but apparently every few hours
i wear 1-2 pads a day when i'm on my period
>>25090686
aren't euros supposed to be afraid of being racist?
>>25090733
it's not about racism, it's about not wanting to have LDRs
>>25090686
If you lived in Australia I'd marry you.
>>25090763
But that's the most beta thing you can do :^)
>>25090780
LOL it's omega, not beta. LDRs are basically platonic, might as well just be friends since we'd never fuck anyway
>>25090830
Ehh people do lewd things in LDR's and I'm sure could find an anon that would make the trip to wherever you are
>>25090830
"not america" is a pretty vague way to say "no ldr". Why not be more specific with where you live if you are only looking for robots within a certain radius.
>>25090861
i have no interest in woman-hating r9k shitposters desu
i want a normie beta capable of loving me
>>25091026
I don't hate women, so I'm sure you could find at least one yurofag that doesn't on here.
>>25091026
i don't know why you're replying to me, you didn't even include the information i was specifically requesting that you provide.
>>25087263
well since im not paying for dinner it makes dating a whole lot cheaper, so yes
>>25091026
You're talking to him.
>>25085190
I think this is bait but I absolutely from the bottom of my heart hate Chad and think the only stand-able males are the most ultimate omegas there are. And I mean ACTUAL nice guys not demanding degenerates who only call themselves kind because they have nothing else to offer.
I want to be the demanding bitch in the relationship I have absolutely no time for an annoying boy bimbo jock Chad complete idiot. Not that being a virgin automatically makes them not annoying. Most of the guys who go here are Chad on the inside just ugly and bitter on the outside. They would treat girls the same as Chad does if they were ever given the chance.
>>25092650
>I want to be the demanding bitch
Go on...
>>25092650
>I want to be the demanding bitch in the relationship
This is perfect. What would you do and demand?
>>25088909
This is true that they also want cute asians or shy white girls. This is why I let things happen.
Here's me, a weirdo with emotional issues but somehow I found a beta that loves video games and now we're together 4 years and getting married.
anything can happen. u just gay
Did you tell him? Cute bait. Out as usual.
>>25092650
men want to be tamed by a woman who can tug the leash with the most firmness. Please elaborate.
>>25092678
Demand attention, sex, affection and groveling worship.
Not some fucking idiot asshole who is pulling out stupid 'red pill' bullshit tricks like to get her attention by insulting her. That stupid superficial bullshit is dumb as fuck.
I want a loyal pet.
I'm surprised people aren't already calling me a whore though.
>>25085190
>cute
oh fuck you
>>25094219
>I want a loyal pet.
H-Hi
>>25087263
yeah but i'm a recovering anorexic myself
If only fembots were real lads, it is 7am and I would love for a mildly autistic girl to fall asleep next too right now. Even if fembots were real, which they aren't, there would be none in my country.
>>25094219
You haven't been called a whore yet because if there's one things the true subhumans of this board love more than women hate - it's being put down by a woman sexually. I'm guessing around 75% of this board is into /gfd/.
>>25094245
>anon thinks he's not cute
>>25085190
shoo shoo roastie
>>25094219
shoo shoo roastie cunt
>>25091026
then why are you even posting here.
Why do you idiots respond to these cunts? Why are you all so thirsty ? When will you fucking beta fuck boys learn these women see you as walking dispensaries of attention and money.
>>25085190
Yous a lying muddafucka OP.
>>25086371
So you just want someone who will take care of you while you bring nothing? Get the fuck outta here.
>>25095173
did you even read the thread you retard?
>>25086510
>that's why i want to treat my beta boyfriend right. i would cook for him, have sex whenever he wants, brag about him whenever i have the chance to, show him affection all the time.
>>25094833
Whore or not I wish I had a fuck puppet right now who would pound me on top like a dildo with a body. I don't want to hear your sappy whining and complaining I want fucking virgin semen in my every hole right now.
Fuck it's not that hard even for an autistic person to understand. I want dick.
>>25095231
pls be my mistress
>>25095231
wizardposting is fun
>>25088176
RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOASTIE GET OOUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25095231
Do you have some kind of contact info, then? My Skype is: d.ne20
>>25095231
Why can't you just leave the virgin autists alone? You're not going to fuck them all you're doing is making them more bitter. Do you just enjoy driving people off the edge?
>>25097466
>bumping this thread when it could have died
eww no i don't want chads either but why would you ever want to be with a beta bf?
unless you want someone to constantly flatter you and pay for your shit to boost up your confidence.
>>25089362
How does a guy put a girl in the friendzone
Did he outright say that he just wants to be friends as you confronted him with your feels or is he just not chasing you?
